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I'm having more fun at work than you are.
Your row on the members list looks cool. It's as if you're the flesh-and-blood version of your avatar, only snowier.
I mistook your shadow for a snow angel.
Get your ass in gear. It's Bitchsgiving!
Pep it up.
Guvmint-issued browser. We do get lunch, you know.
Are you browsing through your phone? Or on the governments computer?
If I am served a piece of sushi with a face on it, and I'm really, really hungry, would you hate me if I just went ahead and ate it? I mean, I could ask if it had any last words first, and I'd send a couple of bucks to its family.
I had animals first.
Such a copy cat.
n__n THANKS!
There's none better. Also, I love your new page design.
See? I do good things every once in awhile.
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Doc says you're my "woman" now, and he's a medical professional, so welcome to my-womanhood. Bring a lint brush, because I get fuzzy sometimes.
Les luxeux expressions françaises? ¿Los piropos obscenos? I'll try to walk away with you clinging to my leg, but I may walk through mud.
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I'm trying to figure out the best way to have an outburst on your page. Finch, HELP!
Rated E for Enchanting Eyes.
Don't mean to come across as too needy, but I'm looking for a little bit of everything. Can you help me?
I need something to spank it to during the afternoon lull. Bunnies on Post-It Notes don't quite do it.
Back to browsing TNL at work I see.
Life could be worse. You could be a skinned rodent lying on a plate.