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Happy Birthday oh Great Demon Lord!
Happy Birthday PaCra!!!
Happy Bday Pa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HA! Thank you Pineapple!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PA!!! I will grow a gnarly beard in your honor.
Happy Birthday you hardcore mother effa!
DAMNED HIPPIE!!!!!! Seriously wtf is going on with this here background, I'm having a goddamned seizure right now.
A CELLO IS THE SAME GODDAMN THING AS AN UPRIGHT BASS EXCEPT A BIT DIFFERENT, FUCK!!!!!
IT WAS A CELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish Paradise... I've churned butter once or twice