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Is having sex with a zombie considered necrophilia?
I'd hide with Michael Jackson - no way zombies would eat MJ.
Yeah. Sick ass.Quote:
Originally posted by Kidnemo
Is having sex with a zombie considered necrophilia?
I think I figured out why some of your posts have become more inane lately Dac. It's the avatar. I haven't watched the Soprano's since the first season, but at that time Tony was one unstable bastard emotionally. Switch back to Clint. It'll be for the better of us all.:)
Well. Great topic DacaZ :)
I would stock up on the weaponry first. Gathered my family and tried to get out of the city. There are no sense in staying in place that will get over run by undeaf pretty fast. Good thing would be get enough supplies to last for a long time, and try to get to some more or less remote location, but preferably that has easier access to more supplies/ammo, and relatively low population that might turn into undead. Since bigger cities will attract majority of zombies, at least for a while, you should be safe.
Idealy ofcourse would be to get on the bigger island, that have enough natural resources(water, trees, etc) to support living, and have no connection to the mainland, so zombies wont be able to reach it easily. Plus using wild life on the island, and fish in the ocean/sea you should have enough extra food.
Jeez, save the cheap and off-handed attacks for Fight Club.Quote:
I think I figured out why some of your posts have become more inane lately Dac
Thanks for posting twice in an inane thread you don't care about.
What?!Quote:
Originally posted by taloony
Yeah. Sick ass.
I was just uh...asking for my friend. Because he wanted to know.
Dude, I was just totally messing around based of what I've seen of the Soprano's and filling in the rest. Jeez.
Woah! You've put some thought into it! Good lad! :)Quote:
Originally posted by Despair
I would stock up on the weaponry first. Gathered my family and tried to get out of the city. There are no sense in staying in place that will get over run by undeaf pretty fast. Good thing would be get enough supplies to last for a long time, and try to get to some more or less remote location, but preferably that has easier access to more supplies/ammo, and relatively low population that might turn into undead. Since bigger cities will attract majority of zombies, at least for a while, you should be safe.
Idealy ofcourse would be to get on the bigger island, that have enough natural resources(water, trees, etc) to support living, and have no connection to the mainland, so zombies wont be able to reach it easily. Plus using wild life on the island, and fish in the ocean/sea you should have enough extra food.
:lol:
Good advice - Dont bother shooting anywhere other than the head :) Those movie characters never get it rightm, even when the fact is well known to them. They still waste time and ammo blasting zombies in the bodies !!!!
Always go for the head. Bullets, Axes, swords, knives, anything sharp should be used to damage the head, and make undead a dead one.
Also, if your relative, loved one or friend died from the zombie bite, dont hesitate to decapitate the body. No matter how hard it is, and how sad you are, it has to be done, in order to prevent their ressurection and risk of them attacking you.
Damn, It feels like I'm writing "What to do in case Zombies attack" manual !!!
At which point the zombie would be considered deceased, and necrophilia would apply.Quote:
Originally posted by Despair
...anything sharp should be used to damage the head, and make undead a dead one.
See, the problem will be, as seen in movies, people who are running to escape a zombie or monster always trip and fall. As the zombies are closing in, that wastes precious seconds.
So I've decided it's kind of an "every man for himself" thing. If you're escaping with me and you predictably stumble, I'm leavin' ya!
DacaZ knows something we don't... I'd better look up the location of the nearest gunshop just in case....
::walks into gunshop::
"Wait, don't shoot! I'm a HUMAN!"
:lol:
Hey, I'm Undeaf...Quote:
Originally posted by Despair
There are no sense in staying in place that will get over run by undeaf pretty fast.
*stumbles around moaning BRRAAAAIIIINNNSSS.*
JM
"dad, you just shot the zombie flanders!"
"he was a zombie?"
:lol:
i'd be laying waste to all zombies with my dual barettas quicker than despair at a devil may cry tournament. afterwards, they shall make a game after me --- hunter 2: the unforgiven!
Gotta kill off all the undeaf people too? Damn...
Thats fucked up...
It's not there fault they can't hear...
(or would undeaf people make you able to hear?)
Undeaf... that there is priceless.
Your friend Kane? :)Quote:
Originally posted by Kidnemo
What?!
I was just uh...asking for my friend. Because he wanted to know.
Deaf Guy 1: Watch out behind you! It's the undeaf!!
Deaf Guy 2: ::stares blankly:: What'd you say?
I have actually wasted a good couple hours of my life thinking of what I would do in this situation, and my plans mirror Despair's, except for the undeaf part of course.
sawed off shotgun and lots of ammo, and i am set.
Get rich.
They are technically the undead, so yeah, still necophilia.
i don't even wanna know why you asked that.
Kill, Kill them all.:sneak: :evil:
finally.. i could shoot peopls heads off.. and it would be ok..
that would be aswome.. i would care lots of ammo.. and shot them let and right.. and throw granades, and rocket lanuchers... and use karte moves.. it would kick ass..
untile i ran out ammo, and was suranded by 100s of them..
Undeaf :lol: :lol:
Once small typo that makes it hillarious.
Nobody voted for zombie food. You wish you could be blasting heads off when that zombie is gnawing on your ass....
If zombies ever came around, I'm sure we'd wake up the mummies to kill them. Then wake up the vampires to kill the mummies, then the werewolves to kill the vampires, then the dragons to kill the werewolves, then the demons to kill the dragons, then finally call up Satan. Sounds like a plan.
So... with Satan, when we decide we want to get rid of him we wait until Winter comes and have him freeze to death? ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Green
If zombies ever came around, I'm sure we'd wake up the mummies to kill them. Then wake up the vampires to kill the mummies, then the werewolves to kill the vampires, then the dragons to kill the werewolves, then the demons to kill the dragons, then finally call up Satan. Sounds like a plan.
(random Simpsons references are always fun)
Remember: Never trust your life to any weapon more complicated than a pointy stick.
A gun runs out of ammo, a chainsaw runs out of gas, a car will stall, etc.
"finally.. i could shoot peopls heads off.. and it would be ok..
that would be aswome.. i would care lots of ammo.. and shot them let and right.. and throw granades, and rocket lanuchers... and use karte moves.. it would kick ass..
untile i ran out ammo, and was suranded by 100s of them."
I'm with Maruchan on this one, 'cept I wouldnt be overrun!!!
I would shoot myself in the face.
I don't think I could deal with a world that the Zombie Army has taken over.
Well, once I finish the Zombie epic, you guys'll know just how effectively we ultimately end up handling the situation ;)
But in all honesty, how long any of us last will depend on which zombies we get. If we get the slow, dumb, shambling kind from Romero/Fulci flicks, who can be dropped with a bullet/stabwound/bludgeoning of the head, we'll last pretty long. Hell, a couple of 15-bullet capacity berettas and any one of us could drop 30 of 'em single handedly at a time :D
But if we got the fast, semi-intelligent, immune-to-everything-but-fire zombies from the Return of the Living Dead series, those of us without flamethrowers would pretty much be screwed right away, can't run from them for very long, they probably wouldn't get tired or winded, being undead and all :rolleyes:
And if we get the Insane Clown Posse Fan zombie, we'll certainly get annoyed to death.Quote:
But in all honesty, how long any of us last will depend on which zombies we get. If we get the slow, dumb, shambling kind from Romero/Fulci flicks, who can be dropped with a bullet/stabwound/bludgeoning of the head, we'll last pretty long. Hell, a couple of 15-bullet capacity berettas and any one of us could drop 30 of 'em single handedly at a time
But if we got the fast, semi-intelligent, immune-to-everything-but-fire zombies from the Return of the Living Dead series, those of us without flamethrowers would pretty much be screwed right away, can't run from them for very long, they probably wouldn't get tired or winded, being undead and all
Are we dealing with the you-get-bitten-and-you're-one-too kind?
Yeah, I would think so :)Quote:
Originally posted by Sqoon
And if we get the Insane Clown Posse Fan zombie, we'll certainly get annoyed to death.
Are we dealing with the you-get-bitten-and-you're-one-too kind?
They prefer to be called "Juggalos", oops, I've said far too much......Quote:
Originally posted by Sqoon
And if we get the Insane Clown Posse Fan zombie, we'll certainly get annoyed to death.
I'm pretty sure zombies would be no problem at all. The US army can take down a well-armed highly trained opposing force. They should have no trouble at all with an unarmed force of idiots that can't move faster than a shamble. :)
What happens if it's the MILITARY that becomes the zombies?Quote:
Originally posted by Chibi Nappa
I'm pretty sure zombies would be no problem at all. The US army can take down a well-armed highly trained opposing force. They should have no trouble at all with an unarmed force of idiots that can't move faster than a shamble. :)
Like via some experiment gone horribly wrong, and before we even know it the entire miltitary is infected and "shambling" about?
I'm thinking you could have a situation like the flood of Chinese soldiers overrunning our forces in Korea. Wave after wave of zombies swarming... um... ok... shambling... after them. Some poor bastards will get caught reloading and then... BAM... zombified. Then as Kidnemo pointed out you have zombified military to deal with.
Ya see, folks, the zombie apocalypse is something that has to be nipped in the bud right away, as soon as you see it coming. Zombies taking over the world is kinda like your high cholesterol... the longer you let it go unchecked, perhaps hoping it will just go away on its own, the bigger a problem it will become.
Be warned!!!
The military could use armed vehicles on the zombies. Helicopter gunships to shred 'em, Stinger missiles and napalm to cook 'em, you name it.
As for myself... I'd get a 12 gauge shotgun and give the zombies an acute case of lead poisoning.
I would fight the zombie horde - if poorly-acted Sega characters can do it, so can I!
See, the reason you'd shoot them in the body is to push them back.
And I'd find the nearest amnesiac-kungfu-fighting-zombie-slaughtering chick and stay near.
Unless... the zombies were HIDING in those vehicles! Duh-duh-DUM!Quote:
Originally posted by gameoverDude
The military could use armed vehicles on the zombies. Helicopter gunships to shred 'em, Stinger missiles and napalm to cook 'em, you name it.
I'm gonna have to say most of you are full of crap. I know if I were a zombie, I'd have to eat SOME of you to let people know eating brains is my bag. If EVERYBODY went all Zombie vigilante, Zombies wouldn't be scary anymore. I'm not saying I'd be the one to kick Zombie ass all over the place, but a buncha people have to "take one for the team" to make it that much cooler when the zombie slayers do their thing.
Ya dig?
What if they were Return of the Living dead type zombies that could run, and nothing short of blowing them up could stop them. that would suck
I would probably try to fight but then get overrun and die a horrible painful death. That's why zombie flicks always kinda creeped me out, cause I know I would die.
And really guys, hasn't the Dead series taught you anything? The vigilantes all die and the cowards get away. Hell in some cases nobody lives. So if we all take up arms... maybe three of us will live...
~Mr. K~
BraIiiNs
Yep all it takes is one guy to fuck up and get bitten and then everyone is fucked because there are always the dumbasses who refuse to shoot someone they knew so therefore they get bitten as well and it continues....
:mad:
Yeah. Dumbasses.
If I got bit, I'd kill all you fucks!!!
I got an idea... where does Charleton Heston live? :D
I'd collect all the herbs and ink ribbons I could find. Then if I did die a horribly painful and slow death, I could just load from my last save. ;)
I dunno, being a horrible stalker zombie would be awesome.
BLARGHH S.T.A.R.S.
~Mr. K~
The only thing that would suck is..
I cant go on for 24 hrs... straight.. and would their be billions of zombies.. or what.. But i would still take out as many as i could..
I think it's starting now, actually...Quote:
Originally posted by DacaZ
I'm thinking you could have a situation like the flood of Chinese soldiers overrunning our forces in Korea. Wave after wave of zombies swarming... um... ok... shambling... after them. Some poor bastards will get caught reloading and then... BAM... zombified. Then as Kidnemo pointed out you have zombified military to deal with.
Ya see, folks, the zombie apocalypse is something that has to be nipped in the bud right away, as soon as you see it coming. Zombies taking over the world is kinda like your high cholesterol... the longer you let it go unchecked, perhaps hoping it will just go away on its own, the bigger a problem it will become.
Be warned!!!
See! I found this story! It's not a trick or anything... I promise...
What i dont understand this Clcik here.. what is it...