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11 Nov 2002, 02:50 AM
sggg

Rez 'scores'

Rez fans, check out this link:

Sex in Games: Rez+Vibrator

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Now that's.... an... interesting article.

There are some funny quotes there too:

• « "Oh my GOD! This game rocks! Here, you play." I handed him the controller but you'd better believe I kept that vibrator right there in my lap. »

• « But I wanted to concentrate a little more on the, er, physical aspect of the game. I took off my pants. » :o

• « "It was a bit odd," said Justin, "my fingers were working the controls, but they were also kind of working you." » :sweat:

• « He smiled. "I wonder how it works on guys?" » :lol:
11 Nov 2002, 02:53 AM
bahn

OMG. LOL!!!! :D

pervs
11 Nov 2002, 02:57 AM
Josh

The world is falling apart.
11 Nov 2002, 02:57 AM
NGEFreek

Talk about 2 player action!
11 Nov 2002, 03:14 AM
bahn

or more if you get friends...take turns :p
11 Nov 2002, 03:29 AM
Yamcha

I found that article rather erotic.
11 Nov 2002, 03:30 AM
Andy

And yummy.
11 Nov 2002, 03:32 AM
Josh

And fucked up.

"It shakes... so I should fuck it? Yes."

I have never had any desire to bring the Trance Vibrator anywhere near my genitals.
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
11 Nov 2002, 03:48 AM
johnk_

that article was hilarious..

although i think if a girl next to me was getting off on the trance vibrator, i'd.. um... let the game go on by itself for a little while :D
11 Nov 2002, 03:51 AM
Ragnarok the Red

Hot two player action, baby! :D
11 Nov 2002, 04:17 AM
EThugg

Quote:

Originally posted by 88mph
I have never had any desire to bring the Trance Vibrator anywhere near my genitals.
What the fuck is wrong with you people?

More than can be desribed in a million threads with a million posts each. Follow me and sneak quietly towards the exit, and we should get away uninfected with the virus of humanity.
11 Nov 2002, 04:18 AM
Josh

I am afraid it is too late.
11 Nov 2002, 04:21 AM
EThugg

*looks up in full 'containment suit'* Huh? Speak for yourself.... :)
11 Nov 2002, 04:25 AM
Josh

Be watchful of heathens with sharp sticks.
11 Nov 2002, 04:27 AM
EThugg

Got that covered! *wraps every inch of suit in a thick layer of duct tape*

shit... I covered my air thingy... I... i....mm.... *falls down*
11 Nov 2002, 04:29 AM
Josh

In a world where people masturbate with video game periphials, death is a viable alternative.
11 Nov 2002, 05:04 AM
Shin Johnpv

Quote:

Originally posted by EThugg
Got that covered! *wraps every inch of suit in a thick layer of duct tape*

shit... I covered my air thingy... I... i....mm.... *falls down*

*pokes "air holes" into Ethugg's suit with a sharp pointy stick*

there we go that should be better for you
11 Nov 2002, 06:36 AM
burgundy

So.....

any ideas where I can get a trancevibrator?
11 Nov 2002, 06:38 AM
MechDeus

I'd prefer the females that enjoy Rez, but I'd also like a trancevibrator while I'm at it...
11 Nov 2002, 07:47 AM
EightBit

Since you kinda make the music while playing... you're girl is getting off through your actions in the game.... cool.

That article was posted on my birthday... doubley cool.

Z-roe
11 Nov 2002, 08:14 AM
Jeremy

Bizarre...
11 Nov 2002, 08:45 AM
Tain

Yeah, I read this some time ago.

Personally, I think it's... Odd.
11 Nov 2002, 10:04 AM
kabuki

Now I see the point of the play mode in which your character can't die...
11 Nov 2002, 10:05 AM
Captain Vegetable

No sir! I don't like it.
11 Nov 2002, 10:14 AM
Nick

Sounds like the novelty would wear off pretty quickly. I would think there are alot better vibrators out there.

If you're that hard up for some shakes, and you don't want your partner to actually manipulate you or your toy, why not just press up against the washing machine?
11 Nov 2002, 10:23 AM
EightBit

A washing machine doesnt have level 2.... does it?

Z-roe
11 Nov 2002, 10:57 AM
Captain Vegetable

Spin cycle... ;)
11 Nov 2002, 11:09 AM
EightBit

Rinse me baby, one more time!

God I need a girlfriend.....

Z-roe
11 Nov 2002, 11:28 AM
J2d

*Puts vibrator in pants* no nothing, damn women, they got it good.
11 Nov 2002, 12:21 PM
SearchManX

Nice pics... ;)
11 Nov 2002, 12:58 PM
Click_Stick

Hotness.

It doesn't seem so fucked up once you imagine the hottest girl you know alongside you in your room/dorm/whatever in her skivvies getting off to it while you [attempt to] play.
11 Nov 2002, 02:20 PM
Master

I found the article too contrived and crappy. Here is where it hit a new low:

"Pretty soon the levels and the images onscreen were just a faint blur to me. I knocked off my glasses and leaned back. I was in a daze. From far away, it seemed, I could hear Justin saying things like, "I made it to the next level!" and "This is cool!" but I was lost in my own little trance vibrating world."

Blah.

PS: When a hot girl is in my room I am NOT playing videogames.
11 Nov 2002, 02:37 PM
Nick

Quote:

Originally posted by Master
I found the article too contrived and crappy.

You read the article?!?

Quote:

PS: When a hot girl is in my room, I am NOT playing videogames.

With that attitude, I hope you still play games after you get married.
11 Nov 2002, 02:37 PM
J2d

But after a while , if its your girlfriend, you lose interest in them, atleast you dont care about what they think about you when you play super silly strawberry punch or insert corny videogame title here________.
11 Nov 2002, 03:08 PM
Zerodash

Big deal, old news.

I know I am not the only one who has let my GF have some fun with vibrating videogame accessories before...
11 Nov 2002, 03:40 PM
sggg

Quote:

Originally posted by Zerodash
I know I am not the only one who has let my GF have some fun with vibrating videogame accessories before...

Nope. I've let her have some fun with my accessories too! She's a big fan! :o

:lol:
11 Nov 2002, 03:53 PM
James

Call it morbid curiosity. I just scanned Video Game Depot, NCSX, and Wolfgames. Not a single copy of Rez, with or without trancevibrator. I'll let you all draw your own conclusions.

And the idea of my girlfriend getting off while I play a game is actually pretty intriguing. Not as a regular diet, maybe, but certainly a fun one-time thing. Or two-time. Or three...

-curses lack of girlfriend to experiment with-
-curses lack of trancevibrator-
-curses, foiled again-

James
11 Nov 2002, 06:17 PM
Click_Stick

Quote:

Originally posted by James
Call it morbid curiosity. I just scanned Video Game Depot, NCSX, and Wolfgames. Not a single copy of Rez, with or without trancevibrator. I'll let you all draw your own conclusions.

Uhhh. It isn't exactly common. Especially the trancevibrator.

There was no Rez-starts-massively-erotic-gaming-trend to speak of, unfortunately.
11 Nov 2002, 08:10 PM
Omni

Why the hell didn't Justin fuck her brains out? It doesn't make sense!
11 Nov 2002, 08:29 PM
PhlegmMaster

Quote:

Originally posted by Cloud
Why the hell didn't Justin fuck her brains out? It doesn't make sense!

She wears glasses. Duh.
11 Nov 2002, 08:34 PM
gameoverDude

How fucking crackheaded.
11 Nov 2002, 08:37 PM
jyoung

If she likes Halo, she should check out the helicopter sequence at the start of Metal Gear Solid (PSX) or let her boyfriend play Starfox 64 with a rumble pack (some of those boss fights were absolutely rumbleriffic) :o
11 Nov 2002, 09:22 PM
GohanX

I showed this to my girlfriend...

"Do you have that game?"
"Yup."
"Do you have the vibrator thingie?"
"Nope, it was only released in Japan"

*looking upset*"Awwwww...."

True.
11 Nov 2002, 09:24 PM
Rich

Glasses are in! Glasses ain't like they used to be, I see people wearing glasses with no prescription nowaday just to look cool. All though I personally wear contacts because I hate my glasses. :D

Gohan, you need to track down a copy of the vibrator....NOW!

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