Ninja Gaiden reviewed!

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29 Oct 2002, 01:05 AM
EThugg

Ninja Gaiden reviewed!

This game is ass.

Graphics: 10/10
Gameplay: 0/10
Sound: 0/10
Replay: -5/10

Total: 1/10
29 Oct 2002, 01:10 AM
Jeremy

This review is RUGGED.
29 Oct 2002, 10:47 AM
Despair

Rugged Indeedly-O !!!
30 Oct 2002, 03:23 PM
Clash!

I found this reveiw as soft as a kitten, as sweet and perfumie as a sunny feild of flowers.
30 Oct 2002, 04:21 PM
EThugg

Exactly what I was aiming for! w00t!!!
30 Oct 2002, 05:05 PM
taloony

Quote:

Originally posted by Clash_Master
I found this reveiw as soft as a kitten, as sweet and perfumie as a sunny feild of flowers.

*Steps on kitten, pets flowers*
31 Oct 2002, 04:14 AM
Curtis

I love you, EThugg. See ya tomorrow?
31 Oct 2002, 02:56 PM
EThugg

Yes.... to the future!
31 Oct 2002, 04:18 PM
Andy

Beautiful review. Concise, descriptive, and enjoyable. A truly moving piece, served like poetry.
01 Nov 2002, 04:45 AM
Curtis

Man, nothing like HALLOWEEN cake and chili night, huh? That chocolate cake had a PERFECT pound cake costume. I was in awe.

... I think Im lost.
04 Nov 2002, 03:18 PM
Clash!

You will all feel my Grape Wrath!
04 Nov 2002, 04:16 PM
Jeremy

EThugg, teach ME HOW TO REVIEW.
04 Nov 2002, 05:01 PM
EThugg

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04 Nov 2002, 05:06 PM
Andy

Quote:

Originally posted by EThugg
You can get a informational packet in the mail for only $39.99! I promise you too can make perfect professional reviews, if you purchase my kit! Kit includes:

-Amazing stickers with game logos on them!
-A piece of paper with actual authentic printer ink in the form of words, these words instruct you in the ancient reviewing techniques used by EThugg!
-Pocket lint!
-Belly button lint!
-A authentic plastic lint pouch!

Jesus H Christ. A LINT POUCH!
04 Nov 2002, 05:09 PM
EThugg

Yes, that alone is a $9.95 value, but it's included FREE!
04 Nov 2002, 05:13 PM
Jeremy

Holy shit man, and I thought Don West was GOD.
04 Nov 2002, 06:30 PM
Rich

I'll take 7, ET.
04 Nov 2002, 06:32 PM
Jeremy

I'll take 20, I'd be a sucker to NOT get them.
04 Nov 2002, 06:34 PM
EThugg

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