DOA Extreme Beach Vball topless mode!

Featured in this month's EGM tricks of the trade, is the topless mode for DOAX.


To get this mode, you have to play the game with Lisa as your partner. Start a new gamesave file with any girl and partner with Lisa. Travel only to island locations with no other people. As soon as you arrive, quickly exit the area. At the end of the first day, you're forced to play volleyball. As soon as possible, hit Pause and choose "give up." From day two onwards, continue going to island locations with no other people and exiting quickly. End each day normally by sleeping. Do this for all 14 days, and you'll see the end credits roll. Now go back to your save file. Does it have a time of :13 or less? Continue with this save file with any girl. Open te item screen, go to the swimsuits, press Y button on an already equiped suit and "W" will change to "T" (Topless). Good Luck!

That's the april fools joke, which I eluded to in the EGM review scores thread.

no no no, here's how you're supposed to do it..

1) open EGM to where you saw that trick..
2) Close EGM
3) Take note of what month's issue it is
4) slap yourself across the head..

good luck!! :D

Is this the April issue?
For the last time there is no Lara Croft nude code, damnit!

Congradulations, you just made a post I've seen like three dozen times now on the gamefaqs board. :p

Damn! I did'nt realise it was already April's issue. It came in February, so I assumed it was March's issue. In that case, GOOD LUCK!!!!


The screen shots were pretty convincing though.

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Originally posted by gamevet
Damn! I did'nt realise it was already April's issue. It came in February, so I assumed it was March's issue.

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That threw me off at first as well (not sure when the whole two-months-ahead thing started), but I knew it just couldn't be. After poking around I finally noticed April on cover and guessed that was the joke.

Itakgi said there was no nudity in this game. For some reason, I choose to believe him over EGM no matter what month it happens to be.

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Originally posted by MechDeus
That threw me off at first as well (not sure when the whole two-months-ahead thing started), but I knew it just couldn't be. After poking around I finally noticed April on cover and guessed that was the joke.

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It's part of the same chronological psychology that also includes All-Star Baseball 3017, coming next month.

To stay on topic, I think this thread's author should punch himself in the face.

In other worthless volleyball news:

www.gamefront.de 2/24/03

Acclaim is releasing Beach Volleyball to the PS2 this summer, and you can be sure nudity crossed their marketing charts. *-neo

Gamevet = sucker.

April 1 is the worst day of the year to be online. This EGM business brought back memories of every April 1 I've (just barely) lived through since I first came online. The joke's tired, guys. Save us all the trouble and *please* neglect to celebrate April Fool's Day.

The worst one of all was last year, with that GIA business. X_X

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Acclaim is releasing Beach Volleyball to the PS2 this summer, and you can be sure nudity crossed their marketing charts. *-neo

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HOLY SHIT! THEY'RE RELEASING IT!
I mean... er-herm...
Heh. Acclaim showed footage of that at a focus group I was at. Now that info's been released...
There was one thing I absolutely LOATHED about this game. They... they fixed it... I am not at liberty to say what it was, but I am pleased. Why? When I was watching the demo of this game, I saw ACTUAL physics and what seemed like SOLID GAMEPLAY. This is Acclaim we're talking about, folks. I think they're trying. If this is indeed the game I think it is, we could all be in for a nice surprise.

I thought the GIA really closed last year. Don't tell me my unshaken Fool Proof April 1st record has been broken.

It kind of did close...
http://www.thegia.com

So you guys are telling me that Sheng Long won't appear if I get all perfects in Street Fighter II?

Only if you play it on a Sega Neptune.

The Sega Virtual Hampster web page joke EGM pulled about 2-3 years back is classic. "FOOOOOOOOOLED YOUUUUUUUU!"

They fooled me into thinking you could play as Akuma in RE :/

Yes, the GIA did close. The bad part was that they decided to close on April Fool's Day, and the site was always notorious for its extremely convincing April Fool's jokes (or non-jokes). Closing the site on that day added an element of disbelief that made it hurt that much more. :/

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They fooled me into thinking you could play as Akuma in RE :/

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same here, i must admit..

i went so far as to enter AKUMA where you're supposed to, expecting to get him..

damn you EGM.

Tomonobu Itagaki would have a fit if there was some nude code in DOAXB. He's probably writing a letter to EGM about how they offended him deeply and he's going to seriously consider aiming warheads at their cars, as we speak.

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Originally posted by Satsuki
Tomonobu Itagaki would have a fit if there was some nude code in DOAXB. He's probably writing a letter to EGM about how they offended him deeply and he's going to seriously consider aiming warheads at their cars, as we speak.

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Because he thinks of the DoA girls as his 'children' right?

This is a funny thread.

People fall for this crap every year, when it is sooo obvious it's an April Fool's Joke.

Now, here comes the part in which every other site is swearing by it, and for the next few months, we get n00bs making accounts just to ask is the code real. :bang:

I can guess all those horny...err hopeful gamers will have to find another way to get their kicks to go blind.

ooops... :p

and the GIA is dead for what you remember it as. It's successor isn't even worthy of the word.

Hi, bahn.

QUERY: How're you doing w/ CVS2?

FighterX: Don't create off-topic discussions. This is not related to the thread. PM me or send me an IM online....

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and the GIA is dead for what you remember it as. It's successor isn't even worthy of the word.

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Yes, I'd have to agree. :(

gamesarefun.com and crunkgames.com seem to be picking up the slack, though (finally).

ick. I hate those names. :p Anyways...funny stuff about that DOA: XBV code. :lol:

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FighterX: Don't create off-topic discussions. This is not related to the thread. PM me or send me an IM online....

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Gomen ne.....hmmm? :)

I'll get his game when/if it ever hits $20 status.

Ha Ha Mr. Hat yelled at you.

:lol:

FighterX is cool in my book :)

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Ha Ha Mr. Hat yelled at you.

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You go to hell! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!! :lol:

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:lol:

FighterX is cool in my book :)

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Hey, you've proven your coolness in my book too. :)

YAY!

I love Mr. Hat

(hey...we're getting off-topic again).

oh well....

/me goes to hell

I'm just wondering why even if there is a nude code, why the fuck would someone want to use it? That's just plain ass sad.

Oh, you know, hormones, teens the usual.

Am I the only one who's never been fooled by an EGM prank?

Though I did theink the Conker's BFD announcement was fake when it wasn't.

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Am I the only one who's never been fooled by an EGM prank?

Though I did theink the Conker's BFD announcement was fake when it wasn't.

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Nah, they've never gotten me either. That one year with the April Fool's Joke of misspelling the "Streeets of Rage" was the lamest one ever.

I am so hoping my friend falls for this. He's not very bright to begin with, and this is his first year of “subscribing” to EGM (he gets it free since he works at a library and they get two copies each month) so he won’t know about the yearly April fools joke, and he’s also a pretty casual gamer so he probably won’t realize that it’s an April issue in the first place, nor will he have read through anything like this thread letting him know it’s a fake.

He also owns DOAX. I can’t wait to hear how he’s been spending hours choosing and exiting over and over trying to spend less than 13 minutes doing so.
:D

Because of the "Streeets of Rage" joke, I almost thought the "2 games enter, 1 game leave" on the front cover was the joke. No, it's just an embarassing grammatical error.

Then I combed the magazine a bit closer than normal as I went through page by page, keeping my eyes open. Paid extra attention to the coming soon page, the works. So what do I get but an obvious April Fools joke as subtle as a slap with a trout. D'oh!

I thought it pretty funny, actually.

James

Funny? It thought it was outright stupid. I could have won that contest too, but I figured that a simple misspelling was too dumb to be the April Fool's Joke, and lo and behold, it was.

:bang: I could have won, too.

Wait, what was the joke? Did they misspell it in an article, or what? This sounds too fucking stupid... what was the hook? How is a misspelling an April Fool's joke?

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Gamevet = sucker.

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I'd be more of a sucker, if I owned an Xbox with DOAX. I own neither and probably would have waited months to try it. I never was big on trying out game codes, as half of them never worked the way they said they did.

Heheh, I saw the code in EGM, but didnt really paid atention on what issue it was. I dont have DOAX either, so I pretty much dont care either way.

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Originally posted by James
Because of the "Streeets of Rage" joke, I almost thought the "2 games enter, 1 game leave" on the front cover was the joke. No, it's just an embarassing grammatical error.
James

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Actually, that is a reference to the famous quote from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, not a subject/verb agreement mistake. Hell of a place for a movie reference, i know. Don't shoot the messenger!

-Shane

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I'm just wondering why even if there is a nude code, why the fuck would someone want to use it? That's just plain ass sad.

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30,000 people bought BMX XXX, what's sadder than that?

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He also owns DOAX. I can’t wait to hear how he’s been spending hours choosing and exiting over and over trying to spend less than 13 minutes doing so.
:D

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I managed to do it my second time trying, as I had to prove to my roomie that owns DOA:XB and really wanted the nude mode that it didn't work. It's possible to get but you have to take a couple shortcuts, and I found one that wasn't in the mag.

Mech - but the question still remains..... does it actually work? :D

Why does anyone want a topless mode anyway? Wouldn't it just be cheaper and easier to buy a Barbie doll and stip the hunk of mass-made plastic naked? Because that's exactly the same effect you'd get here.

The internet has way more porn then it could ever possibly need and people are wasting time with things like this. It boggles my tiny mind.

topless mode... bah... i believed it up unill i realized it was th april issue... the you realize its just to good to be true... any one who tried that probably got really pissed though... EGM is such a mean magazine...

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I am so hoping my friend falls for this. He's not very bright to begin with, and this is his first year of “subscribing” to EGM (he gets it free since he works at a library and they get two copies each month) so he won’t know about the yearly April fools joke, and he’s also a pretty casual gamer so he probably won’t realize that it’s an April issue in the first place, nor will he have read through anything like this thread letting him know it’s a fake.

He also owns DOAX. I can’t wait to hear how he’s been spending hours choosing and exiting over and over trying to spend less than 13 minutes doing so.
:D

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I just got a phone call. :D

We'll call him Jack to protect the innocent.

Jack: "Dude, did you get the new EGM?"
Me: "What, yeah?"
Jack: "Dude! Go to page 142! Topless mode!"
Me: "Whoa, what!?"
Jack: "Yeah, I'm gonna do it!"
Me: "Wow, I'm looking at it now, awesome!"
Jack: "So much for studying for economics!" (It's finals week at RIT!" :lol: )
Me: "Sounds like you've got your priorities in order."
Jack: "Yeah totally!"

Other Jack comments:
"I wonder how they figured it out, that's funny"
"They'll probably be nice breasts though, since they have nipples on them."
"I wonder what Lisa will look like, being a black chick and all."
"Haha, nude mode! Gotta love EGM!"
"It's sort of a pain, but it's for a good cause."
"I'll get it today, even if I have to it all night!"
"I cut down my time by pressing up twice to go to bed, instead of going down."
"I wonder which one will be the hottest. I bet Hitomi will be pretty hot. I think those are her boobs in the picture, there."

The only problem is that he's keeping me on the phone while he's trying to do this :lol:. At what point do I tell him?

Update: I stayed on the phone with him for the first time through, took him 15 minutes. He's going to call me when he sees the boobies. ;)

No, Gamevet. You are in error. It's like this:

1) Play the Atari 2600 version of DOOM. Connect your Xbox pad via the adapter that lets you use Xbox controllers on the 2600 and use a memory card.

2) Get to mission 5, then kill the second Baron of Hell you see using only the chainsaw.

3) The screen will black out and a file will be saved to your Xbox Memory Card. Power down the 2600 and remove your controller.

4) Leaving the Memory Card in your Xbox controller, plug it in and proceed to play DOAXVB as normal.

Voila! And the special guest referee is Sheng Long. This code comes from U.R.A.Suckah in Fuldigen, HA.

:p :p :p :p :p

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Originally posted by bahn
I can guess all those horny...err hopeful gamers will have to find another way to get their kicks to go blind.

ooops... :p

and the GIA is dead for what you remember it as. It's successor isn't even worthy of the word.

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Originally posted by gameoverDude
No, Gamevet. You are in error. It's like this:

1) Play the Atari 2600 version of DOOM. Connect your Xbox pad via the adapter that lets you use Xbox controllers on the 2600 and use a memory card.

2) Get to mission 5, then kill the second Baron of Hell you see using only the chainsaw.

3) The screen will black out and a file will be saved to your Xbox Memory Card. Power down the 2600 and remove your controller.

4) Leaving the Memory Card in your Xbox controller, plug it in and proceed to play DOAXVB as normal.

Voila! And the special guest referee is Sheng Long. This code comes from U.R.A.Suckah in Fuldigen, HA.

:p :p :p :p :p

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Actually, I think you have it wrong. You should use a Sega Neptune in place of the Atari 2600. The interface is better suited. :p

Surprise, Surprise. Turns out there is a actual, legit way of seeing the girls without their swimsuits on. It's plastered all over the gamefaqs.com forum now, but I'll summarize.

1 - Get a girl to wear a swimsuit with some transparency.
2 - Also have her wear one of the transparent visors.
3 - Go to the pool and turn the angle of the camra until you're looking down through the visor.
4 - See the boobies with star nipples.

Da proof:

http://www.angelfire.com/gundam/hub_00/peek_a_boo.jpg
http://members.bellatlantic.net/~vze4ksbr/XrayVisor.avi

I haven't watched it myself, but it says you need the latest version of the divx codec to view it.

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Mech - but the question still remains..... does it actually work? :D

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Umm... yes! Go try! :sneak:

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I haven't watched it myself, but it says you need the latest version of the divx codec to view it.

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I get 32 seconds of the title screen with bad music, and I have the latest codec.

Hmm, I tracked down the origin of the video link and it says you need divx version 5.0.3 to view it. Others seem to have gotten to work so maybe just your bad luck.

...Okay, it works. I'm a better person for having tried that out, I just know I am. :sweat:

I've heard of star-bellied sneetches, but not star-boobied ones.

/me dodges tomatoes

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The internet has way more porn then it could ever possibly need

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Dammit, Ammadeau, there can NEVER be enough porn. You should castrate yourself for even thinking that ;)

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I get 32 seconds of the title screen with bad music, and I have the latest codec.

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Diddo here.

If the porn on the internet were water molocules, you'd probably have enough to drown the population... of a really small country, like Belgium or New Zealand.

I tried this myself for kicks and it really does work and it is far more funny than in anyway erotic. When I saw the big red x's covering Lisa's nipples I burst out laughing. Though I swear the x's are more concealing than the Venus is.

I've got a feeling they'll be a gameshark code to allow them to play with nothing but x's on, but the perverts will still be dissapointed by the lack of 'true' nudity.

More than likely its a April Fools joke. EGM is known for having great April Fools joke.

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More than likely its a April Fools joke. EGM is known for having great April Fools joke.

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Ladies and gentlemen, Captain Obvious has struck again.

The video works for me, and those little stars are pretty funny. Way too much work to do in-game, though.

Bandit, that's been said about a thousand times, but thanks for solidifying it.

The musical accompaniment is truly brilliant.

Sucky peep show, though.

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Ladies and gentlemen, Captain Obvious has struck again.

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http://allio.orcon.net.nz/boardpics/captainobvious.gif

Hey! Capt. Obvious is MY TAG!

Get yer own! :D