Some of the dumbest people in the world attend my high school

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25 Oct 2002, 05:14 PM
Mr-K

Some of the dumbest people in the world attend my high school

Earlier today a guy I know was in his electronics class and had a great idea: he was gonna stick a capacitor.... into a light socket. AND one of my friends happend to have his digital camcorder in class. So the equation that I figured out from this is:

Camcorder + Capacitor + Light Socket + Dumbass = BOOM

Yes, I saw a video today of a guy in my school blowing up a light socket with bagpipe music in the background(?). It was the greatest, dumbest thing I've ever seen. The guy's lucky he didn't die, but he did get suspended for 10 days (if you miss 9 days you fail your classes).

People are stupid.

~Mr. K~
25 Oct 2002, 07:02 PM
MrKasualUltra2000

THAT IS TOTALLY WILD AND CRAZY STUFF!!!
25 Oct 2002, 07:07 PM
Rich

WILD AND CRAZY KIDS!
25 Oct 2002, 07:15 PM
Rick

Beautful, I'd like to meet this guy.
25 Oct 2002, 07:39 PM
gameoverDude

That's so fucked up. :confused:
25 Oct 2002, 08:05 PM
Punky Skunk

Wherever there's a socket, someone will want to stick something not intended for it. I expected dumber.
25 Oct 2002, 08:07 PM
Master

Quote:

Originally posted by Rich
WILD AND CRAZY KIDS!

FAMILY DOUBLE DARE!
25 Oct 2002, 08:10 PM
Rick

GLOBAL GUTS!

D-d-d-do you have it?
25 Oct 2002, 08:14 PM
Punky Skunk

Uh... WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

Uh.
25 Oct 2002, 08:22 PM
ruhztee

You Can't Do That On Television.
25 Oct 2002, 08:24 PM
Rich

Damn Rob, that was my next choice.

Spongebob Square Pants!!
Or, back to game shows, The Temple of Doom!
25 Oct 2002, 08:44 PM
Lhadatt

The $25,000 ZIG!
25 Oct 2002, 08:47 PM
Rich

DOUBLE DARE, NON-FAMILY STYLE!
*ALMOST OUT OF SHOWS*
25 Oct 2002, 08:56 PM
stormy

FUN-HOUSE!
25 Oct 2002, 09:02 PM
Rhydant

PHYSICAL CHALLENGE, BITCH!
25 Oct 2002, 10:00 PM
Aurora

Nick Arcade!
25 Oct 2002, 10:27 PM
Mman

Eh...reminds me of the good times we had in my TV production class.

Best thing we did was set up a 3 camera shoot at our mall. Now, this was when Jackass was just starting out, so of course we wanted to emulate them (but we where not soooo stupid as to try stuff...like, jump over a moving car). So, this guy in our class jumps off the stairs on the second floor into the fountain in the mall. It looked really great w/ the 3 camera angles. Then, we ran very quickly out of the place into an waiting car. It all looked really fantastic and was funny as hell. Unfortunetly, when we aired it somebody in the community called the principal and threatened to inform the police, so it was taken off air and our teacher was nice enough to destroy all the evidence :)
25 Oct 2002, 10:36 PM
Click_Stick

LEGENDS of the HIDDEN TEMPLE, YO.

Gotta respect Olmec.
25 Oct 2002, 11:16 PM
maruchan

Lost and found..
26 Oct 2002, 12:30 AM
Mr-K

*shakes head* I hate you people

~Mr. K~
26 Oct 2002, 05:18 AM
Ragnarok the Red

Tell him to send the video to America's Funniest Home Videos. Nothing quite like watching dumb people do something idiotic on film and rear enjoyment out of it. Might win some money too. May make the pain of having to repeat whatever grade he's in more bearable ;)
26 Oct 2002, 05:30 AM
Spanky McGee

Guys, sadly enough, I actually saw the construction of Legends of the Hidden Temple...*hangs head shamefully*

Oh yea, JD Roth is teh r0x0r!!
26 Oct 2002, 01:23 PM
FirstBlood

this stupid girl in my school was saying that John Allen Muhammad wasn't the DC sniper because "black people don't kill people for no reason", and then proceeded to say that she isn't racist...
26 Oct 2002, 05:01 PM
Zenigata

Mmk, there are thousands of examples I can give you of people I attend school with pissing me off, but I'll just give you the most recent. So this stupid shithead girl who has annoyed me thousands of times and can only be described as "beyond obnoxious" is hacking all over everyone without covering her mouth. She talked a few times and she sounded absolutely horrible. It was no doubt contagious. Anyway, I usually try to avoid discussion/confrontation with people at school, but she had hacked far too close to me for comfort, so I said, paraphrasing, "Is that contagious?" She goes, "Probably” so I start to go off on why the hell she was in school "Why the hell are you in school? What kind of parents send someone so obviously sick to school?!" So she says something akin to "I don't stay home when I have a little headache like you do." "This is obviously more than a little headache." "And how the hell can you say I stay home..." "I know! I know why!" she interrupted. I then realized the futility of arguing. The rest of the period she kept moaning "Oooohhh I'm soooooo sick! I haaaate being sick." I just wanted to turn around and scream at the top of my lungs, "NO ONE GIVES A FUCK! GO TO THE GODDAMN DOCTOR IF YOU'RE SICK YOU DISGUSTING PILE OF SHIT!"

This girl is a perfect example of why some people just shouldn't have children. The problem is that the parents are equally as dumb as the children. I heard her mom punched someone at a soccer game for smoking. Apparently the person wasn't even close to her. She just walked up and punched him. The girl has like 6/7 brothers and sisters too. I suppose that gives the parent and excuse not to take proper care of her children by taking them to the fucking doctor when they are extremely sick. The family isn't poor because of all the children either, so that’s no excuse either. They all have their cute little $30 "Roxy" shirts and all that.

As long as I'm bitching about this I'll go ahead and break down the various groups up there:
-The popular crowd. Britney Spears, etc. Ala the girl mentioned earlier. Bragging about "how drunk they got at that party" or the Blink 128 concert they recently attended.
-The "rebel" crowd; composed of drugs addicts (mainly) who fancy themselves real opposition to the system. Yeah, they're sure resisting the group mentality by falling into another. They're "fighting the man with the powers of self-mutilation" as I like to say. There's this one kid who brags about how much of a pothead he is. Apparently his father was arrested for growing weed a few years back. A few years back I used to laugh and laugh about that and he'd start hyperventilating and such. A real freak. He's got a disgusting ponytail too. Damn hippie wannabe. He tries to get people to try his drugs by saying stuff like "Oh, marijuana lets you be more philosophical." Ugh. He's always reading marijuana books in the library too. These types commonly annoy me more than the popular clique.
-Tons of pathetic wannabes who will do anything or laugh at anything to get into the above groups. Tag along with people; laugh at stupid things, etc.
-The stereotypical "smart" kids. Follow teacher around, answer all her questions, finish her sentences, etc. Build up a big aura of "smartness" surrounding them. In actually they aren't smart at all. Perhaps some have booksmarts, but that's about it. They can't think for themselves or anything.

There are probably a few more too. With that said, I don't want to appear overly cynical, because I'm not. I suppose the bad day yesterday and the current bad one today are fueling it. There are some kids up there who can be nice. Not everyone is an asshole.
26 Oct 2002, 10:18 PM
jyoung

Quote:

Originally posted by Click_Stick
LEGENDS of the HIDDEN TEMPLE, YO.

Gotta respect Olmec.

THE SUPER AGGRO CRAG IS WHERE IT'S AT!!

THE SUPER AGGRO CRAG OWNZ OLMEC!!!

MIKE O'MALLEY IS GOD!!
26 Oct 2002, 10:46 PM
Seven Force

Water?

*looks up*
26 Oct 2002, 10:55 PM
Regus

FIGURE IT OUT!
Ugh, that show sucked so much.
26 Oct 2002, 11:56 PM
Shine

Finders Keepers?!
BTW: Mark Summers is obsecessive comulsive, a neat freak, ironic indeed