Official Freddy Vs. Jason thread

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Dolemite

You're half right. Freddy was created as a result of a failed government experiment, but he wasn't the experiment itself. As silly as this sounds (Nightmare fans here will atteat to the shame they feel whenever this fact is brought up), the government was doing testing into genetic engineering in order to develop substitutes for artificial sweeteners. They were splicing the DNA from convicted serial killers and spider monkeys with that of ordinary household cleaning agents and an explosion was the result. Fred Krueger was the night janitor at the research facility and was going about his business of mopping up a coffee spill when he was caught in the blast. The DNA and chemicals mutated him into the Toxic Avenger, New Jersey's first superhero! But soon, he became evil and grew into the evil Freddy Krueger we all know and love.

---

Whoa, whoa, whoa.... WHAT?! I know I haven't seen all the Nightmare movies but what the hell is that shit?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Mr-K

Whoa, whoa, whoa.... WHAT?! I know I haven't seen all the Nightmare movies but what the hell is that shit?

---

Dolemites' just feeling threatened by the Freddy fame and had to make somethng up to make Jason look better. But alas, it will not work. Dole, when the nightmares come, just say "It's just just a dream". Maybe you'll wake up. Maybe.

Dont worry K, Its just Dolemite little joke :)

I think at the end FvsJ will make over 50 million, maybe even more. So NewLine will be eager to make another one, possibly even for next Summer.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Rumpy

Whoa, hey now, let's keep this shit civil! No ones shit on Jason here! Let's keep Troma and the Dream Master far-a-fucking-part!

---

;)

Hey Dolemite, Since when Jason has regenerative ability? I know he is dead and rotting, but I dont believe he can grow his own head back. That crap backstory in Jason Goes to Hell, was just way too lame.

Thats why it makes sense its all just a dream at the end, Jason still have all 5 fingers on his arm.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Despair

Hey Dolemite, Since when Jason has regenerative ability? I know he is dead and rotting, but I dont believe he can grow his own head back. That crap backstory in Jason Goes to Hell, was just way too lame.

---

I refuse to believe that Jason Goes to Hell ever was made. That's the biggest piece of shit movie ever. Even the new Jason movies ignore it. The regenerative abilities are discussed in Jason X and one other movie.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Dolemite

The regenerative abilities are discussed in Jason X and one other movie.

---

But that was in the future. OoOoOohH. God, Jason X should have never ever been made ever.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Despair

Dont worry K, Its just Dolemite little joke :)

---

You can never tell with horror movies, once they get past 5 things get outlandish.

We could have easily live without last 3 Friday films. FvsJ could have perfectly pick up where New Blood left off.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Rumpy

Dolemites' just feeling threatened by the Freddy fame and had to make somethng up to make Jason look better. But alas, it will not work. Dole, when the nightmares come, just say "It's just just a dream". Maybe you'll wake up. Maybe.

---

I like Jason better. I was just curious as to how such an crappy character came about ;)

(I'm kidding, we all love Freddy. Now lets all have scones!)

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Rumpy

Dolemites' just feeling threatened by the Freddy fame and had to make somethng up to make Jason look better. But alas, it will not work. Dole, when the nightmares come, just say "It's just just a dream". Maybe you'll wake up. Maybe.

---

I like Jason better. I was just curious as to how such an crappy character came about ;)

(I'm kidding, we all love Freddy. Now lets all have scones!)

Friday was supposed to end at 4, I believe. When he was chopped to bits.