How Not to Piss Off Your Wife (and other Xbox 360 Launch Advice)
Jeremiah offers some solid tips to help the male gaming audience survive this holiday season.
Article by Jeremiah Conlon (Email)
November 23rd 2005, 09:45PM
Tips for the Ladies in da' House
Ladies, if you want face time with the hunky, hot new Xbox 360, you sure as hell better have two TVs and at least 2 veritable gaming systems available. Remember though, two TVs maybe cut it for any normal game title launch, but this is a new console launch, so TV set up is only half the battle. After all, unless you have some serious dough, there isn't going to be 2 shiny new Xbox units available to play. If you feel that it will be a significant challenge to retain the singular Xbox 360 in the house, please continue reading the next section.
Sex + Bribe = Your Way
Simple enough. If you are jockeying for the 360, try bribing with your natural essence of life. Ladies, if you're married or dating, I can almost guarantee this will work. Just remember, men are pigs (unlike women, whom this would never work for). Therefore, sex is a completely acceptable, decent, and sanctioned bribery method for men all around the world. (Alright guys, that was my best shot to get you some. You're on your own now!)
The only "box" most Xbox gamers will get this year? An older model with tacky cosmetics and bad skin.