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Happy Birthday Deeeetour! May all your runnings be COOOOOOOL RUNNINGs!
Happy birthday detour!
Are you and Arjue okay with all the floods?
Happy Birthday buddy! Get drunk and make more babies!
COME OVER I AM GORNY
Dear Detour, you are invited to my birthday party at the Casa Bonita in Lakewood, CO, in that one country on the North American continent that everyone seems to dislike right now. It will be on March 24th of the coming year. It is necessary that you ride a flying boat that will take you over the ocean and the mountains so that you can make it. If you're not there, i will be sad.
for sure brah. u cumin 2 utopia9 this weekend? gonna be mad ravers up in that bitch.
sup brah. that a nautica shirt?
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