Ever get that urge to just smash shit?

I think it's safe to say that most of us here have appetites for destruction (most likely the reason we play video games) but have you ever entertained thoughts (however brief) of commiting wanton chaos and destruction in real life from time to time?

I could never take human life, but I COULD picture myself going apeshit and ripping through a glassware store with a sledgehammer just to hear stuff go *CRRRRASSHHH!!!*. All the while I would be screaming "BOB SMASH!!!" at the top of my lungs and making a general cathartic ass of myself.

After I was finished, I 'd pay the shop owner for the damages and then bound away like Pepe LePeau(sp?).

Anybody else get dumb ideas like this or is my brain farting?

Yeah I used to do that back in High School, and I'm not proud of it.

I use to get those urges back in highschool. Punched (and broke) my CD player cuz it skipped like crazy, punched through glass, punched holes in the wall, etc. My baseball bat use to come in handy when trying to relieve pent up frustration.


Thankfully, I matured a bit and can control myself from doing stupid shit.

I was always too much of a chicken shit to do anything different in high school. Always stayed stuck in my head. Still am in a few ways.

Ever get that urge to just smash shit?

Play with my own feces? No.

I hate poop hand.

I once got so angry during an arguement with my girlfriend at the time that I tried to uproot a small tree. With my bare hands.

Get the urge to smash shit? All the time. Do I? Not anymore.

Smash shit? Its like you've seen me frustrated.

Sometimes I do... sometimes I dont. I usually do smash shit when it comes in handy for example... I had to use a chisel and hammer to take my wood thing apart because I need to cut the corner off... after the 5th (out of 7) block came off my arm was really hurting and I got very... angry... So I used that destructive energy to Pound that fucking chisel with that mallet.

Very soothing.

I also grind my teeth when I want to smash stuff...

...really need to stop grinding my teeth...

take a chill pill. all of you. now.

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Originally posted by Cyco

I also grind my teeth when I want to smash stuff...

...really need to stop grinding my teeth...

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Chew gum. It's helped me.

I used to get the urge to break things every now and again, i.e. every time I lost my temper, which used to be quite often. It's just something I mostly outgrew.

Still, *looks at dented computer* I could probably use a chill pill.

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Originally posted by Clash_Master
I hate poop hand.

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Poop hand bad.


But at any rate, I'm glad it ain't just me. Anybody else have any recurring smash fantasies like my glass shop idea?

I think I'll do this one day. Of course I'll pay the shop owner well in advance and make sure they know I'm coming.:D

*goes out to buy lottery ticket*

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Originally posted by Dolemite
I once got so angry during an arguement with my girlfriend at the time that I tried to uproot a small tree. With my bare hands.

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:lol:

And no....I really dont have the urge to smash shit. But it is fun.

several chill pills.

heh. poop hand.
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i get pissed off all the time. but i usually just brood in my own personal hell till it blows over.

I'm a pretty passive dude, so I don't get enraged enough to smash shit up too much. Although I did punch through glass once after a friend of mine stole about five games from me.

Yes, but not in an angry or frustrated kind of way. More like just looking at something expensive and getting the urge to break it just because. My schizophrenic uncle (who has the exact same name as me) has taken this one step further: he breaks everything of value that he owns. Also, perhaps not coincidentally, he is my hero.

Recently I have and it amazes me sometimes, I get angry or just exhausted/frustrated that I have the urge to hit something - I've been thinking about buying a punching bag just so I can get it out. I have broken a couple glass bottles recently, but that hardly satisfies anything.

I have gone through at least 20 controllers since my 64 days. All of them broken beyond any hope of repair.When my Dreamcast stoped working I went outsude and smashed it on my driveway. And countless crappy cd's i ad have been shattered. All because video games.

I used to toss my NES controllers down on the ground when playing Battletoads... hoo boy. :)

It's funny when I see this frat event, the "car bash" because they have huge sledgehammers and all they do is make weak dents in the car... all the glass is already broken so they just pound away at the frame...

Uh, yes.

One time when I was pissed off, I hit the wall with both palms, so hard it destroyed a perfectly good light bulb in the lamp mounted on said wall. Once the room went dark, I realized I had better get a grip.

Sometimes after I've finished off the last of a bottle of Bailey's or somesuch, I'll go out to the garbage can in the back yard and spike the empty container into it as hard as possible. The resulting thunk usually makes the neighbor's dog bark something fierce. I'm not mad when I do this... I just like to make that dog bark. :sneak:

I sugest if any of you have some real bad cds and cant sell them, go oustide and chuck them on the ground. Its fun to see them shatter on impact.