Nuff said, Wesley speaks about his feelings for Saddam.
... I swear I uploaded something with that
Anybody know what the limit is?
mywebpages.comcast.net/chuxbuster/Wesley.mp3
Quick fix.
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Nuff said, Wesley speaks about his feelings for Saddam.
... I swear I uploaded something with that
Anybody know what the limit is?
mywebpages.comcast.net/chuxbuster/Wesley.mp3
Quick fix.
WESLEY WILLIS IS GOD.
Rock over London, Rock on Chicago! Diet Pepsi! Uh-Huh!
Added a link in my first link, til I figure out what the attachment size limit is.
That really whipped a camels ass.
Llama. It really whips the llama's ass. ;)
CUT THE MULLET!
If only the politicians would listen to Wesley, then world peace might not seem unachievable.
yeah, They should really take his advice, and suck a polar bears dick.
...
I'm at a loss for words here.
Can someone give me some background info on this?
All the info you need...
http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/396.html
With a belt.Quote:
Originally posted by Captain Vegetable
Llama. It really whips the llama's ass. ;)
Yup, that about says it all.Quote:
Here's some interviews with the man himself-
http://www.choler.com/articles/wesleywillis.shtml
http://www.nofimagazine.com/wesleyin.htm
He will be missed.
Who in the hell is wesley willis?
He was a homeless man who wrote fine songs like cut the mullet and the one you wouldn't like I whopped Batman's ass.
he was schitzophrenic too. the music kept his demons off his back.
"I Whupped Batman's Ass" is a timepiece of our generation. The song brings me to tears, and now more so since the fates have decided (cruelly, I might add) to take Mr. Willis from us.
He will be missed. I will now go suck a cheetah's dick in remembrance.
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Originally Posted by Calliander
:wtf:
The son of Bruce Willis.Quote:
Originally Posted by MVS
And Wesley Snipes
I whupped Batman's Ass!
There ya go... since it was mentioned a few times in the thread, I figured I'd give the public what they want.
No one beats up Batman.
Wesley did.
He whooped his ass...
Bullshit.
Batman beats up Superman.
Maybe Val Kilmer Batman, but not the real Batman.
And the Geroge Cloney Batman too?Quote:
Originally Posted by MVS
If you want, I have I whupped supermans ass.
Wesley doesnt care, he'll fight any DC Comics superhero.
Campy Batman, sure.
Movie, Batman, okay.
Dark Knight Batman, no way.
Batman rules. Rules, I say.
For some reason I'm picturing you singing that post... gay showtunes style.
Rocknroll mcdonalds sums up our generation better than I whupped batman's ass...
It has an optimism about it, while I whupped Batman's ass is sad and melancholy...
I mean why did batman have to be an asshole that day?
I hear he was being such a jackoff.
http://www.loq12.at/comics/04_knight/img/buco_pic4.jpg
Just for you, 88.
Look at Batman, he's such a pimp,
beating up that alien gimp,
It looks as though it's a close fight,
oh no! Batman's got some kryptonite.
Down goes the bitch, like an old drunk,
without his powers he's just a punk.
Batman has style, and he's got class,
and no mother fucker is kicking his ass.
Bitches.
http://www.darkknight.ca/images/comics/tdkr2.gif
[thumbnail]http://www.moviepunks.com/images/wallpaper/superbat_1024.gif[/thumbnail]
Must we go here again?
Without powers, Superman is a bitch, a normal guy that can't really fight since he relies on Alien fucking powers to do things.
Batman, is a man at his physical peak, who beats up people for a living.
Superman without powers, which Batmann would cause him to lose with the kryptonite he was given by Superman, is Batman killing Superman.
Batman is the man.
Superman is the alien.
Man > Alien.
No.
Ripley > Alien.
Alien kicked Batmans ass, and was about to eat his face until the Predator showed up so stfu kthx haha n00b.
Not even God could beat up Batman.
He like, used to train with Jesus when he was young, so he knows all his moves and stuff.
None of the Batman movies are the Batman. They are watered down for the masses.
Batman > J00.
http://www.comicon.com/pulse/images/batman_612.jpg
Superman:Without your kryptonite ring, your just a little bitch.
omg the evidance
http://www.stomptokyo.com/img-m2/superman-2a.jpg
It would be funny if someone put MVS's head on good ol general Zod here.
BTW sucks Wesley died, his songs brought a smile to my face.
It's not a ring, it's just a chunk of Kryptonite.
Any person who fights Superman without that is going to lose.
Batman is smarter than Superman, in better shape, and has the means to take away his powers and then beat him into submission.
In that issue Batman uses a ring. Superman gave Batman the ring but probably for a 'just in case' matter. Batman actually could possibly take down the whole JLA using his countermeasures which were used by Ras Al Ghoul in a story called 'Tower of Babel' which was one of my favorite JLA stories, you should still be able to find it in TPB form Matt.Quote:
Originally Posted by MVS
He does get a few well placed punches and manages to get the best of Superman using his keen intellect like using Lois for bait(with help from Catwoman) just as Superman was about to smash a car on Batman. He also noticed Superman was holding back while he was fighting him so that adds another thing. All Supes did was freeze Batman's ring hand really and tried to fry Batman and Catwoman with his heat vision to no avail. At this part of the storyline Poison Ivy had Superman under her control which is why Superman fought Batman.
Anyway unprepared Superman throws Batman into space or just punches his head off, prepared Batman is more than capable.
Ha, pwned by Will.
What's up with your phone man? Apparantly it's disconnected?
I hope Footaction didn't do this. Don't worry, we'll get them one day...
I'm not talking about that issue. I've never read it. Superman gave Batman a chunk of it long ago, what he did with it, I don't know.Quote:
Originally Posted by Will
In The Dark Knight Returns, it's not kryptonite, it's a synthetic kryptonite, that Batman makes, and green arrow shoots at superman.
I read tower of babel a couple weeks back, was pretty good. Not a bad story at all. Not really a fan of JLA, but there are some really good TPB's of them that I've read in the last few weeks. Kingdom Come was great as well, though the 2nd one sucked.
Anyways, my contention is not nor was that Batman beats up Superman.
It's that Batman beats up Superman without powers, or if he has time to trap Superman, like in TDKSB, where he, atom, flash and green arrow beat him up.
And if I recall correctly, Wesley whooped both their asses.
By the way, we're all sad about Wesley Willis.
RIP.
But he didn't beat up Batman.
find me some non photoshopped evidence of this.
He wrote a song called "I whooped batmans ass". If Wesley didn't whoop Batmans ass, Batman would have whooped Wesleys ass, but Wesley was obviously well enough to compose, write and sing this song. Therefore the only logical conclusion is that he did infact whoop Batmans ass.
Exactly... you don't hear Batman singing about whooping Wesley's ass now do you?
stfu kthx bye! haha!
Hah.
I see no evidence of him beating up Batman.
read above post. Circumstantial evidence is evidence, and either way its stronger than your case.
Not really. There is no proof either way.
Mainly since Batman is Fictional, and all.