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I feel like there are probably better things you could slap your dick against.
I'll use my dick to hit the buttons. It'll hit like five buttons at once, though.
Don't sweat it kiddo, I think birthday threads, and for the most part birthday wishes, got thrown to the curb a while ago, they just don't happen much anymore. You should get drunk and lose to me in SF later. I'll even let you win a round since it's your special day
Thanks, buddy. TNL is behind on the most important event of today.
Oh shit, happy birthday dude!