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...Was she suggesting you try this on her? Or did you guys go off on some tangent after the shower joke?Quote:
Originally posted by Apokryphos
This is off-topic, but given the nature of this thread, I thought I'd share... Last night, in bed, my girlfriend (for whatever reason -NOT a request) tells me what a "donkey punch" is. Seriously, that's just wrong. Anyone else heard this term before?
One thing that really swayed me in the direction of Penis is it's gargantuan length and balanced difficulty. I also liked the fact that it was beatable unlike Contra, Gunstar Heroes, and Metal Slug. Those games just are not even close to being beatable. How am a supposed to beat it when it's so freaking hard??
*Looks at voting results
Man, I hope Penis makes a cumback
Well, you got to admit that penis on the GBA isn't all that great. I hope one day a developer harnesses the true power of penis like it was back in the day (before the viagra64). Penis these days is all about being hip, who the hell cares about penis snowboarding or penis dancing? And the GBA version co-starring Mary Kate and Asheley stunk. I think if Miyamoto ever gets hold of penis, then everything will work out fine.
This thread has degenerated nicely.
HAHAHAHA thats just too damn funny.Quote:
One thing that really swayed me in the direction of Penis is it's gargantuan length and balanced difficulty. I also liked the fact that it was beatable unlike Contra, Gunstar Heroes, and Metal Slug. Those games just are not even close to being beatable. How am a supposed to beat it when it's so freaking hard??
*Looks at voting results
Man, I hope Penis makes a cumback
Ah, you remembered that. Yes, something of tangent. Allegedly, here is what a "donkey punch" is (no, it does not involve punching donkeys while screwing them). When you're screwing someone in the ass (man or woman), you hit them in the back of the head so they instinctively tighten all the sphincter muscles in their butt. That's the donkey punch. I can see where ass-fuckers could get off on this, but if I was the fuckee, I don't think I'd appreciate the smiting (since, you're already getting rammed up the ass as it is)...you think they'd just tickle them or something...Quote:
Originally posted by MechDeus
...Was she suggesting you try this on her? Or did you guys go off on some tangent after the shower joke?
...and why my prudish, virgin girlfriend knows this, I have no idea. However, I just thinks it's really funny to say 'donkey punch', so I bring it up as much as I can now :D (i.e. When playing DOA3 *attacked from behind*, "Gah! Get off me with that fucking donkey punch!" "Not again with donkey punch!" "Get it out! No! Here comes the DONKEY PUNCH!! Aaayyh! ...etc, etc.)
Penis. It has the most sequels, the longest replay value, and the best graphics and sound.
Plus it boasts the best challenge, from Easy to Very Hard.
I prefer dick to penis.
I should try this at work...Quote:
Originally posted by Apokryphos
However, I just thinks it's really funny to say 'donkey punch', so I bring it up as much as I can now :D
"Damn customer fucking donkey-punched me back there. And all he asked for was a teabag."
What is this, Rehash Thread Day?
Maybe this thread belongs in Sound Off.
(I voted Gunstar, BTW)