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Happy Birthday old timer!
Double dippin' on the Happy Birthdays this year!!
Happy Birthday good sir! *edit* Crap, same thing I said last year, I didn't look first but I generally try to change it up. But since you're so damn old you probably don't even want to hear HB anymore, so whatever, dang you old!
Happy Birthday good sir!!!
Happy Bday sleeve!!!
Happy Birthday sir, PRAISE THE SUN!
Happy Birthday yo! Make it siiiiiiiiick!