Metal Slug vs Contra vs Gunstar!

I would have never defeated the spit dragon if it werent for the expensive trojan armor I had purchased at the town of 7-11...

Contra you bastards, there is only one correct choice.

Glad to see we can think alike about something ;)

Erm... directed to the penis voters, not you Stone, no offence :)

Metal Slug (except for 2, which has an unforgivable amount of slowdown), with Contra and Gunstar Heroes both a close second. HEAVY MACHINEGUN!

Metal Slug is living in the house Contra built.

Besides that, although Metal Slug and Gunstar are both immensely enjoyable games, in-general Contra titles offer the tightest gameplay mechanics.

You just have to love Penis' learning curve, it just gets harder the more you play with it, and who doesn't love a nice stiff challange?







Okay, that's enough of that.
I vote Contra.

Penis is all right, but, it doesn't really come into its own until you get some nice hands-on two-player action. It takes alot of balls to play Penis alone. Then ther... okay, that's enough I think.

This is off-topic, but given the nature of this thread, I thought I'd share... Last night, in bed, my girlfriend (for whatever reason -NOT a request) tells me what a "donkey punch" is. Seriously, that's just wrong. Anyone else heard this term before?

Edit: Oh, and I voted Contra.

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Originally posted by Regus
You just have to love Penis' learning curve, it just gets harder the more you play with it, and who doesn't love a nice stiff challange?

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:lol:

The best thing about Penis is that you can pick it up and play for an hour and come back again later and play it again in short sessions...

I'm counting down the seconds when this'll end up in FC...

Anyone else heard this term before?

I have. While having sex with a donkey, you punch it in the face. Correct?

Gunstar. It's just damned fun. What more need be said?

And where's Alien Soldier?