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Originally posted by StriderKyo
Shows what you know. Jeanne Kim has devoted her life to helping Bosnian war orphans, with all the proceeds from her EGM reviews and CNN appearances going to help build roads, schools and hospitals for those unlucky kids. Called "the Mother Theresa of the Balkans", Jeanne Kim's face graces the front of the 500 Marka bill, and children sing songs about her on May Day. To date, she has raised over $3 million US from the proceeds of her CNN appearances. Her latest donation, from the money she recieved praising Simpsons Skateboarding, earned her the Herzegovina Medal, one of the country's highest honors for humanitarian, cultural or political contribution. Considered by many across several religious boundaries in eastern Europe to be a living saint, Jeanne Kim is definitely not reviewing videogames as a career for the money.
Seriously guys, like if your boss came up to you and said "hey, go on CNN and say you like Simpson's Skateboarding" you'd be all like "Wha...how DARE YOU? You inhuman monster! You would make a BITCH and INDUSTRY WHORE of me!? Not I, good sir. NOT I! Find some other conscienceless beast to violate his fellow man for you. I QUIT!"
Because, like, who needs food and rent money? This is Simpsons Fucking Skateboarding we're talking about here! This is serious!
This is me laughing.