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Smacking your pud...there's one I hadn't heard before.Quote:
Originally posted by Lordmrw
You completely ruined it when you went and mentioned helping a guy beat off to a porn of you smacking your pud.
It's just the reality of being in the porn industry. A vet like me just learns to live with the fact that guys are gonna beat it to your work too.
You can't let it effect your performance though.
*Hummms a tune*
'for a decent price I'll cut kindness from my heart'
ºTracer
Sure, I'd be in one.
However, for the good of all humankind, I humbly decline.
how many different ways must I say yes?
My mom would get over it. My siblings would find it funny. My dad would make sure I got cash. My grandparents....would not be informed. :p
i changed my mind. only if i get to wear a brown paper bag AND a cape. :)Quote:
Originally posted by Green
As long as they let me wear a cape :)
I definately wouldn't let my family know about it... plus pornos focus on woman not men... they probably wouldn't ever see me...
Yeah, I want to wear a cape too.
What would your porn name be, though? I'm thinking "Hugh Longley".
Buck Master for me.
Count Fuck-You-La.
*in spooky vampire voice*
You have come...to suck my dick!