Come! Celebrate with me!

This thread topic is extremely vague, but understand I did it on purpose. If I had named the thread, "I just got ordained," or "WEEEEE! I'm a Reverend," I figure it wouldn't have gotten as many hits. That said, here's my ordination statement:

In Proclamation to All Present
United Christian Ministries International
accepts James David Bacon, having demonstrated
by actions and by statement of faith, a dedication to
our Lord, Jesus Christ and the teachings of His Word,
into the world wide unified ministry of
United Christian Ministries International.

ON OATH

I, Rev. Steven B. Smethers, on behalf of this ministry,
do hereby select and appoint you, James David Bacon,
a legally ordained and recorded minister of
United Christian Ministries International,
and hereby authorize you to officiate and perform all
standard Christian ceremonial services in accordance
with the directives of the Holy Christian Bible, on this day,
February 10th, in the year of our Lord, 2003.

Celebrate with me (or laugh at me and call me names)!

Your last name is a fine pork product.

:: claps :: Way to GO! :: does the way to go at becoming a reverend dance :: Now you can't do cool sutff, way to be!

Captain Veg! Your last name is "Bacon"!

How can you face yourself while living this lie!

Good job!

I'm always impressed when people show perserverance and dedication to acheive their goals.

Admit it, you only became a minister to lure young boys into your bed chambers.

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Originally posted by Kidnemo
Captain Veg! Your last name is "Bacon"!

How can you face yourself while living this lie!

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Would you believe I'm a Jew, also? ;)

Thanks, everyone! It means a lot to me. Especially after some of the things you've said in the, "Do You Believe in God," thread. It's nice to know you're on my side. :D

*wells up with tears*

Kid...can you call me a "churchie?" For old time sake? ;)

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Admit it, you only became a minister to lure young boys into your bed chambers.

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Too bad he bacame a reverand, slappy.

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Originally posted by ShineAqua
Admit it, you only became a minister to lure young boys into your bed chambers.

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Read my ordination! It says "REVEREND!" Not "Catholic Priest!"

ZING!

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Originally posted by Clash_Master
:: claps :: Way to GO! :: does the way to go at becoming a reverend dance :: Now you can't do cool sutff, way to be!

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Cool stuff like what? I can still play my games, and that's just fine with me! :D

I got the Zing first there Rev.

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Originally posted by Captain Vegetable
Cool stuff like what? I can still play my games, and that's just fine with me! :D

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Stuff like Hookers, Killin' dudes, stealing cars, shoplifitng, night time strangling. Face it dude, the life as you once knew it is over.

Congratulations, man. :)