It's official: I'm going to be a dad!

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16 Nov 2002, 11:26 PM
Melf

It's official: I'm going to be a dad!

The lab test came back positive and my wife is 6 weeks pregnant! Woo hoo! I'm nervous but ready for fatherhood. I thought I would be depressed or something (with so much new responsibility) but I'm very happy.

Now I just have to instruct this young one in the arts of gaming. :p
16 Nov 2002, 11:29 PM
bahn

:)

congrats!
16 Nov 2002, 11:29 PM
M

:D congrates. Go buy your wife some speciality foods. like ice cream. or easy cheese. She'll appreciate it very much later.
16 Nov 2002, 11:33 PM
Melf

I can't wait to see what special cravings she'll have. Good thing there's a 24 hour Walgreens and convenience store around the corner.
16 Nov 2002, 11:46 PM
Klonoa

Congrats man. Hope everything works out perfectly.
16 Nov 2002, 11:51 PM
Booshido

Gratz brah!
17 Nov 2002, 12:04 AM
Green

A little Bonk! :)
17 Nov 2002, 12:33 AM
sggg

Congratulations on a job well done! :)
17 Nov 2002, 01:06 AM
Andy

Congrats! Just make sure he don't be disrespectin' da old school, werd!
17 Nov 2002, 01:16 AM
station82o

congratulations
17 Nov 2002, 01:32 AM
innova

welcome to the next 18 years of hell

hehe nah

congrats man, raise him to be a Sega-boy.
17 Nov 2002, 02:08 AM
andyrose

You have both my envy and pity.
17 Nov 2002, 03:41 AM
Omni

I hear pregnant chicks are way hornier, so have fun with all that.
17 Nov 2002, 03:46 AM
Mr-K

Yes, you think those cravings are gonna be cute now, but you wait until she starts throwing things at you and calling herself a big fat cow!

.... at least that's what movies lead me to believe...

~Mr. K~

AND MOVIES WOULDN'T LIE WOULD THEY?!
17 Nov 2002, 03:59 AM
MechDeus

Quote:

Originally posted by andyrose
You have both my envy and pity.

I second that. Good luck. :)
17 Nov 2002, 06:23 AM
Ragnarok the Red

Holy cow, congratulations man, hope you guys have a happy, bouncing baby boy or girl :)
17 Nov 2002, 06:29 AM
arjue

Congratulations dude!

thats fucking awesome news.

just remember,

if you hit the kid, I'll hit you [/arnie]
17 Nov 2002, 06:40 AM
MechDeus

Quote:

Originally posted by Ragnarok the Red
Holy cow, congratulations man, hope you guys have a happy, bouncing baby boy or girl :)

As opposed to... a cat?
17 Nov 2002, 06:52 AM
Ragnarok the Red

Quote:

Originally posted by MechDeus
As opposed to... a cat?

Well, we ARE talking about Melf here, after all. ;) :p :bang:
17 Nov 2002, 10:59 AM
Josh

Congratulations. Don't be a deadbeat. :)
17 Nov 2002, 11:11 AM
Rick

Congrats to Melf. Job well done.
17 Nov 2002, 11:18 AM
Lordmrw

Job well done huh?
17 Nov 2002, 11:52 AM
Melf

Thanks for the kind words guys. I can't wait to be a father and all. My wife and I planned it out so I've had a few years to absorb the shock and sheer size of the challenge ahead. It may be tough sometimes, but I've got a positive attitude and am really looking forward to it.

......A....cat?? :bang:
17 Nov 2002, 12:11 PM
Zenigata

Congrats and best of luck on the road ahead.
17 Nov 2002, 12:17 PM
Korian

Congrats Melf!

Wow a video game Dad, that's so cool!
17 Nov 2002, 12:59 PM
Tracer

Way to knock-up your wife dude! [/dirtbag]
17 Nov 2002, 01:06 PM
Skeletor

Congratulations. I'm a new dad also. My son is now going on 2 months. Seeing your kid for the first time is an awsome feeling. I can't wait until mine gets a little older so we can play games together like Despair and his son.
17 Nov 2002, 01:20 PM
Melf

Quote:

Originally posted by Skelator
I can't wait until mine gets a little older so we can play games together like Despair and his son.

Hell yeah! :D
17 Nov 2002, 03:12 PM
Rhydant

Rad.
lets us know when you find out if its gonna be a boy or a girl.
17 Nov 2002, 03:41 PM
Rich

Melf, make sure you make everyone buy your son some video games when he is born as presents.....but make sure they're all games you like!
Hehe, anyways, congrats man.
17 Nov 2002, 04:27 PM
ChaoofNee

Why not try blasting music up against the stomach? I heard it makes babies smarter!
I'd suggest the Panzer Zwei soundtrack... maybe some old NES games...
17 Nov 2002, 04:34 PM
Gymkata

Yay!

Congratulations

remember this though....raise the kid right because I dont want to have to have my taxes go to jailing the kid in the future.

I'm also sure you have the same feelings too:D
17 Nov 2002, 05:30 PM
Tracer

Re: Yay!

Quote:

Originally posted by Gymkata
In America bitch steal tile. In Soviet Russia TILE STEAL BITCH!

Best. Sig. Ever.
17 Nov 2002, 06:23 PM
gameoverDude

Congratulations... and good luck.
17 Nov 2002, 07:50 PM
Lordmrw

Re: Re: Yay!

Quote:

Originally posted by TracerBullet
Best. Sig. Ever.

I think Despair would be proud.;)
18 Nov 2002, 04:45 AM
Gymkata

Heh heh heh......

Funny thing is, that I have a pic to go along with it from my last sig. Its in my boomspeed account and everything but I don't have a html editor or something for me to download it with:(

Oh and just in case somehow Mr. Dispair is offended or something, the joke is a longtime running gag played off of Yakof Smirnoffs old 80s jokes (In America xyz....in Soviet Russia zyx).

Just my contribution to my favorite board on teh internet:D

P.S. 100 posts! I 4M 73H K1NG!!1!1!!ONE11111ELEVEN!!!
18 Nov 2002, 05:00 AM
Tracer

I love that gag.
18 Nov 2002, 11:33 AM
Despair

Congratulations man :) Hope your baby will be well and all :)

Next 18 years will be fun. For us its another 7. And we probably will start again soon :)

And no offense there, man :lol:
18 Nov 2002, 11:43 AM
bbobb

Congratulations Melf. :)
18 Nov 2002, 12:59 PM
SearchManX

Congrats, maybe Despair can give you some tips on taking care of your wife. :)

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