Ever fart and sneeze at the same time?

But i'd rather look at the goaste man than look at that freakish creature.
*Runs off to find something more offensive for his sig*

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Originally posted by Rob
Worst thread in months.

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I know. Someone had to make it though.

I didn't think that was possible to do.

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Regurgitation and diarrhea. It's happened to me twice now.

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Oh man that's terrible. I hear food poisoning is one of the worst experiances known to man.

And barf burps are pretty unpleasant too.

my nan says if you fart and sneeze at the same time, you'll explode.

Looks like she discovered the cause of spontaneous human combustion.

BWAHHAH. It's never hurt me, but it can be embarrassing. Luckily I sneeze loud and can play it off as part of the sneeze. I've never puked and pooped at the same time, but my little brother has. It was the funniest thing I have ever seen. Right in front of my neighbor too. :) The poo was like oozing from his pants as he threw up. I cracked up laughing for at least an hour or two :)

Come to think of it, I remember during a economics test, I had to sneeze, and the force of the sneeze pushed out a fart. Only a few of us heard it, but it was damn funny.

i bet the whole class heard it!!! during a test! anyone could've heard that! Heh...

Food poisoning is one of the worst things you can ever get - the worst part comes because you're always in the bed all the time (like all day) so it hurts your back after awhile and then no position is ever comfortable. I went through it this past summer - what a miserable time...

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Originally posted by arjue
Come to think of it, I remember during a economics test, I had to sneeze, and the force of the sneeze pushed out a fart. Only a few of us heard it, but it was damn funny.

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Yeah, that's exactly what happens, and it sucks. And you know it's gonna happen like a second prior, so you just brace yourself and hope for the best. I think all those little bad things you do to people come back to you in fart-sneezes.

Careful, if you have a real violent sneeze and fart at the same time you might lose control of your bowels.