Chick Tracts: Spreading hate and ignorane the world over in whatever languaqge the heathens need to be "saved"
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Chick Tracts: Spreading hate and ignorane the world over in whatever languaqge the heathens need to be "saved"
PLEASE don't let this degrade into another religion-bashing board like LUE at GameFaqs. PLEASE.
We're not bashing religeon, we're upset that people are trying to force it upon us.
Hey, nobody bashed the religion (or at least I didn't notice it), they're just bashing door-to-door people and Chick tracts, both of which are insane.
Chick is the source of all evil that lies within organised religeon
Enough with the religion stuff, someone else post antics.
HEY WITH THE NANY AN' THE WHOOO AN' THE HAAAA AN' THE HEEEEEEY!
Well, years ago a friend and his brother came by and this old guy left his weelchair next to the bait store while he went fishing. The last thing we did with it was getting my friend's brother in it, and pushing him all the way up the entrance ramp and letting him go. He went rocketing across 100 or more feet of gravel before almost launching into the water (the guy slowed down at the end :/).
there have been several incidents at the rhydant household involving door-to-door jesus-pimps over the years.
one time a man (about 50 years old) comes to the door and gives me a pamphlet and a little speech, but then i told him that my family goes to another church (of course this excludes me). then he goes on to say that we're going to hell because we dont belong to the church he was soliciting. needless to say i turned the sprinklers on his ass.
another time 2 bike-riding mormons came to the door. the day before i had just read a list of things to say to people such as these if they ever camea knocking and decided to try a one of these lines out. so i interupt him in the middle of his pitch and say "uh... sorry guys, this is a bad time. i'm hiding bodies in the backyard right now. can you come back later?" the two look at eachother, and when they look back at me, i thank them and close the door.
its was the greatest thing. EVAR.