Omfg! Please god kill me.

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22 Oct 2002, 10:12 AM
Shine

Omfg! Please god kill me.

Ok I know what your thinking, "we knew that already dude, I mean your a fucktard," but just hear me out on this one.
My girlfriend goes on a vacation to Nagshead with her parents and our daughter, and her parents give her 2 floppy's. These disk's were supposed to have pics of our daughter enjoying the beach on them. I had an IM buddy who wanted new pics of our daughter, so I hunted down these disk's, only found one which at this point is a blessing, and I look on this disk to see the pics they took. "Only 2 pics on the disk" I say to my self. I try the first pic but its corrupt or something, so I try the second,:eek:its a pic of of my girlfriends mother buffing her fathers knob. Please kill me.:(

Edit: I think this would be a great time to share some of life's most traumatising moments, so please share so that I know I'm not alone in my pain.
22 Oct 2002, 10:53 AM
Kidnemo

When you get a little older, you'll gain some maturity and learn "wow my parents are people too!".

I understand not wanting to see the pics of them, but it's hardly that big a deal.

Not to mention if thats one of your "lifes most traumatizing moments" count yourself lucky.
22 Oct 2002, 11:12 AM
Shine

Maturity has nothing to do, with it all I am saying is that if your gonna take pics of yourselves doing this sorta thing than keep em labeled and dont distribute.
22 Oct 2002, 11:14 AM
xS

Yes , its hard to believe that he has a child.
22 Oct 2002, 11:24 AM
Sqoon

Someone kill him.
22 Oct 2002, 11:32 AM
Josh

You know you are now obligated to post that picture.
22 Oct 2002, 11:51 AM
Shine

Quote:

Originally posted by 88mph
You know you are now obligated to post that picture.

:lol: Sorry I rather hastily deleted it.
Do you think I should tell my GF what I saw or should I just spare her this kodak moment?

P.S. Kudos on the sig 88
22 Oct 2002, 01:20 PM
Nash

who took the picture?:eek:
22 Oct 2002, 01:29 PM
Despair

:lol: Man, Its not such a big deal. They are people to, so just forget that you seen it. They must have given you the disk by mistake.

As for who took the picture, was the view from the top or side? If it was top, it could have been the father. Or they set up camera on the side to take picture automatically.

Maybe they wanted to keep their erotic adventure memories for the future? ;)
22 Oct 2002, 01:33 PM
Master

A) You didn't delete it.

B) Post it.
22 Oct 2002, 01:43 PM
Josh

Yes... post it now.
22 Oct 2002, 01:43 PM
innova

i second what master said
22 Oct 2002, 01:50 PM
Klonoa

i bet you jacked off to it too.

tell your girlfriend, then she'll tell her parents and they'll probably never invite you over again.
22 Oct 2002, 02:03 PM
NGEFreek

Is Blackmail an option at this point?
22 Oct 2002, 02:23 PM
Josh

Posting it is an option at this point...
22 Oct 2002, 02:36 PM
Nick

If you are going to post a link, please put black bars over their eyes. If you don't have the know-how, I'm sure someone here will be happy to help.
22 Oct 2002, 02:56 PM
Josh

I'll host it, and edit it for you.

You have to post it... that is way too funny.
22 Oct 2002, 03:10 PM
Kidnemo

Quote:

Originally posted by 88mph
Posting it is an option at this point...

:lol:
22 Oct 2002, 03:27 PM
cigsthecat

Geez, even Nick wants you to post it. Never thought I'd see the day.

"As for who took the picture, was the view from the top or side? If it was top, it could have been the father. Or they set up camera on the side to take picture automatically."

Clearly Despair has plenty of experience in the "boudoir photography" department.
22 Oct 2002, 03:42 PM
Jeremy

Ah, that's just too fucking funny. It's not hard to add black bars, just put it in Paint, select that big black square thing, and just cover whatever...
22 Oct 2002, 03:43 PM
Zerodash

PROTIP:
Always place storage media containing pics (or movies) of your sexual escapades in a safe and HIDDEN location.
22 Oct 2002, 03:45 PM
Jeremy

Words from a wiseman right there.
22 Oct 2002, 04:04 PM
EThugg

Sick sick people.
22 Oct 2002, 04:35 PM
JM

someone who doesn't believe in sex has no say on this topic.

JM
22 Oct 2002, 04:56 PM
EThugg

I believe in sex... for having children... you know.... like it's supposed to be.
22 Oct 2002, 06:54 PM
Dolemite

I think that you should get a list of the email addresses of every member of your girlfriend's family, and if she ever breaks up with you, send them all a copy of the pic. :evil:

And having kids is the last reason I'd wanna have sex.
22 Oct 2002, 06:59 PM
Nash

Quote:

Originally posted by Dolemite
And having kids is the last reason I'd wanna have sex.

play on, playa.
22 Oct 2002, 08:28 PM
innova

comeonn put it up, you know you wanna.
22 Oct 2002, 09:07 PM
bandit

hes probably saying to himself now..

"should i have said anything? i think i should of kept my damn mouth shut"
22 Oct 2002, 09:45 PM
LOL

Quote:

Omfg! Please god kill me.

When I read that title, I assumed "Omfg!" was you calling my name, and "Please god kill me" telling me to end your life. For someone like you who makes up stories about his girlfriend's parent's sexual escapades on a message board just so he can get some attention, I would be happy to put my blade to use. You're probably a ninja. Ninjas are liars who seek attention from their lies.
22 Oct 2002, 10:00 PM
Mr-K

omfgninjas is my god damn hero.

anyway, yes post the picture now and we will all laugh (or fap) but preferrably laugh.

~Mr. K~

Nags Head, NC where all amature porn is filmed! (or at least I wish it was...)
22 Oct 2002, 10:15 PM
Ragnarok the Red

Wow, didn't take long for this topic to build-up momentum :lol:
22 Oct 2002, 10:33 PM
Spanky McGee

So, is he going to post it or not?
22 Oct 2002, 10:35 PM
ChaoofNee

Probably not...
I mean, he did say he deleted it.
22 Oct 2002, 10:43 PM
Spanky McGee

:puts his piece away:
22 Oct 2002, 10:43 PM
Lhadatt

Me thinks omfgninjas is getting a bit cynical.. say, is the fight against the never-ending ever-present ninja horde getting a bit tiresome or something?
22 Oct 2002, 11:03 PM
The Ampersand

Where's Nagshead?
22 Oct 2002, 11:05 PM
Rick

Is Nagshead where these ninjas reside? I haven't really been paying attention.
23 Oct 2002, 12:46 AM
LOL

Quote:

Originally posted by Lhadatt
Me thinks omfgninjas is getting a bit cynical.. say, is the fight against the never-ending ever-present ninja horde getting a bit tiresome or something?

Do not make light of the situation I am in, for it is about as bad as you trying to be funny.
23 Oct 2002, 12:48 AM
Rick

Thanks to guys like omfgninjas, I can sleep well at night.
23 Oct 2002, 04:10 AM
Chux

Nags Head is in North Carolina. I've been going there for the last 11 or so years with my family. Well we go to Buxton, but it's on the outer banks. Seriously THERE AINT SHIT TO DO DOWN THERE.... which is probably why the parents get freaky. Seriously... all I do down there, aside from go on the beach, is play games that I would NEVER get to play otherwise.
23 Oct 2002, 09:23 AM
Shine

Yes, I did delete them.
Also I hinted vaguely to my GF about possibly seeing a pic of her parents enjoying thier stay at the beach house, and immediately she jumps on the smut wagon, like some kinda pornographic sixth sense. Worse yet she starts pressing me for the morbid details, "Who was in it?, What were they doin?, Can I see? Who was holding the camera?" and a few even more disturbing ones followed, which I won't go into. All I gotta say is that I deserve to get involved in a fucked up family like this, its divine punishment.
In fact I may start a thread about her family just to make you feel better about yours, cus man are they all over the place on the fucked up meter.
23 Oct 2002, 02:02 PM
innova

dam i wanted to see the pic, oh well.
23 Oct 2002, 02:42 PM
Despair

You didnt really deleted them, did you :p

They are hidden in the same place, where you stashed those Richard Simmons nakid pics :)
23 Oct 2002, 03:14 PM
Icepick

Icepick knows you didn't delete them.
Icepick knows you are a poseur.
Icepick is not impressed.
23 Oct 2002, 04:28 PM
Rich

It's amazing how OMFGNinjas is the most beloved, naturally as he should be, person on TNL, with 13 posts. I believe we should all join him in his attack on the horde of ninjas.
23 Oct 2002, 06:22 PM
Rick

You don't understand, Rich.

The life a ninja slayer is solitary and lonely. For only one man can kill a ninja, when more than one person tries to kill the same ninjas the pieces each turn into a new, smaller ninja. Sad but true.

Fight on, brave warrior.
23 Oct 2002, 07:30 PM
Rich

So we can all branch out and just kill any ninja that crosses us, but never attempt to kill the same ninja twice.
23 Oct 2002, 07:57 PM
Rick

That's the difference between us and omfgninjas though, we only have to worry about schooling ninjas that dare cross our paths, but poor omfgninjas is fucking SURROUNDED by them.
23 Oct 2002, 08:05 PM
Master

Quote:

Originally posted by EThugg
I believe in sex... for having children... you know.... like it's supposed to be.

Ethugg.mp3

PS: Stop fucking around and post the pic, I can only keep it hard for so many days straight.
23 Oct 2002, 10:01 PM
Mr-K

I have a cottage in Nags Head, go there a lot. Used to love it as a kid but now I just want to die when I go there.... It's just the beach and Avalon Pier's crappy arcade....

~Mr. K~

*snaps finger* make with the pics
24 Oct 2002, 01:14 AM
EThugg

Quote:

Originally posted by Master
Ethugg.mp3

And damn proud. Was there a point?
24 Oct 2002, 01:24 AM
Chux

Avalon's Pier... I played Mortal Kombat 2 like a mother f*cker the summer that came out there....
24 Oct 2002, 05:11 AM
M

Dude... you gotta post the pics... even I want to see 'em.
24 Oct 2002, 05:13 AM
xS

He's deleted them:(
24 Oct 2002, 05:24 AM
M

did he get rid of the floppy?
24 Oct 2002, 08:30 AM
youandwhosearmy

I most definately am curious
24 Oct 2002, 11:13 AM
Shine

My god. What have I started? Yes, I deleted them and yes I do still have the floppy, but I refuse to even attept to recover it. Thank you.
BTW: If my GF found out I even posted about the pic, let alone posted the actual pic, I would be the one drowning in my own blood. I like breathing, I am addicted to life, I have made a habbit of not dieing. I am sorry.
24 Oct 2002, 11:16 AM
Kidnemo

Wussy.
24 Oct 2002, 11:27 AM
Despair

Well, You have 2 choices here:

Either you post the pics here, and we let you live. But then your GF might kill you.

Or you dont post them, so we kill you :p

Choose wisely !
24 Oct 2002, 12:09 PM
bandit

hahaha..hes mentions about it..people ask for pics..he doesnt supply them..supposedly he deleted them and wont show to GF..even tho its her OWN parents..i think hes out to get attention.

like someone said..just cover the face and body parts..and NO taking old granny porno pics off the web!

i'll host the pic and i'll edit it
24 Oct 2002, 12:21 PM
Master

You could even block out their entire heads! Post it you pansy.
24 Oct 2002, 12:31 PM
Shine

You guys are relentless, and sick to boot. What tools do you recomend to recover the pic? I may post something(heavily edited)
24 Oct 2002, 12:40 PM
Despair

But if it will be heavy edited, how will we be able to tell if those are in fact the original pics you were talking about?
24 Oct 2002, 12:45 PM
Shine

You will have a partial face and a censored dong. thats all you need.
24 Oct 2002, 02:04 PM
Josh

Use MS paint, or Photoshop.

Or send me the pic, and I'll use my mad 133t skills to photoshop it. :)
24 Oct 2002, 04:58 PM
Shine

Hello, I need to recover it first and then decide what to do with it, and I can't recover it without the proper programs.
24 Oct 2002, 05:22 PM
Mr-K

Sounds good, *snap snap* come on we haven't got all day.

~Mr. K~
24 Oct 2002, 05:43 PM
Shine

Someone here, please, for the love of fucking christ, give me a clue on where to find a deleted file recovery prog. So far all these people who have posted are unable to read.
24 Oct 2002, 05:52 PM
EThugg

You fuckers have to be the sickest bunch of assholes I've ever seen. Get fucking lives.
24 Oct 2002, 06:23 PM
Rich

So speaks the man who spraypaints bumperstickers. :D
24 Oct 2002, 06:55 PM
Master

Ummm, yeah. So maybe he did delete it?

Anybody know how to recover it?
24 Oct 2002, 07:35 PM
Rich

Maybe it's in the registry? All though I doubt it, it's worth a shot.
24 Oct 2002, 07:36 PM
Mr-K

Quote:

Originally posted by EThugg
You fuckers have to be the sickest bunch of assholes I've ever seen. Get fucking lives.

Heh heh, yeah

~Mr. K~
24 Oct 2002, 08:16 PM
EThugg

Quote:

Originally posted by Rich
So speaks the man who spraypaints bumperstickers. :D

I'll do it again too!:p Sure beats being obsessed with old people porn...
24 Oct 2002, 09:20 PM
Rich

:lol: Ahahaha, old people porn is so sickening. I would love to know why people want to see this picture.
25 Oct 2002, 09:18 AM
Mr-K

Why? ... curioisty? Hell in all reality I don't want to see the picture. BUT.... just think of the HUMOR VALUE! Always keep that in mind!

~Mr. K~

*is just giving excuses to see old people porn
25 Oct 2002, 10:57 AM
Lordmrw

I think it would make a great OWNED! pic.
25 Oct 2002, 10:59 AM
Despair

How old are your GF parents anyway?
25 Oct 2002, 03:27 PM
GohanX

Norton Systemworks has a good undelete program on it if you happen to have access to it, but I don't think you want to pay $70 to post that pic on here.
25 Oct 2002, 03:44 PM
Lhadatt

Quote:

Originally posted by Rich
Maybe it's in the registry? All though I doubt it, it's worth a shot.

Eh? I think you mean Recycle Bin.

*gives Rich an 800-page A+ certification book* Read. All of it. :P
25 Oct 2002, 03:52 PM
SearchManX

Unless you have some specific program that recovers everything you deleted, it won't be found in the recycling bin... I think deletions from floppies and zip disks are permanent... sorry. :p
25 Oct 2002, 04:52 PM
Mr-K

NOOO!

~Mr. K~
25 Oct 2002, 04:58 PM
Josh

Quote:

Originally posted by GohanX
Norton Systemworks has a good undelete program on it if you happen to have access to it, but I don't think you want to pay $70 to post that pic on here.

Pay schmay... take your ass to Kazaalite.
25 Oct 2002, 05:05 PM
Curtis

Im gonna let you guys in on a little secret...

ShineAqua is a liar. Really, who the fuck sees something like that and has his first instinct be "Oh, man! This sure is one keen story to put on TNL!"?

Jesus.
25 Oct 2002, 05:10 PM
Kidnemo

Quote:

Originally posted by Orochi
Im gonna let you guys in on a little secret...

ShineAqua is a liar. Really, who the fuck sees something like that and has his first instinct be "Oh, man! This sure is one keen story to put on TNL!"?

Jesus.

:eek: :eek: :eek:
25 Oct 2002, 05:14 PM
Mr-K

aww...

~Mr. K~
25 Oct 2002, 06:45 PM
Curtis

Come on, Shine! You cant hide! I KNOW THE TRUTH!
26 Oct 2002, 04:54 AM
burgundy

Quote:

Originally posted by ShineAqua
Maturity has nothing to do, with it all I am saying is that if your gonna take pics of yourselves doing this sorta thing than keep em labeled and dont distribute.

Teach them a lesson.

Post 'em on the Internet *somewhere other than here.*

Anyway, at this point, I would just find some old people porn just to get everyone off my back.
26 Oct 2002, 11:21 AM
Lhadatt

Quote:

Originally posted by SearchManX
Unless you have some specific program that recovers everything you deleted, it won't be found in the recycling bin... I think deletions from floppies and zip disks are permanent... sorry. :p

SMX, read the context... Rich was actually implying that a deleted file could be found in the system registry.....
26 Oct 2002, 06:27 PM
Shine

They aren't that old, they're in their forties or so.

Quote:

Originally posted by Orochi
ShineAqua is a liar. Really, who the fuck sees something like that and has his first instinct be "Oh, man! This sure is one keen story to put on TNL!"?

Jesus.

I don't remember Seven Force getting this treatment on his queefing thread.

So I guess its gone forever than cus I don't know what hacker prog. would recover a file on floppy.

Sorry guys.
26 Oct 2002, 07:43 PM
SearchManX

Quote:

Originally posted by Lhadatt
SMX, read the context... Rich was actually implying that a deleted file could be found in the system registry.....

Yes, yes, I realize that. What I meant is to cut off Rich's point that if he *meant* Recycle Bin, he'd be wrong anyhow.
26 Oct 2002, 08:12 PM
Lhadatt

Ah, gotcha. Sorry. ^_^
27 Oct 2002, 01:39 AM
EThugg

Quote:

Originally posted by ShineAqua
They aren't that old, they're in their forties or so.

That's old, because it isn't young, and anything not young, or dead, is old. 'Middle-Aged' is just fancy talk for OLD.

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