Conversation Between Peas and Doc Holliday

D-d-doc put on that wig I b-b-bought you and come over here to p-p-inch my tip

Doc, have you ever dipped your balls in a glass of warm water and when you pulled them out the water looked like chicken broth?

Yo Doc, in fact I invented that.

Have you ever stuck frozen peas in your pee slot? I hear it is quite invigorating.

Thanks Doc. Good to be back.

Thanks 4 keeping it real.

Man down.