Master's Sunday Morning...

So today was my Sunday. My day of rest.

I awoke with my girlfriend who is staying the weekend with me here in Troy NY. We were goofing around and did our usual bed-wrestling (those in relationships may know what I'm talking about, not sex, just wrestling). Anyway, I was losing, as I always do, and she had me at her mercy. She went to bite my leg (as her "finishing move") and I tried to jump out of bed while I whipped the covers off of me. As I did, I didn't realize that my laptop power supply http://t1d.pc.cacheibm.com/us/images...adapter_sm.jpgwas on the covers that I attempted to quickly flip off the bed. The power supply hit me right in the face at 100 mph, and I felt a numb feeling above my upper lip (like when you get hit in the nose) and I looked at my girlfriend and said "I'm fine". Then she told me to look in the mirror. I had split open a big cut above my lip and blood was gushing out of it. I had to go to the student health center and get it butterflied closed. I can't get it wet, and I can't laugh or open my mouth all the way or else it opens up the cut again.

The moral/s of the story: Master is a moron. When your girlfriend is wrestling you, either don't let her win at all, or just lie there and take it. Running away just gets you hurt.

THE END.

Quick! Everyone post humorous images to piss Master off! :p

Dude...I wish I was you. A scar on your lip is so cool....

You might come out of it looking rugged and manly, like Indiana Jones.

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Originally posted by Rick
Quick! Everyone post humorous images to piss Master off! :p

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Why would that piss me off? I think the funny images you guys post are hilarious.

PS: Lets hope if it does leave a scar, I'll look cool like Indy...

I wish I looked cool like Indy.

We all do.

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Originally posted by Master

I can't laugh or open my mouth all the way or else it opens up the cut again

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Originally posted by Master
I think the funny images you guys post are hilarious.

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I rest my case. ;)

Ahh. Very clever. I don't know why, but I'm very slow tonight...

Yeah, getting smacked in the face with a laptop power supply will do that to you, I've heard.

... :lol:

You need a live journal more than anyone in the history of the internet.

aaaah to bad, i cant fined any good images to fit this thread, sad day... :(

*Note to self*

When having fun with girlfriend the night before, put AWAY the laptop power supply after having fun with it...

:wtf:

That's what you get for wanking to pr0n the night before in the bed!

~Mr. K~

It was worth the pain, I bet.

Poor master..
http://academic.csuohio.edu/ball/pics/120201_lip1.JPG
what a guy

Where the fuck do you guys find this stuff?!

Google image search mostly, it’s the best thing sense sliced toast

MVS: I know, I know. My new site is almost done. Then I will write this crap there, but for now, this is my only release.

And I didn't know it was on the bed. My laptop was in the other room even...

hmm, sounds like your woman ploted against you

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Originally posted by mattvanstone
You need a live journal more than anyone in the history of the internet.

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You fucker!!! You beat me to it!!!:lol:

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Originally posted by Master
The moral/s of the story: Master is a moron. When your girlfriend is wrestling you, either don't let her win at all, or just lie there and take it. Running away just gets you hurt.

THE END.

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lie there and take it, can't complain when she is on top of you.

i was doing the same with my gf and i ended up running around and smashed my toe into a box or something, dam thing hurt for two days.

If you're bed-wrestling and it isn't leading to sex, you deserve to have your lip cut open.

That said, feel better. :):):)

It was actually post sex, but whatever...

Who had sex on the bedpost? :eek:

I'm better now. No scar :(