Church Soliciters!

pushing religion. Bad.

pushing 'social values.' Good.

I think I'll go have an aneurism in the corner.

(tho that wheelchair thing sounds quite comical)

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Originally posted by Hero
pushing religion. Bad.

pushing 'social values.' Good.

I think I'll go have an aneurism in the corner.

(tho that wheelchair thing sounds quite comical)

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I have no respect for door-to-door pushers of any kind. The same thing would've happened had anyone approached me with a solicitation (unless it was for block watch or something :)).

i hate those door to door people who try to sell you coupon books to mexican restuarants.

you try to tell them you hate mexican food, they go well maybe someone else you know could use these, you know, as a I gift. You tell them you know no one who eats mexican food....he goes on and on and doesn't get the drift that I don't wanna shell out 25 bucks for some coupon book that i had never intended to buy that day - its almost like he's knows he's purposefully bugging me so he can wear me out and have me pay for it just so he'd get out of my face. This is why I hate answering doorbells without sneaking a look somewhere to see who it is.

ah, okay...door-to-door. Bad.

I agree with that. Or telemarketers.

*shakes fist*

I don't want a knife set, thankyouverymuch.

A friend of mine worked at a Stop n' Shop and was ringing up some guy in a wheel chair, as soon as he finished ringing the guy up and gave him his change the guy says "and now I have something for you," and gives him some Jesus comic book. I told him next time that happens to say "and now I have something for you too" then give him the finger.

A friend of mine was approaced by some damn mormons once while high, so he let them in to "preach the word of the lord" while his friend went arround the house to steal their bikes. I wish I could've seen their faces.

Yes its disrespectful and all but its still funny to some extent, although I would've eventualy gave the bikes back, my friend didn't.

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Tell him you're a Frisbetarian.

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:lol:

Or, invite them to a game of Pong.

I wonder how many people have actually accepted god and jesus and whatever after someone came by their house with a pamplet. Its nice do so if you beleive in those superstitions, I guess, but do they seriously think by only bothering people and handing out pamplets that people will make a life altering decision? Its insulting.

At Otakon this past summer my group of six friends was bothered by a group of evangalists (One of them was preaching in the square).

The first one approached my friend Eric, whom is an evil, horrible person and said "Do you wish to have Jesus in your life?" Eric answered "I already have Jesus in my life, now fuck off."

The second approached my friend David and said "COME TO JESUS!" David promptly grabbed his crotch and moaned loudly...

The third approached me and asked if I have given any thought to religion, and I replyed in German/jibberish.

~Mr. K~

I came across this the other day, and it's somewhat related so I thought I'd pass it along. It's hilarious... http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0945/0945_01.asp

http://www.chick.com/tractimages62391/0945/0945_20.gif
My particular favorite.

Despite my current beliefs, whenever I read anything slightly religious (such as the above link)I get a little squeemish. I never could figure out why.

So when people harass me on the street about religion, I never quite have the balls to walk away and ignore them. Weird.