The Yellow Dog Gentlemen's Society

This is a Place for the Discussion of Honorable Things, such as Fine Alcohols, Outdoor Work or Fishing, among Gentlemen.

How about slapping ho's?

I stand my ground that Chopin is the best vodka out there.

http://www.chopinvodka.com/

A Public House, you say? How about the Publick House? I'm going to try to drag my roommates out there tomorrow. I'm tired of being piss drunk in my apartment and need to get piss drunk somewhere else.

OI MATES LET'S GET PISSED AND SMOKE FAGS OUTSIDE INNIT

Nothing says I'm a gentlemen like being up at 5:40 am, ugh.

Before I go back to NY this weekend, I'm going to throw some mulch underneath my fence and my pine trees. This stuff is getting expensive guys, so if you plan to buy some buy it now.



FTW

Let's fight... like gentlemen.

This weekend, weather permitting, I will be preparing a small plot of land for growing corn, green beans and tomatoes, followed by a trip to the corner pub.

What should I drink?


Also, Biff, could you explain the mulch situation? What is causing this price increase?

Thank you YellerDog, for extending an invitation to me to join your society, I will try hard to be the best Gentleman I can!

Well, you're going to need to spirit-gum a 'stash on and aquire a top hat. Can you do this by next Friday?

I've got the top hat, I'll work on the 'stash.

Hey, who let the chick in the men's club damnit! Yellerdog you ol' softy...

The Yellow Dog Gentlemen's Society holds that one must only be a gentleman in order to join. Sex, race, or creed do not factor in to eligibility, which means any Black, White, Chinaman, Juggler, or Lady may become a member.

The Yellow Dog Gentlemen's Society exercises Discrimination, but not Bigotry. The Society needs only to approve of the cut of one's jib.

excellent.

There aren't any gingers in here are there?

That kind of business needs to be hidden by top hat and spirit gum moustash. (The great social equalizer!)

Doc may want to have a word about that. He gets a pass.

I have a nice smoking pipe and a decanter.

Also: Is cigars allowed in said group?

I would hope so. I have a nice Puyana I'd like to light up.

Cigars are encouraged! A fine way to spend the evening.

Splendid.

Magnificent!

I have a Cuban I've been saving. I'll give it to you at the NY meet up advo. Protip: Prepare to be underwhelmed.

In all my years of Cigar smoking I've managed to have a few Cubans and IMHO they really aren't all that. There are much better cigars to be had out there.

Ha-ha. That dog is drinking beer! It's funny because dogs do not usually drink beer very much!