Ok people, I want to hear what your idea of what a date is. I also want to know what your worst date, most typical date, and best date were.
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Ok people, I want to hear what your idea of what a date is. I also want to know what your worst date, most typical date, and best date were.
You ask the wrong people.
*rimshot*
Oh, just wait Hero, there are a few of us here who at least pretend to be active in this area.
I'm sure of it.
There has to be.
I would imagine.
A date involves 1.) a girl you're interested in and 2.) going somewhere where you pay for something.Quote:
Originally posted by IronPlant
Ok people, I want to hear what your idea of what a date is. I also want to know what your worst date, most typical date, and best date were.
So, mostly it's involved going to coffee houses or bars or something like that for drinks.
I dunno if I've had any particularly bad ones...just times where I've gone out and she hasn't been particularly interesting.
The best one, I think, still qualifies as a date - the girl I was with came over to study Linguistics, I ordered a pizza, she ended up staying the night, had a fantastic time.
Go out with someone and have fun. Hence the expression, "It's a date, Phil!"
Im married so we just go out, we dont date. :)
I've never - throughout my combined three years of having girlfriends - gone on what could technically be considered a date. We've gone out a whole bunch, but it either usually involves little money being spent or hanging out with friends. Or alone, which probably qualifies even less as a date.
Only recently did I actually spend cash on a female, when I bought her dinner after sex. I don't date as I don't think I'd really like dates very much. But apricots are great! *waits for laughs*
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Tough crowd.
Do: Find rich people and pretend to like them, cause rich people are lonely and bitter. They'll buy you lots of fun stuff. When you find another rich person who is more attractive, dump the current one and move on. Be sure to be really evil about the breakup. Throwing plates at them is a good idea. If you're really evil, do something naughty on them in their sleep.
Don't: Do not be genuine and true. People hate that. Cheat on your lover a lot and pitch hints that you are doing such. Nothing is more of a turn on than a mystery and a pinch of drama.
Do: Purposedly get caught looking up underage porno. This will cause your lover to be concerned and be drawn closer to you.
Don't: Do not buy your lover anything, ever.
Do: If you want to really have them concerned, make a lot of noise at night, so that they might awaken just a tad. Go rumble around the house for a bit. Get them to follow you, and act like you do not know. Go to the backyard with a large black sack. Bury it. Cry a lot while doing so. Put a few flowers near the site. Scurry back into the house. Your lover should be back in bed by then. Go to the kitchen and grab a few chicken bones. Spread them randomly throughout the home. Possibly squirt a bit of ketchup near them.
(From my buddy)
Do: Try to break the ice with non-threatening humour.
Don't: Break an ice cube and ask "There. Now do you wanna screw?"
Do: Try to find things you have in common.
Don't: Ask if they like to masturbate on the toilet as well.
What my idea of a date is? Is this a trick question? It's me and a female I want to get with, going somewhere without other people.
My worst date? Any that involves her saying the words "and then my boyfriend..."
Most typical? Dinner, I guess. It's the best way to get to know somebody, and it's more serious than coffee.
Best date? Any that ends up with us in the same bed. But the best dates have to be tailored to the female - some kind of food she enjoys, showing her something new, someplace cool, something involving her favourite music. But the general rule is, something that makes her feel important and classy.
Or Subway, if you can get away with it ;)