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Happy Birthday you viciously sexy man, you.
You didn't think I'd NOT put one here, too, right? That sentence sucks. Happy Birthday. GOD.
You're a cool dude, someone ought to remember
You're the only person who ever remembers my birthday <3
Happy Birthday man, hope it's a great one!
Happy Birthday sir!!
Happy Bday RHYDANT!!!!
Oh shit, Happy Birthday man! May it be of the highest caliber!
Happy Birthday homie!