Omfg! Please god kill me.

PROTIP:
Always place storage media containing pics (or movies) of your sexual escapades in a safe and HIDDEN location.

Words from a wiseman right there.

Sick sick people.

someone who doesn't believe in sex has no say on this topic.

JM

I believe in sex... for having children... you know.... like it's supposed to be.

I think that you should get a list of the email addresses of every member of your girlfriend's family, and if she ever breaks up with you, send them all a copy of the pic. :evil:


And having kids is the last reason I'd wanna have sex.

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Originally posted by Dolemite
And having kids is the last reason I'd wanna have sex.

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play on, playa.

comeonn put it up, you know you wanna.

hes probably saying to himself now..

"should i have said anything? i think i should of kept my damn mouth shut"

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Omfg! Please god kill me.

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When I read that title, I assumed "Omfg!" was you calling my name, and "Please god kill me" telling me to end your life. For someone like you who makes up stories about his girlfriend's parent's sexual escapades on a message board just so he can get some attention, I would be happy to put my blade to use. You're probably a ninja. Ninjas are liars who seek attention from their lies.