• PlayStation Vita - 2/22/2012 in N.A., Europe

        But what if I need it NOW?

        It's been three months since I last held my sleek, black sex machine . . . since I skillfully ran my fingers along her rear hot spot and looked with a satisfied smile into her cool, contoured face.

        Uh, but what were we supposed to be talking about? Oh, yeah: the PlayStation Vita. So the Vita . . . well, I heard that it's officially coming over to North American and European markets on February 22. And I know for a fact that it is an amazing piece of hardware, with a responsive touch screen, crisp controls, and all the social apps you could want. It's just too bad that I won't be able to play Uncharted: Golden Abyss again until almost Valentine's Day.
        Comments 3 Comments
        1. Korian's Avatar
          Korian -
          I'm not keen on the direction of touching to play games.
        1. Mzo's Avatar
          Mzo -
          I want it so bad!
        1. Korian's Avatar
          Korian -
          There's sure a lot of sexual innuendos here.
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