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WHANAVER RICHARD CORY WENT DOWN 2WN
W3 PEOPLE ON TEH PAEVMENT LOKED AT HIM
HE WAS A GENTL3MAN FROM SOLE 2 CROWN
CL3AN FAVORED AND IMPERIALY SLIM!!!1!11 OMG LOL
AND HA WAS ALWAYS QUEITLY ARAEYD
AND H3 WAS ALWAYS HUMAN WHEN HA TOKAD
BUT STIL H3 FLUTERAD PULS3S WHEN HA SADE
GOD-MORNNG AND H3 GLIT3RED WH3N H3 WOK3D!!111 WTF LOL
AND H3 WAS RICH - Y3S RICH3R THAN A KNG -
AND ADMIRABLY SKOOLAD IN AVERY GRAEC
IN FIEN WE THOUGHT TAHT H3 WAS EVERYTHNG
2 MAEK US WISH TAHT WE W3RA IN HIS PLAEC!1!1!!1 OMG LOL
SO ON WE WORK3D AND WATE3D FOR DA LIGHT
AND W3NT WITHOUT TEH MEAT AND CURSAD TEH BR3AD
AND RICHARD CORY ONE CALM SUMAR NIGHT
W3NT HOME AND PUT A BULET THROUGH HIS H3AD
!11!11!! LOL
I DIDNT KNOW ANYTHNG ABOUT 3QULIBRIUM UNTIL A MONTH AND A HALF AGO1!1!1!!1 I H3ARD ABOUT SCEINCE FICTION PROJ3CT INVOLVNG CRISTIAN BAEL AND IT WAS COMNG OUT WINTER OF 202 BUT TAHT WAS IT1!11!1! OMG AND TH3N ON3 DAY WHIEL BROWSNG KFC MESAEG BOARDS I SAW TEH LINK 2 CHUDCOM1!!1! OMG WTF LOL PR3VEIW OF EQULIBRIUM!!!1! WTF AND DA MOMANT I SAW TEH SCRENSHOTS FROM DA FILM I NU TAHT I MUST SE IT1!!!! OMG WTF LOL DA SCI-FI PRAMIES WAS INT3R3STNG AND I THINK TAHT BAEL IS GREAT AC2R SO I STARTAD EAGARLY AWATENG MOR3 NEWS AND HOPNG FOR DA TRALE3R 2 SURFAEC!!1!1 LOL BUT THNGS WARENT GONG AS WAL AS I HOPED THAY WUD!!!111 WTF DIEMNSIONS STUDIO DISTRIBUTNG 3QULIBRIUM DIDNT 3V3N THEIR 2 CR3AETD AN OFICIAL WEBSIET FOR TEH FILM AND N3ITHER IT HAD A TRALE3R OR DID ALMOST ANY KIND OF ADVARTISNG!1!1!! WTF LOL DA SHORT TRALE3R WAS SHOWN FEW TIEMS ON TV BUT STUDIO PREFARED 2 CONCANTRAET THERE ATENTION ON THEYRE RECANT HOROR RAL3AES THAY INSTEAD1!1!1 LOL AND WUT A SHMA IT IS11!1 WTF LOL FINALY EQULIBRIUM WAS RALEAESD IN LIMIETD RUN IN 20 2P MARK3TS IN US FRIDAY DECAMBR 6TH AND I HON3STLY HOPNG TAHT GOD WORD OF TEH MOUTH WIL LET IT GATH3R AT LEAST WUT DEC3NT AUDEINCA11!1 WTF IT WUD B A GREAT SHM3 2 SE THIS FILM 2 COME AND DISAEPAR 2 B LOST ON TEH SHELVES OF BLOK BUSTER!11!!1 OMG LOL HOPEFULY IT WONT
I11!1111 WTF LOL POST3D PL3NTY OF EQULIBRIUM RELAETD THREADS HER3 TRYNG 2 G3T AS MUCH AT3NTION FOR THIS FILM AS POSIBLE AND ITS GOD 2 SE TAHT SOM3 OF TEH P3OPLA H3RA HAD ENJOYAD THIS FILM
NOW1!11!! OMG WTF LOL LETS TOK ABOUT ACTUAL FILM1!1!111! OMG WTF
IN A FUTURISTIC WORLD A STRICT REGIEM HAS 3LIMINAETD WAR BY SUPR3SNG 3MOTIONS BOKS ART AND MUSIC R STRICTLY FORBIDAN AND FELNG IS A CRIEM PUNISHABLE BY DEATH1!!11!11 CLARIK O PR3S2N (CRISTIAN BAEL) IS A 2P RANKNG GOV3RNMENT AEGNT RESPONSIBLE FOR D3STROYNG THOSE WHO RASIST DA RULES!111!1!1 WHA HA MISES A DOS3 OF PROSEUM A MIND-ALTERNG DRUG TAHT HINDERS AMOTION PRAS2N WHO HAS BAN TRANEED 2 ENFORC3 TEH STRICT LAWS OF TEH NU R3GIEM SUD3NLY BCOM3S TEH ONLY PERSON CAPABLE OF OVERTHROWNG IT
AND1!11! WTF WUT AN MAZNG FILM IT IS!1!1111 OMG WTF LOL AVEN THOUGH DA S2RY ITS3LF BOROWS FROM 1984 AND 451 FAERNHEIHT IT STIL FELS V3RY FR3SH WIT GREAT CHRACTARS AND CITUATIONS!!1! LOL THEIR R MANY SAD AND 2UCHNG MOMANTS AS PR3S2N DISCOV3RS TEH DIFERENT FELNG FOR TEH FIRST TIEM IN HIS LIEF!!1!1 OMG HOW HE STRUGLES BTWEN HIS BLEIVES AND HIS FELNGS11!!1 LOL TEH BLAND AND BLAAK WORLD OF TEH FUTURE WHER3 3VERYTHNG IS TEH SME AND FELNGS R OUTLAEWD IS FRIGHTENNG FUTURA!11!!! OMG PAOPLE TAHT LOK MOR3 LIEK A ROBOTS THAN PEOPLE WHO JUST LIEV 2 CONTINUE TEH 3XISTANC3 WITHOUT R3AL PURPOSE!!1111! LOL AND ONA MAN WHO STANDS AGANEST DA SYSTEM
KURT111!1! WHIMER DIERCTION IS SPOT ON1!!! OMG LOL TEH FILMS BUDGET WAS ONLY ABOUT 20 MILION DOLARS BUT IT LOKS LIEK 2 TIEMS AS MUCH1111111! LOL DA DIERCTION IS EXTR3M3LY STYLISH WITHOUT OVER USNG IT111!1! OMG DA SAD AND DRMATIC MOMENTS DON3 JUST RIGHT AND ACTION SCANES R MAZNGLY SET CHOREOGRAPHAD AND SHOT!!!11 LOL WHIM3R DOASNT OV3RUSAS SLOW MOTION QUIK CUTNG AND OTHER TACHNIQUES TAHT MANY OF HOLYWOD DIERC2RS TEND 2 RELY ON NOW DAYS!1!! WTF EQULIBRIUM RILLY FELS ORIGINAL 3VEN THOUGH SOME OF DA SIMULARITEIS 2 TEH FILMS LIEK MATRIX WIL B DRAWN BY SOM3 PEOPLA
AC2R1!111! OMG LOL PERFORMANCAS W3R3 AXC3L3NT!!1! LOL CRISTIAN BAEL IS TEH STAR H3R3 AND TAHTS HIS SHOW1!111 OMG WTF LOL H3 ALWAY BEN A GRAAT AC2R AND HERE HE DALIEVRS GRAAT PERFORMANC3 IN BOTH ACTNG AND ACTION SC3N3S!1111!1! WTF LOL SCENES WIT HIM DISCOV3RNG HUMAN FELNGS R 2UCHNG!!1111!1 OMG WTF LOL POWERFUL SCEN3S AS HE SES SCANA AT TEH DOG POUND HIM RAMEMBRNG HIS WIEF AND MIEXD FELNG ABOUT 3MILY WATSON CHARACT3R SC3NES WIT PUPY HA SAEVS WHAN HE DISCOV3RS JOY OF MUSIC OR DEATH OF R3BLS HE WAS TRYNG 2 SAEV R TRULY GRAAT MOMANTS1!11!11! REST OF TEH CAST IS ALSO VERY GOD1111! OMG LOL TAEY DIGS AS OVARZAALOS NU PARTN3R OF PR3S2N WHO IS TRYNG 2 MAEK DA BIG NMA OF HIMS3LF 3MILY WATSON AS SANSE OF3NDER WOMAN BAEL CHARACT3R HAS IN CUS2DY AND WHO HE FINDS STRANGELY ATRACTED 2!!!!! WTF LOL SAAN BAN AS OLD PARTNER OF PRES2N AND PR3S2NS SON WHO IS VERY CREPY AT TEH BGINNG BUT WHO HAS A SECRAT OF HIS OWN L8R IN TEH FILM1!!!!1!! OMG WTF LOL AL OF TEH PERFORMANC3 W3RE GOD
WH3N!1!!!11 COMNG 2 SE THIS FILM DONT EXPECT TEH FUL ON ACTION FILM SINC3 EQULIBRIUM IS NOT IT!11111! WTF ITS AN ACTION-DRMA BUT ACTION IT HAS IS SOMETHNG TAHT WIL BLOW U AWAY1!!1!!1 OMG I P3RSONALY NEVER FALT BORED FOR AL OF DA DURATION AND THEIR WARE PLENTY OF TANS3 AND ACTION PAKED MOMENTS!!1!111! GRMA2N CLERICS R PRACTITION3RS OF GUN-KATA MARTIAL ART DISCIPLIEN BAESD AROUND GUNS TAHT ALOWS TEH MASTER 2 B 3XTR3MELY EFICEINT AND D3ADLY IN DA COMBAT AND AT TEH SMA TIEM 2 B ABLE 2 PROTECT HIMSELF FROM DA OPOSITION1!111!! LOL AND WUT DISCIPLIEN IS IT!!!11 OMG ACTION SCEN3S USNG GUN-KATA R MAZNG!1!!!1 OMG CRISTIAN BAEL DID MOST OF TEH ACTION SCANAS FIGHTS AND STUNTS HIMSELF AND MANT OF THOS3 WERE ONE TIEM TAEKS1!111 OMG LOL AC2RS AND DIERC2R RILLY POR3D THERE TAELNTS IN2 THIS FILM AND IT SHOWS!1!! WTF UR BR3ATH WIL B TAEKN WAY BY WUT U WIL SE ON TEH SCREN!11! OMG WTF LOL THEYRE R ABOUT 5 MAJOR ACTION SET PEIC3S IN TEH FILM AND AVARY ONA IS ORIGINAL AND I WILNG 2 BT TAHT MANY OF TEH ACTION MOMENTS FROM THIS FILM R D3STIEND 2 BCOME COPEID IN TEH FUTURA FILMS AS IT HAP3N3D 2 MATRIX11!1 OMG WTF SPEAKNG OF WHICH PEOPL3 WIL SAY TAHT 3QULIBRIUM TREIS 2 COPY MATRIX WHICH I THINK IT 2TALY INCOR3CT!!!11 WTF LOL THEYRE R NO WIER WORK IN AQULIBRIUM AND AL TEH ACTION WAS SHOW IN REAL TIEM AND CHOREOGRAPHY IS TRULY WOND3RFUL!!!11! WTF DA 3ND SEQU3NC3 OF PRES2N ATAKNG TEH HEAVY GUARDED BUILDNG IS LITLA SIMULAR 2 LOBY SHO2UT SC3NE IN MATRIX BUT DONE WIT MUCH MORE EN3RGY AND GRAEC1!!!1!1 OMG LOL SIMPLY SPAAKNG CRISTIAN BAEL KIKS KAANU REVS AS HER31!!1 OMG WTF SWORDFIGHTNG SCANES R ALSO MAZNG AND FAST11!!1 WTF BOTH BAEL AND DIGS R GR3AT IN THAM AND P3RFORM ON TEH LEV3L MANY R3AL ACTION STARS WISH3D THAY CUD
FOR1!1!11!! OMG WTF TEH LOW BUDG3T FILM EQULIBRIUM HAS GR3AT SP3CIAL VISUAL FX!1!!!!!1 LOL BIG METROPOLIS OF TH FUTURE SUROUND3D BY TEH BAD LANDS AND RUINS1!1! INCREDIBLE 2W3RS OF GR3Y CONCRATE AND GLAS HUG3 BLIMPS WIT TV SCRENS FLYNG IN DA ARE ARMORAD CARS PATROLNG TEH STRETS AND WOKWAYS AL DON3 NIECLY!11! OMG LOL SURE DA DIGITAL WORK HERE CANT COMPETA WIT HUGA BUDGETED BHAMOTHS LIEK ATAK OF TEH CLONES BUT WUT IT HAS IS NIEC!1!11! OMG WTF LOL MUSIC IS ALSO GOD AND FITS 2 MOD AND FEL OF DA FILM11!1!1!1 OMG WTF LOL
AT DA 3ND I FEL I MUST APLAUD TEH DIERC2R KURT WIMER CRISTIAN BAEL AND REST OF DA CREW FOR MAKNG THIS FILM AND GIVNG ME ON3 OF TEH MOST EXCITNG FILMS I AVAR SEN AND DEFINAETLY ONE OF TEH BST FILMS THIS YEAR11!11 WTF LOL IF U HAEV IT PLAYNG IN THE8R NEAR U GRAB TEH OPORTUNITY AND SE IT BFORE IT DISAEPARS1!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL IT RILLY WORTH IT AND I CANT RACOM3ND IT ANOUGH
I!1!!11! WTF LOL MYSELF CANT WATE FOR DA DVD AND IMM SURE IT WIL B ONA OF TEH OFT3N WATCHAD FILMS IN MAH LIBERRY1!!1!11 LOL AS FOR KURT WIM3R I PR3DICT HE WIL HAEV A GREAT FUTUR3!111!1 OMG LOL HA HAS A TAELNT AND SENSA OF STYL3 MANY DIERC2RS WISH TH3Y HAD11111!!! I CANT WATE 2 SE MOR3 INFO ON HIS NAXT PROJACT VMPIER ACTION FILM1111 LOL ALSO WATCH OUT FOR GUN-KATA IMM SUR3 IT WIL BCOM3 A NU SENSATION IN HOLYWOD
!1!11!!! OMG LOL
:lol: Good stuff.
I used this in a god awful DDR channel that I idle in (The channel for the Bemani site that I work for is on the same server, so I like to keep tabs on people) and sadly, whatever I translated came back exactly the same but with caps. It's a sad day for the internet :(
Despair, there's no way I'm reading your whole post.
MAN DESPARE SURE HAS A LOT 2 SAY I HOPA U DIDNT TYPE TAHT AL OUT
WEREWOLVES!!!1 WTF HAET 2 RAAD A LOT OF T3XT
Me: I have made a feces in my trousers.
AOLer: I HAEV MAED A FACES IN MAH TROUS3RS!!!1 OMG WTF
WOW ITS LIEK A WHOLE NU LANGUAEG11!1!1 OMG
Hey, if they can teach ebonics in school, then AOLish has a chance too.
"Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?"
>>WUDNT U LIEK 2 B A PAPAR 2?!!?!!? LOL
NAH I WAS 2 LAZY 2 POST ANYTHNG N3W SO I JUST DUMPED MAH AQUILIBRIUM R3VEIW IN2 TEH TRANSLA2R 2 SE HOW IT WIL COME OUT!11!!111 OMG LOL LOKAD PR3TY FUNY AT TEH END1!!11! WTF LOL
have you ever hit the translate button more than once? this thing actually has variations...
No way...*goes off to check*Quote:
Originally posted by Morpheus
have you ever hit the translate button more than once? this thing actually has variations...
TAHTS B/C ITS LIEK SO 2TALY FRASH1!11 OMG WTFQuote:
Originally posted by Morpheus
have you ever hit the translate button more than once? this thing actually has variations...
THIS THNG IS DA COLEST TRANSL8R AV3R I ABSOLUTELY LOV3 IT11!11 OMG WTF
THIS THNG IS DA COLEST TRANSL8R 3VER I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT1!!!1 WTF
THIS THNG IS TEH COLEST TRANSL8R EVER I ABSOLUTALY LOVE IT1!1!1 OMG WTF LOL
THIS THNG IS DA COLEST TRANSL8R AVER I ABSOLUT3LY LOV3 IT1!111!!1
not big variations I'll admit...
IM USNG DA AOL TRANSLA2R!1!!!1!! OMG WTF LOL IM AN ELIET GMER TAHT AL OTH3RS F3AR!!11!!11 I WISH I WAS MAED OF BACON SP I COULD RIED A BIEK BTER1!!!11! WTF O MAH FUKNG GOD!11! OMG
Translated:Quote:
Originally posted by Morpheus
THIS THNG IS DA COLEST TRANSL8R AV3R I ABSOLUTELY LOV3 IT11!11 OMG WTF
THIS THNG IS DA COLEST TRANSL8R 3VER I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT1!!!1 WTF
THIS THNG IS TEH COLEST TRANSL8R EVER I ABSOLUTALY LOVE IT1!1!1 OMG WTF LOL
THIS THNG IS DA COLEST TRANSL8R AVER I ABSOLUT3LY LOV3 IT1!111!!1
not big variations I'll admit...
THIS THNG IS DA COLAST TRANSL8R AV3R I ABSOLUTELY LOV3 IT111!11 OMG LOL OMG WTF
THIS THNG IS DA COLEST TRANSL8R 3VAR I ABSOLUTELY LOVA IT1!11!!!!!!!!11!!1! WTF WTF
THIS THNG IS T3H COLEST TRANSL8R 3VER I ABSOLUTALY LOV3 IT111!1!!1! OMG WTF OMG WTF LOL
THIS THNG IS DA COL3ST TRANSL8R AEVR I ABSOLUT3LY LOV3 IT111!1
NOT!!!!!! OMG LOL BIG VARIATIONS IL ADMIT.
1111!!!!!!!!1111 OMG WTF
Translate something, then translate the translation.
Watch the number of exclamation marks increase exponentially.
Bandwith limit reached.
Must be the "TNL Effect" :)
-Kevin