Master's Sunday Morning...
So today was my Sunday. My day of rest.
I awoke with my girlfriend who is staying the weekend with me here in Troy NY. We were goofing around and did our usual bed-wrestling (those in relationships may know what I'm talking about, not sex, just wrestling). Anyway, I was losing, as I always do, and she had me at her mercy. She went to bite my leg (as her "finishing move") and I tried to jump out of bed while I whipped the covers off of me. As I did, I didn't realize that my laptop power supply http://t1d.pc.cacheibm.com/us/images...adapter_sm.jpgwas on the covers that I attempted to quickly flip off the bed. The power supply hit me right in the face at 100 mph, and I felt a numb feeling above my upper lip (like when you get hit in the nose) and I looked at my girlfriend and said "I'm fine". Then she told me to look in the mirror. I had split open a big cut above my lip and blood was gushing out of it. I had to go to the student health center and get it butterflied closed. I can't get it wet, and I can't laugh or open my mouth all the way or else it opens up the cut again.
The moral/s of the story: Master is a moron. When your girlfriend is wrestling you, either don't let her win at all, or just lie there and take it. Running away just gets you hurt.
THE END.
