I Hate 'all Star'!! (naughty, rage-induced language)
This song's now corny, the band can fucking blow me,
It's not just over-played it, it's not de-ad.
It didn't sound so dumb when-they released the al-bum, but it became too fuck-ing widespread!
NOW, my ears start numbing, cuz' the-tune’s rerunning,
hacks and tools’, Smash Mouth’s becoming.
It kinda made sense, at first it was fu-un
It climbed the carts, but soon it got du-umb.
SO much, it blew. So much, it reeked!
Man this song's WAY beyond "peaked"!
Now this band fucking blows, 'cause they're all radio hoes!
Hey now, this is too far, this song plays all-day.
Hey, NOW you're a rock star, I hope the popularity fa-des!
Now that-you've blown your lo-ad.
Will you leave this so-ng dead and co-oo-old!?
-All Star-
I have heard this song in AT LEAST four movie: A pokemon-like movie for kids, Shrek, Rat Race, and Mystery Men.
I've heard it on AT LEAST three TV commercials, (probably more): I think a Nike add celebrating the US women's soccer team, some children's commercial, and a recent tostitos (I think) commercial with Jay Leno. Not to mention the thee TV commercials I've heard "Walking on the Sun", also an overplayed Smash Mouth song ('Wag The Dog' ad, a car ad, and some other one I can't remember now). “All Star” has only been out for 4 FUCKING years or so!!
I've heard it on radio commercials. I hear it PLAYED on the radio ALL the time! EVEN ON THE OLDIES STATION. I hear it when I'm in the mall, I hear it in the grocery store, I heard it at my dentists today.
E-FUCKING-nough! THAT'S IT! I HATE SMASH MOUTH, I HATE THEM, I HATE THEM, I HATE THEM!
I DO change the channel when it comes on the radio... but I JUST CAN’T AVOID IT!
(BTW, my friend made this whole thing up... I'm just posting it because I thought it was funny, and sick of that song myself)
