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Anything but Metal Slug.
Even Penis!, which is underrated.
Contra rules them all. Although Gunstar Heroes did innovate some things, it's simply not as good as the Contra series.
Though I love them all, Penis just has more innovative action and better bosses.
penis was so inovative for it's time.
:lol: Penis has the most challenging and realistic gameplay. And spot on controls.
And Contra series is great too.
One time I was playing penis and I had to fight the spit dragon in the punto cave...
It was dark and wet but soon I found relief...
I got the most play time out of Penis. :D
Penis definitely had the biggest explosions of the bunch
*votes for Penis
Penis sux0rz! It's too kiddie!!!111
I would have never defeated the spit dragon if it werent for the expensive trojan armor I had purchased at the town of 7-11...
Contra you bastards, there is only one correct choice.
Glad to see we can think alike about something ;)
Erm... directed to the penis voters, not you Stone, no offence :)
Metal Slug (except for 2, which has an unforgivable amount of slowdown), with Contra and Gunstar Heroes both a close second. HEAVY MACHINEGUN!
Metal Slug is living in the house Contra built.
Besides that, although Metal Slug and Gunstar are both immensely enjoyable games, in-general Contra titles offer the tightest gameplay mechanics.
You just have to love Penis' learning curve, it just gets harder the more you play with it, and who doesn't love a nice stiff challange?
Okay, that's enough of that.
I vote Contra.
Penis is all right, but, it doesn't really come into its own until you get some nice hands-on two-player action. It takes alot of balls to play Penis alone. Then ther... okay, that's enough I think.
This is off-topic, but given the nature of this thread, I thought I'd share... Last night, in bed, my girlfriend (for whatever reason -NOT a request) tells me what a "donkey punch" is. Seriously, that's just wrong. Anyone else heard this term before?
Edit: Oh, and I voted Contra.
:lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Regus
You just have to love Penis' learning curve, it just gets harder the more you play with it, and who doesn't love a nice stiff challange?
The best thing about Penis is that you can pick it up and play for an hour and come back again later and play it again in short sessions...
I'm counting down the seconds when this'll end up in FC...
Anyone else heard this term before?
I have. While having sex with a donkey, you punch it in the face. Correct?
Gunstar. It's just damned fun. What more need be said?
And where's Alien Soldier?
...Was she suggesting you try this on her? Or did you guys go off on some tangent after the shower joke?Quote:
Originally posted by Apokryphos
This is off-topic, but given the nature of this thread, I thought I'd share... Last night, in bed, my girlfriend (for whatever reason -NOT a request) tells me what a "donkey punch" is. Seriously, that's just wrong. Anyone else heard this term before?
One thing that really swayed me in the direction of Penis is it's gargantuan length and balanced difficulty. I also liked the fact that it was beatable unlike Contra, Gunstar Heroes, and Metal Slug. Those games just are not even close to being beatable. How am a supposed to beat it when it's so freaking hard??
*Looks at voting results
Man, I hope Penis makes a cumback
Well, you got to admit that penis on the GBA isn't all that great. I hope one day a developer harnesses the true power of penis like it was back in the day (before the viagra64). Penis these days is all about being hip, who the hell cares about penis snowboarding or penis dancing? And the GBA version co-starring Mary Kate and Asheley stunk. I think if Miyamoto ever gets hold of penis, then everything will work out fine.
This thread has degenerated nicely.
HAHAHAHA thats just too damn funny.Quote:
One thing that really swayed me in the direction of Penis is it's gargantuan length and balanced difficulty. I also liked the fact that it was beatable unlike Contra, Gunstar Heroes, and Metal Slug. Those games just are not even close to being beatable. How am a supposed to beat it when it's so freaking hard??
*Looks at voting results
Man, I hope Penis makes a cumback
Ah, you remembered that. Yes, something of tangent. Allegedly, here is what a "donkey punch" is (no, it does not involve punching donkeys while screwing them). When you're screwing someone in the ass (man or woman), you hit them in the back of the head so they instinctively tighten all the sphincter muscles in their butt. That's the donkey punch. I can see where ass-fuckers could get off on this, but if I was the fuckee, I don't think I'd appreciate the smiting (since, you're already getting rammed up the ass as it is)...you think they'd just tickle them or something...Quote:
Originally posted by MechDeus
...Was she suggesting you try this on her? Or did you guys go off on some tangent after the shower joke?
...and why my prudish, virgin girlfriend knows this, I have no idea. However, I just thinks it's really funny to say 'donkey punch', so I bring it up as much as I can now :D (i.e. When playing DOA3 *attacked from behind*, "Gah! Get off me with that fucking donkey punch!" "Not again with donkey punch!" "Get it out! No! Here comes the DONKEY PUNCH!! Aaayyh! ...etc, etc.)
Penis. It has the most sequels, the longest replay value, and the best graphics and sound.
Plus it boasts the best challenge, from Easy to Very Hard.
I prefer dick to penis.
I should try this at work...Quote:
Originally posted by Apokryphos
However, I just thinks it's really funny to say 'donkey punch', so I bring it up as much as I can now :D
"Damn customer fucking donkey-punched me back there. And all he asked for was a teabag."
What is this, Rehash Thread Day?
Maybe this thread belongs in Sound Off.
(I voted Gunstar, BTW)
MechDeus, just be sure to holler-out "Heee-Haww!" >smack!<
While all three games are godly my vote goes for Metal Slug.
Metal Slug is a happy medium, gameplay-wise between the three games. It has the over-the-top gameplay that Gunstar has, and the tight but not too tight gameplay of Contra.
Plus all the animation you could possibly want in a 2-D game, at least in slug 3.
penis has the most animation. hands down.
if you add a cinched belt around the neck of the giver, that's something we like to call "highway to the danger zone." it's named that not only because it's something kenny loggins would take great pleasure in, but also because mixing two complex things like auto-erotic asiphyxiation and donkey punching is a sure recipe for danger. but, if it's pulled off well it could lead to one of the most intense orgasms of all time. if anyone ever pulls this off before i do, please inform me about the results.Quote:
Originally posted by Apokryphos
Ah, you remembered that. Yes, something of tangent. Allegedly, here is what a "donkey punch" is (no, it does not involve punching donkeys while screwing them). When you're screwing someone in the ass (man or woman), you hit them in the back of the head so they instinctively tighten all the sphincter muscles in their butt. That's the donkey punch.
-thus, Contra is clearly the best.Quote:
Originally posted by basemies
if you add a cinched belt around the neck of the giver, that's something we like to call "highway to the danger zone." it's named that not only because it's something kenny loggins would take great pleasure in, but also because mixing two complex things like auto-erotic asiphyxiation and donkey punching is a sure recipe for danger. but, if it's pulled off well it could lead to one of the most intense orgasms of all time. if anyone ever pulls this off before i do, please inform me about the results.
...and for the record, I will never donkey punch *anyone*. Ever. That [above] scares me. It will, however, still remain as my "raunchy humor of the moment" topic for some time to come, as it amuses me so (the previous holder of said title was when my g/f (who's always taking those dumb internet quizzes on her LJ) got the result, "nerdslut").
*donkey punches this thread*
Yee-HAW!
oh, by far. *donkey punches metal slug*Quote:
Originally posted by Apokryphos
-thus, Contra is clearly the best.
Didn't we already do this poll?
Metal Slug. It blew by Contra years ago, and Gunstar doesn't even deserve to be mentioned against two long-running series.
Oh God... we're talking about the Donkey Punch and other shit like that... Does anyone know of a site with listings of such manuevers?
Go to FC... I think there was a thread (by MVS?) with all this stuff... I'm warning you now though, some of it is 100x worse than what was previewed here...Quote:
Originally posted by Chakan
Oh God... we're talking about the Donkey Punch and other shit like that... Does anyone know of a site with listings of such manuevers?
When one of the poll choices is "Penis!", I think it's inevitable.
And Penis is great as either single player mode, and in multiplayer.
And its one of the game that will actually make Girls want to play it. And they love it :)
Man, I'm so good at that penis game, I can Beat it with my eyes closed using only one hand! Top That!
JM
y'know, allot of girls seem to like penis. most girls beat me at it though.
Penis has so much cool Paralax and sprite scaling. And lets not forget the cool fleshy packaging.
Gross. You said "fleshy".
And you said "Gross", we now know that we both can type words.