Nullify the vegetarian moral crusade:

True story:

When I was in college (where militant vegans breeed) I got a huge, anger-filled talkin' to by a goddamn vegan. Some rail-thin guy with a big beard and frickin' dreadlocks that weighed more than he did.

The bitch was all pissed off because I got meat products off the cafeteria line instead of non-animal foods. He kept calling me all these names and stuff and telling me how I was evil and crap.

Then, he handed me a "save the animals rally" flier and told me to go. THE FUCKING FLYER HAD A DAMN SEA OTTER ON IT!!!!! What the fuck. at least put a cow or pig on it. Last time I checked- sea otter is not a staple of the meat industry.

I laughed at the dumbass and walked away- and "accidently" bumped him with my shoulder. Toppling a 6' tall guy weighing 90 lbs is easy- and fun! :lol:

The great thing about militant in-your-face Vegans is that you can combat them with precisely the same tactic as in Captain Veggie's funny pic.

I would have just grabbed a couple of burgers and chomped them down while he watched.

Mmm... all this talking is making me hungry. Shouldn't have skipped lunch today.

"i don't want to eat meat because i love the animals. i love animals too. i love my dog --- he's so cute. there's the problem: we only want to save the cute animals. they should just have animal auditions. what are you? i'm an otter. what do you do? i swim around and do cute little human things. you're free to go. and what are you? i'm a cow. get in the fuckin' truck! but i'm an animal --- i have rights. you're a fuckin' baseball glove. here's your cousin, now get in the fuckin' truck. don't kill the dolphins, they're so cute. well, what about the tuna we feed them? fuck them! i feel like such a wimp going into a restaurant --- what would you like? broccoli! broccoli is a side-dish folks --- always has been, always will be! you will eat the meat! this country was founded on two things: meat and violence. you eat enough meat, you'll want to kill somebody. i should just open up my own restaurant --- nothing but meat. fuck the steak, bring me the live cow. i'll carve off what i want, and ride the rest home. and if someone dies from eating too much meat, fuck it, throw em' into the fire! more meat for the meat eaters!"

Dennis Leary rules. :)


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Good one Nash :)

And just as many of you here, I love meat. All kinds of meat is good with me, if prepared right. We just had a nice Baby-Back ribs and Stake and Chinken last night, when we went out. And what was left is waiting us for dinner tonight :) Delicious.

So, To those militian-vegan types - Go suck on carrot, or something :)

Fun fact of the day: The Centers for Disease Control estimates that each year there are at least 76 million illnesses, 325,000 hospitalizations, and 5,000 deaths caused by foodborne pathogens. The consumption of poultry and meat contaminated with feces is the primary vehicle for transmitting foodborne diseases to humans.
Mmmm....Big N' Tasty!

Vegans say that all animals are equal. Hence, they must all have equal moral obligation. Hence, animals should not eat meat either.


I won't stop eating meat until all Lions stop eating meat and start munching on the savanah grass.

Snakes should learn how to swallow whole potatoes instead of mice.

Amoebas are gonna go to hell because they consume other micro-animals.

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Originally posted by Dr. Sahai
Fun fact of the day: The Centers for Disease Control estimates that each year there are at least 76 million illnesses, 325,000 hospitalizations, and 5,000 deaths caused by foodborne pathogens. The consumption of poultry and meat contaminated with feces is the primary vehicle for transmitting foodborne diseases to humans.
Mmmm....Big N' Tasty!

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This gets a big, fat "SO F'ING WHAT!!!"

There's fly guts in Katsup.
There's rat turds in chocolate.
There's feces in meat.

I'm going to continue to ingest all three!!! I recomend you do the same.

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Originally posted by Zerodash
Vegans say that all animals are equal. Hence, they must all have equal moral obligation. Hence, animals should not eat meat either.


I won't stop eating meat until all Lions stop eating meat and start munching on the savanah grass.

Snakes should learn how to swallow whole potatoes instead of mice.

Amoebas are gonna go to hell because they consume other micro-animals.

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They get around this by claiming the "Natural Order." Lions are supposed to eat other animals, so it's OK. But they never take into acount the "natural order" of humans eating meat as well. That, somehow, is unnatural. Eventhough our bodies can digest meats and we have teeth to wrend flesh...somehow the veggie's will tell you that not what they're for.

This topic has prompted me to going and getting a couple burgers. Thanks

Yes!!! Fish-sticks tonight for dinner...followed by a Big'N'Tastey meal at McD's.

And maybe I'll drink a gallon of beef tallow while I'm at it...decisions, decisions.