A solid lineup with zero surprises.

EA opened with the loud and bloody CG trailer of Dante’s Inferno, narrated by the wicked witch of the west. With all the hacking and slashing, it just seemed like God of War with a scythe, but there’s a chance there might be something interesting gameplay wise.
Another blip that came and gone was Sims 3, probably because EA knows the game and the inevitable expansions will sell like crazy. To a not big fan of Sims, it looked no different from 2. Same ho-hum visuals with exaggerated expressions out of my nightmares.
Then comes the casual explosion with Littlest Pet Shop, coming to country, city, and the beach, naturally to the DS and the Wii. Another big tween plush push comes with Littlest Pet Shop Online. Buy a stuffed animal that comes with a code to use that same animal online, where mostly young girls can customize and create their own pets with friends among dozens of mini-games.
From the petshop to the girlshop with Charm Girl’s Club, already coming with three games to the DS and a Pajama Party on the Wii. Play mini-games to win charms to decorate a clearly Bratz inspired quartet of cool gurlz, such as teasing hair to where the tallest hair wins the new charm to decorate their character.

For a complete change of tone, EA hit the audience with the hard driving Need for Speed: Shift. Everything you have come to expect from racing games is here, from fast cars to the cockpit view. Hard to judge from video if its better looking than Forza 3, though it promises to convey the ‘pure physical power of racing at top speed.’ Though their way of pulling this off is grabbing the kudos system from Phantom Gotham Racing, and tweaking it for the ADD generation. You’re constantly rewarded when you race, no matter how you race. Assuming the popups aren’t as relentless as they are in the demonstration, it could actually be a lot of fun.
Dragon Age: Origins promised to reinvent the fantasy genre, though the footage they showed was an almost short for shot rendition of the Lord of the Rings movies, spliced with implied sex scenes. You have the throwaway villains called the dark spawn versus the multicultural legendary warriors. Even though they claim ‘new shit,’ seems like the Witcher already did it better.
Mass Effect 2 was also mentioned, though they didn’t do much more than show a trailer that’s been on the web for a month or more. Hopefully, they’ll show more at the show.

A big chunk of the show was dedicated to EA Sports, beginning with Fight Night 4. Tyson and Ali were ducking and weaving, sending out splashes of sweat with each meaty hit. This time it’ll run at 60FPS, promising big time physics with strategic control, where the height and reach of the boxer will matter. They also promised a Mixed Martial Arts franchise coming 2010, but were short on details, slipping into their new online website, coming with a browser version of Tiger Woods Golf. They’ll also be a detailed team building option for NCAA Football 10, designing logos and choosing your field on the PC, then loading it into your console game with a few clicks. Franchise mode in the next Madden will be handled much the same way, where you can do trades and compare stats right from your iphone.
Then came the bragging about their WiiFit clone, EA Sports Active. It sold 600k copies in a short time, but not so surprising considering just how many millions WiiFit sold. It makes me wonder how people even exercised before the Wii. It must have taken some witchcraft to accomplish this impossible feat. To finish up the sports lineup there was Grand Slam Tennis for the Wii, supporting the upcoming motion plus. This did look like a solid tennis title, but during the demonstration the players were still flicking their wrists with small motions, rather than doing serves and lobs, making the motion plus feel just a little pointless.
The Saboteur started with a CG trailer that presented a nice sense of style for Nazi occupied Paris. For the gameplay, they borrowed the visual identity of Schindler’s List, black and white with shades of red, to mark areas still under the Nazi control. Though they left in so much color it actually felt tacky, like a half-colorized movie. The rich feel of black and white is lost when you have dozens of windows filled with gleaming golden lights and a bright blue car by the roadside. The actual gameplay looked solid, probably because most of it was borrowed from the Hitman franchise. Sneak up to a guy, kill him to use his uniform as a disguise, commit your deed, and run like hell. How fun it is will likely depend just on how varied these missions are.

It’s a shame for anything to be tainted by Jack Black, but Brutal Legend is definitely metal with these guest stars. You have Lemmy from Motorhead as a mysterious motorcycle mystic name the Killmaster, Lita Ford in a little bit of nothing as a barbarian babe, Ozzie as the guardian of metal, and Rob Halford in not one but two crazy roles. Not much of the gameplay was shown, but it seems to involve a lot of driving, ass kicking, and just plain rocking.
In the spirit of EA Partners, Realtime Worlds showed a bit of APB. After a flash of what seemed like a pretty deep character customization, they slipped into a trailer that promises a online city teaming with AI life, where a hundred human players can come in, either as criminals or cops, and seek to achieve fame and fortune by either committing crimes or stopping them in progress. Looked like an upgraded version of the Crackdown engine with plenty of explosions and mayhem to warm my jaded heart.
Then comes the big geek moment with the Imperial March filling the theater and jedi filling the stage. This was all to set up a gorgeous CG trailer for the Knights of the Old Republic where the Sith storm a jedi enclave by crashing a ship into it, and unleashing the dark side of lightsaber wirefu. It was a seriously impressive opening, almost worth seeing a movie of the stuff, but I have serious doubts the actual game, which wasn’t at all shown, will be anything like it. They’re promising a story-driven MMO where each class will be a new experience, but I have reservations this will conflict with the group aspect that MMOs do best. Still, it was a pretty classy/nerdy way to bring their conference to a close.