• Miserable Podcast of Secrets #1

        "Everything About It Is, Like, 'Amateur, Amateur, Amateur'"

        Unfortunately, we just kind of started recording this with no preparation, but that won't happen again. We were four giants of the gaming community in a room together and this is what happened. It's a bit rough and sloppy, but we know that's how you like it every few times.

        Join as as we discuss:
        • TNL contests
        • WWE 12 and the opposite of feature creep
        • Fighting games, including King of Fighters XIII, Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3, and Street Fighter IV
        • [An Athena mention]
        • Matchmaking in online games
        • Console preferences
        • Non-classic Sonic games
        • Are people under 25 worthless?
        • War of the Worlds
        • Alien Infestation
        • The Haunted: Hell's Reach
        • Infinity Blade
        • Superbrothers: Sword & Sorcery
        • Enviro-Bear 2010
        • and more
        Coming soon:
        • We get more professional
        • The lost episodes
        The player is below. Questions and comments go below that.

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        Comments 45 Comments
        1. Rated E's Avatar
          Rated E -
          Quote Originally Posted by Thief Silver View Post
          Man, knowing I'm under 25 and hearing Nick says that about people under 25, makes me feel so much better.
          Nick's just projecting.
        1. Some Stupid Japanese Name's Avatar
          Some Stupid Japanese Name -
          You're only as old as the girls you can get into the pants of. That makes Nick what, 23?
        1. Razor Ramon's Avatar
          Razor Ramon -
        1. Josh's Avatar
          Josh -
          Hey oh!
        1. Korly's Avatar
          Korly -
          When is the Street Fighter X Tekken episode coming out? I will download that one.
        1. jyoung's Avatar
          jyoung -
          Moz was the most entertaining of the group. You should keep him and try to bring in some other guys.
        1. Some Stupid Japanese Name's Avatar
          Some Stupid Japanese Name -
          He has a potty mouth.
        1. bbobb's Avatar
          bbobb -
          It needs chux to be listenable.
        1. sixteen-bit's Avatar
          sixteen-bit -
          No one ever played Contra Hard Corps/Hard Spirits? Shattered Soldier is a sequel to that game in terms of design philosophy.
        1. Mzo's Avatar
          Mzo -
          I beat Hard Corps on the Genesis.

          I still say that SS is way more scripted and very nearly 100% memorization when compared to any other Contra game. I say nearly 100% only because I think Lance's bouncing ball attack is not fully scripted and can bounce in different ways.
        1. Razor Ramon's Avatar
          Razor Ramon -
          What's up with the swearing? If you don't have something to say, take your time, think it through, and then say it. The profanity is just used to extend an idea and it's a poor way to do it. Fighting games rule. Fuck all of you who think otherwise. Come at me if you dare.
        1. Mzo's Avatar
          Mzo -
          Shhh, we don't say those words around grandma Ramon.

          Swearing happens when people aren't clever or intelligent enough to get their point across in an efficient manner, so you can pretty much expect that from me all the fucking time.

          I don't think any of us said that fighting games are bad. I think we can all agree that Capcom is fucking up online matchmaking left and right, though.
        1. Razor Ramon's Avatar
          Razor Ramon -
          Ono himself said that Capcom wants each title to have its own matchmaking system. That's why they don't carry any of them over to other SF games even though they'd work. They have to go and develop a brand new one each time. I don't know why Capcom is doing it by they are. If you're going to swear to express your train of thought, I suggest you think about what you want to say. It's just silly to hear "FUCK SHIT FUCKING FUCK GAME" all the time. You could have just said "game" and I would have gotten the idea.
        1. Mzo's Avatar
          Mzo -
          That is a really stupid thing that Capcom is doing. I wish somebody would actually ask why instead of licking their balls up and down every interview.

          I often want to say "fuck Nintendo." So I do.
        1. Razor Ramon's Avatar
          Razor Ramon -
          I swear all the time. But if I'm going to be recorded, I change it. My vocabulary is pretty deep. Bro.
        1. Chux's Avatar
          Chux -
          We're not that classy of a broduction to extend our brocabulary.
        1. Prince Planet's Avatar
          Prince Planet -
          I enjoyed it.
        1. MarkRyan's Avatar
          MarkRyan -
          Awesome name for a podcast.
        1. Changeling's Avatar
          Changeling -
          Entertaining until the talking over each other and making fun of some else's sound quality starts. Get that stuff down as well as more structure and then were talkin'. Good start guys. Put on different TNLers. I wanna hear more people's personalities.
        1. Korly's Avatar
          Korly -
          Mzo, Jeremy and I take exception to you saying noone cares about wrestling games!
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