Hubbitron
Model D-83

I can't rep you right now. So consider this a token of my expression towards your latest posts.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR FRIEND.

How very British!

I feel bad for people that don't have fun out here

C Hub, I see that you are online and I know you are in LA. So, I hope by now you have a cocaine lock-jaw and a lap dance rash on your thigh.

Fuck. I repped you on some bullshit, and you just threw out a gem!

It's the cocaine, man. Shit got me wyld! Three days now. Four? Three days.

Let me find someone who's hand doesn't shake like crazy and you got a deal. Also it can't be my mom. She might die.

How was I not already befriended to you?!?!?! Anyways, got it today, it's more awesome than advertised! Hahaha, thanks man!

I guess the Pebbles costume should have clued me in. Damn, I don't want to go back to prison.

#1

Face Off - DO IT!

Yeah, the Proclaimers. I like that band a lot, actually.

In ref to Riverboat Gamblers, some stuff you're in store for:

Pretty good... How are you?! I was thinking about getting in touch with you yesterday. I've got some music to give you (imagine that). I'll pm you links to the albums. I think you'll love this. Is business good? I'd recommend this band for your place but they're on a pretty big tour right now in support of their newest album. It's a local (Austin) punk band; they're getting some pretty big attention right now though I think...

Anyways, nice to hear from you. Hit me up on im if you want. Check your pm's in a bit for the albums.

IFYOUDONOTWANTWHATIVEGOTILLBUILDAROBOTTOEATYOURBRAINSAFUCKINGFIGHTINGFUCKINGSEXBOTFUC KINGROBOTYEAH

Was that a "no"?

Get on AIM biatch.

YOU ROBBED MY SHIT, YOU DAMN DIRTY SPARTAN!

You'll be so tired of me by the time I leave Baltimore, you won't know what hit you. 8-inch sausage

thanks for putting three blank posts on my page you faggot.

Will do mon frere.

Awwww.... finish that song and it'll be like consummating this thing...

Just kidding. I know you've been busy. Funny thing - Tristen's bandmate Grady was over recording last week and went through my recordings and told Tristen he wanted to cover that song. He hasn't, but that'd be kind of cool.