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Apparantly the human body was not made to handle these two functions at once. It is far from pleasant when you're sneezing and a fart just happens to pop out at the same time. All I can say is "ouch". Has anyone ever experienced this or am I just crazy? Any other bodily function combinations you've come across that you know just weren't intended to go together?
did you shit yourself or something?
Worst thread in months.
Regurgitation and diarrhea. It's happened to me twice now.
I think I am about to puke and barf at the same time right now.
Yup. Sucks, doesn't it?Quote:
Originally posted by Ichabod
Regurgitation and diarrhea. It's happened to me twice now.
Stupid stomach viruses.
:lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Rob
Worst thread in months.
no.
I can't think of anything more to say than the dreaded dots.
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....on a few ocasions when i've had the hickups i've burped while hickuping. thought my throught was gonna explode...or implode.
Sneezing and burping at the same time is pretty unpleasant. Nothing like hearing "ACHOOO" sound like it came from the monster on planet X...
So, which end do you put over the toi first? Or do you rotate? Maybe use a bucket? :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by ChaoofNee
Yup. Sucks, doesn't it?
Stupid stomach viruses.
*prays NEVER to get a stomach virus*
You just gotta aim well, and both can be accomplished at once.Quote:
Originally posted by FighterX
So, which end do you put over the toi first? Or do you rotate? Maybe use a bucket? :lol:
actually... I think this thread is kinda cool. Now I'm tempted to try to sneeze and fart at the same time. *goes to get some beans and a feather*
*ACHOOBRAAAAP!*
AAAAHHHHHHHH
SCARY....
THREAD
i hope you put some pepper on that feather.Quote:
Originally posted by TK
actually... I think this thread is kinda cool. Now I'm tempted to try to sneeze and fart at the same time. *goes to get some beans and a feather*
That poor, poor feather.
Not as scary as 88 putting that pic of Jacko in his sig...damn you 88.Quote:
Originally posted by Jeremy
AAAAHHHHHHHH
SCARY....
THREAD
But MJ loves you... and your freaky giant butthole.Quote:
Originally posted by goatse.cx
Not as scary as 88 putting that pic of Jacko in his sig...damn you 88.
But i'd rather look at the goaste man than look at that freakish creature.
*Runs off to find something more offensive for his sig*
I know. Someone had to make it though.Quote:
Originally posted by Rob
Worst thread in months.
I didn't think that was possible to do.
Oh man that's terrible. I hear food poisoning is one of the worst experiances known to man.Quote:
Regurgitation and diarrhea. It's happened to me twice now.
And barf burps are pretty unpleasant too.
my nan says if you fart and sneeze at the same time, you'll explode.
Looks like she discovered the cause of spontaneous human combustion.
BWAHHAH. It's never hurt me, but it can be embarrassing. Luckily I sneeze loud and can play it off as part of the sneeze. I've never puked and pooped at the same time, but my little brother has. It was the funniest thing I have ever seen. Right in front of my neighbor too. :) The poo was like oozing from his pants as he threw up. I cracked up laughing for at least an hour or two :)
Come to think of it, I remember during a economics test, I had to sneeze, and the force of the sneeze pushed out a fart. Only a few of us heard it, but it was damn funny.
i bet the whole class heard it!!! during a test! anyone could've heard that! Heh...
Food poisoning is one of the worst things you can ever get - the worst part comes because you're always in the bed all the time (like all day) so it hurts your back after awhile and then no position is ever comfortable. I went through it this past summer - what a miserable time...
Yeah, that's exactly what happens, and it sucks. And you know it's gonna happen like a second prior, so you just brace yourself and hope for the best. I think all those little bad things you do to people come back to you in fart-sneezes.Quote:
Originally posted by arjue
Come to think of it, I remember during a economics test, I had to sneeze, and the force of the sneeze pushed out a fart. Only a few of us heard it, but it was damn funny.
Careful, if you have a real violent sneeze and fart at the same time you might lose control of your bowels.
sneezing and pissing at the same time sucks.....you just go wherever the sneeze feels like pointing you......
To answer the original question; no.
Although I have heard many a' story of such situations, I have never experience it. Thankfully.
I believe it was Tim Allen who christened these "vurps": short for "vomit burps." :DQuote:
Originally posted by Rumpy
And barf burps are pretty unpleasant too.
I second the sneezing and pissing similtaneously as highly unpleasant.
Sneezing and farting at the same time though is just more embarrissingly funny than anything else.
"HAACHOOOOMMMMPPPHHHH!!!!*
Ew