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TELETUBBIES LIKE BIRTHDAYS AND SPECIAL BOYS TOO, WE'D LIKE TO WISH HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
Happy Birthday to my main man, Bahn :)
Without you, there would be no TNL. Thank you, sir.
That's the greatest thing ever.Quote:
Originally posted by ruhztee
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This mean we're finally going to have a TNL kegger?
Ruhztee, you rule man. That was simply awesome. Happy b-day, Bahn man.
LOL I think this one says it all.Quote:
Happy birthday man. :)
*stumbles in drunk
*relieves himself in the punch bowl
*passes out before he even sings his song
*stuffs cake into DSL box*
Wait...that's not how it works...
The official Happy Birthday Song, courtesy of SNL and Jack Black.
Birthday Birthday Birthday for you
It's hard to believe another year is through
Slipping through the mists of time
Cosmic traveler with mirror eyes
Does appear from the queen, his mother's thighs
Blood slick and with purple skin
The babe does emerge from her vagina within
While the mother screams like a witch; like a bitch
Happy Birthday
(spoken)
Stare into the cold light of life
You will see it again
You will see it again
Chorus:
(singing)
And what is this cold dark world
Upon whose shores I'm so rudely thrust
Glov-ed hand of the mad man delivers a smack
Unkind, Unjust
JB:
Father, is that you, through clouds of the cosmos blue
It's a boy
It's a girl
It's a soul
Or is it
Hahahaha
(spoken)
Mother, is that you?
It's my birthday.
Crone:
I have a secret for your ear, not your eye
The moment you are born, you begin to die
JB:
Crone, be gone!
Crone:
Away! Fulfill your destiny, unwind the clock.
Happy Birthday.
JB:
Thou knowest me not!
With this sword I cleve thee into the world
Through the stormy deep the babe is hurled
Tetragravton!
Chorus:
(singing)
Happy Birthday (repeated)
JB:
(spoken)
Abraxis! Abraxis! I give myself to thee!
No! Why this shattered life?
Why was I born of woman?
Hideous vision, what wouldst thou with me?
Eternity:
Happy Birthday.
JB:
Weary traveler, who are you?
Eternity:
I'm Eternity.
JB:
Wilst thou not let me pass on this journey?
Eternity:
(singing)
If you answer me this riddle, then Ascot's treasure shall be thine
In the name of Thor
Who is your father
Who is your mother
What is the answer
Mortal speak
JB:
No, can it be
The answer that you seek is...
It's me
It's me
It's me
Happy Birthday
Did you know that the decendants of the two guys who wrote the "Happy Birthday" song (yes, someone actually sat down and wrote it) get over $2 million in royalties a year? :eek:
All for that stupid piece of shit...
Ancestors? What good does the money do them. Their decendants must be bitter.Quote:
Originally posted by OmniGear
Did you know that the ancestors of the two guys who wrote the "Happy Birthday" song (yes, someone actually sat down and wrote it) get over $2 million in royalties a year? :eek:
All for that stupid piece of shit...
:p
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Happy Birthday Bahnmeister! :D
Happy BirthDay Bahn.
*takes the money promised to me for purposely making that mistake and letting sggg call me out on it, just to make him look good* :)Quote:
Originally posted by sggg
Ancestors? What good does the money do them. Their decendants must be bitter.
:p
It's all good though. You'll be infected soon enough... :p
Happy birthday, man. :)
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Happy birthday!
now wheres my copy of Rayman 2?
:D :D :D
You are old.
The end. :)
Heh Happy B-Day, Bahn.
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...or, what happens when you search for "birthday pants" on Google.
Happy Birfday, Bahn-person.
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!!!!! THE BIRTHDAY IS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111
*wheels in a keg of Sapporo beer*
:)
The big 3 creeping ever so close hehehe.
*stuffs DSL box into cake*Quote:
Originally posted by Hero
*stuffs cake into DSL box*
Wait...that's not how it works...
...Better?
What everybody else said.
Hope you had a great Birthday and a day away from TNL.
-Korian
Happy B-day Bahn!
yes, what that "psycho" above me said :p
Happy Bday Bahn. 2 more years to 30. :)
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Happy b-day, Bahn :)
Have a good one, Bahn :)
-Kevin
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Hahahahahahhahahahhahhahaaaaaaapppppyyyyyyy Birth Day! I hope sliding out of your mothers slimy vagina was worth it!
:)
*spanks bahn 28000 times with a ping-pong paddle*
HBD sir!
it's a good thing I've finally got broadband on the way. lots of images :D :)
thanks!
Happy Birthday. I wish your long life and prosperity.
Happy Birthday Master Bahn-san.
Holy fuck, that was brilliant. I thought Jack Black just made stupid superhero jokes.Quote:
Originally posted by diffusionx
The official Happy Birthday Song, courtesy of SNL and Jack Black.
Birthday Birthday Birthday for you
It's hard to believe another year is through
Slipping through the mists of time
Cosmic traveler with mirror eyes
Does appear from the queen, his mother's thighs
Blood slick and with purple skin
The babe does emerge from her vagina within
While the mother screams like a witch; like a bitch
Happy Birthday
(spoken)
Stare into the cold light of life
You will see it again
You will see it again
Chorus:
(singing)
And what is this cold dark world
Upon whose shores I'm so rudely thrust
Glov-ed hand of the mad man delivers a smack
Unkind, Unjust
JB:
Father, is that you, through clouds of the cosmos blue
It's a boy
It's a girl
It's a soul
Or is it
Hahahaha
(spoken)
Mother, is that you?
It's my birthday.
Crone:
I have a secret for your ear, not your eye
The moment you are born, you begin to die
JB:
Crone, be gone!
Crone:
Away! Fulfill your destiny, unwind the clock.
Happy Birthday.
JB:
Thou knowest me not!
With this sword I cleve thee into the world
Through the stormy deep the babe is hurled
Tetragravton!
Chorus:
(singing)
Happy Birthday (repeated)
JB:
(spoken)
Abraxis! Abraxis! I give myself to thee!
No! Why this shattered life?
Why was I born of woman?
Hideous vision, what wouldst thou with me?
Eternity:
Happy Birthday.
JB:
Weary traveler, who are you?
Eternity:
I'm Eternity.
JB:
Wilst thou not let me pass on this journey?
Eternity:
(singing)
If you answer me this riddle, then Ascot's treasure shall be thine
In the name of Thor
Who is your father
Who is your mother
What is the answer
Mortal speak
JB:
No, can it be
The answer that you seek is...
It's me
It's me
It's me
Happy Birthday
Oh, and happy bithday herr komandant.
Time for birthday pubches!
*punches bahn in the balls*
I almost forgot! Allow me to present the New Happy Birthday Song? By NOFX:
Happy birthday, you're not special
You're gettin' older but not much better
We all want to embarass you, that's why we're singin' this song
So happy f**kin birthday, you're not special.
:D
-Kevin
Uh, wasn't his birthday two days ago? I think alot of you are late with the happy birthdays.
Happy B-day, Bahn!
One year closer to Social Security.... :p
OMFG ITS MY BIRTHDAY NOW!
MY 18TH TOO! (In Australia, thats like turning 21. I can do anything adults can do now).
I hope it doesn't include punching people in the nuts
happy birthday bahn
Strider, download it from Kazaa. The SNL video (search for Happy Birthday SNL Jack Black or something like that). Its fucking amazing. Funniest thing I have ever seen.Quote:
Originally posted by StriderKyo
Holy fuck, that was brilliant. I thought Jack Black just made stupid superhero jokes.
Oh, and happy bithday herr komandant.