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Here we have the definition of the “in-offensive” videogame. Soul blazer is a short, sweet, and generally pleasant game that focuses on raising questions about life as well as the after-life rather than challenging the player. Underneath the rather silly translation –people are defeated instead of killed, as if this were some kind of duel – is a thought-provoking experience coupled with one of the better soundtracks in an SNES game. In what could be considered a spin-off of Actraiser, ...
Risen is the spiritual sequel to the Gothic series and you all know what that entails. In this grand adventure our hero washes up on an island without so much as a pair of shoes. The quest to get pair of shoes takes close to five hours by itself. Also this game starts off brutally, as casual run-ins with warthogs may as well be final boss affairs in any other RPG. Still, provided you rub the right backs, dip into enough dungeons, and occasionally cheat the glitchy weed-dealer, you'll be an unstoppable ...
The first Two Worlds game may have been one of the worst and/or most broken games to hit the Xbox 360. It's one thing to be incompetent when it comes to designing and programming a game but Two Worlds was absolutely hilarious in its ineptitude. In a world where all horses are retarded and there are only three women, one man who has uncomfortable thoughts about his sister can make a difference. Somehow after enough wandering around I stumbled upon the final dungeon and completed the game. Heck I ...
While currently my blog is lucky to see one update a month I think I'm going to do some bigger things with it in the coming months. This March is going to be Megaman's Mega March Monster Madness or MMMMM. I attempted this a couple years back but only got to Megaman 7 before nearly losing my mind. This time around I'm going to be doing the X series, though I expect I won't live to see past MMX6. In any case I'll try to look at as many of them as I can, maybe do MM8 and 9 if I have ...
Updated 21 Jan 2012 at 04:45 PM by PepsimanVsJoe
You nerds better be checking out Awesome Games Done Quick 2012. http://speeddemosarchive.com/
It's the end of the year and like everyone else who has said something about a videogame, I have to start thinking about picking favorites. Honestly I never saw the appeal, mostly because there just isn't enough time for me to play the games that I think are deserving of such regard. Also if I were to choose right now I'd come up with absolutely nothing. Unlike last year I don't have a handful of titles that I really connected with and felt that they were truly special. For reference ...
As you all know I'm a quite the fan of Musou games. As you all don't know I'm also a big fan of Fist of the North Star. So when Omega Force decided to take on this property I figured I'd be in for a good time. ...Oops? Ken's Rage is pretty typical of the Musou genre. You choose from a handful of characters and then face off with hundreds of nameless thugs and their leaders in various scenarios. Some follow the original storyline while others delve into what-ifs and ...
Updated 03 Jan 2012 at 03:08 PM by PepsimanVsJoe
While I could (and should) be writing a review for Saints Row 3 I'm going to break away for just a bit. I realized that I put a couple dozen hours and gotten all of the achievements in Torchlight on XBLA, I may as well have something to say about it. One of the things I enjoy about this blog is that I'm not restricted by things such as word counts, my writing style, making sense, and all that other unimportant junk. I'm free to make that critical analysis and say something significant. Is that actually ...
Youtube-quality graphics, one-dimensional game-design, and what the heck I actually played through this game? I'm sitting on a stack of games that include the likes of Deus Ex: Human Revolution, the ICO/SOTC set, and a bunch of other games that are supposedly really good. I barely played any of them though, for reasons I'll try to detail in this write-up I spent some quality time with a couple of losers and their quest to create the biggest pile of corpses. I didn't play the original ...
When I sit down and think of all the videogames I have played through I also think about the sum total of sense they have made, which if my math is correct, totals out to somewhere over negative 17 billion and a tenth. Dante's Inferno is just another notch in the bedpost, another penny in the pot, another thing in a larger thing that is the absolute ridiculousness of videogames. First off there is the intro. During the Crusades Dante gets killed. Apparently if you're not ready to ...
Updated 03 Sep 2011 at 04:16 PM by PepsimanVsJoe
In the far future man has developed a means of mind-control. Instead of merely being able to force someone to bring them a drink of water, this technology has gotten to the point where the most everyday of citizens will pull a gun out of their rear-end and engage in battle if somebody gets the bright idea to invade their skull. Also we can expect to see cyborg-primates, giant robots, and a multitude of other oddities. Mindjack is a third-person quasi-competitive shooter. What's the ...