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You are a goddamn hero for having such a patriotic birthday.
Happy birthday, Gohan!
Hey, I'm not the only one turning 34 this year! WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM. Sorry, I meant happy birthday!
Happy birthday Gohan! Happy birthday MURKA!
Hey, I just noticed the good news. It's been a busy weekend! Congrats, and I'm glad everyone's doing okay.