DumpTruck
The Human

Dear Elkino, you are invited to my birthday party at Casa Bonita in Lakewood, CO on March 24th, 2009. I invited Timber too, so you have no excuse not to be there.

too bad, next year you're getting a used butt plug

Amazon needs a service where they send the gifts out to me first for "testing", then forward it to you.

How do I get the land speeder?!?!?!?!? I'M DYING TO KNOW!!!

FUCK YEAH!!!! Post that shit so I can rep you for it!

Thanks! I'm currently selling off the CDs and T-shirts and shit that I still have lying around. PM for details if interested.

Creed rolls in to the kitchen on a motherfucking skateboard haphazardly while Kevin and Oscar are casually having lunch. Oscar asks Creed what he's doing, and he says "Nothing much man, just boarding." He then gets off the skateboard and kicks the back, so the board flips up and he grabs the truck with one of his hand and holds it to his side then says: "You know how we do." like a rapper.

Watch it!

It was indeed magical.

The Jurassic Park one is just Mike and Wierd Al, but just as good. I'll see if I can procure a copy of the B&R one.

Yeah, we got to hug on them and Tom Servo was whispering in my ear. It was epic!

I've seen a clip from the Batman and Robin one, but not the entire movie. I must get my hands on it.

Oh yeah, Cat and I went to Stone Brew and got to meet the guys from MST3K and saw the rifftrax of Transformers and Jurrasic Park.

I'm obsessed with MST3K. Best show ever made imo.

refresh my memory as to which one "time chasers" is.

also, touch of satan is pretty hilarious. another favorite:

I need to interrupt here.

While Space Mutiny is a fine episode, The Touch of Satan is by far the best ever.

OK, continue.

you know its from space mutiny!!!!!!!!! you are my favorite right now im so glad youve seen it. best episode ever

Anything for you.

boobies!

kisses, don't be sad

If you're trying to proposition me...
then absolutely. I'm a great pitcher.

Well in that case I'm glad it's you

you don't want to know. Its from a manga that gets rather disturbing. And not in some weird tripping thought provoking way.

Cornrows.

i love "andy popping into the frame" digital short and he's holding the gun to will forte's head, lolol

hope you feel better, dude -- btw, i love your avatar. andy samberg rules.