Preferred moniker for breasts...

Boobers is mostly what I use now, due in no small part to this forum, but previously my GF and I called them Bumpies like the kid in Shakespere in Love.

"... Also and Dude, Tits is not the prefered nomenclature... it's titty americans, please..."

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Originally posted by OriginalJester
"... Also and Dude, Tits is not the prefered nomenclature... it's titty americans, please..."

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/me is confused.

I'm paraphrasing a line from the Big Lebowski basically changing Chinaman and asian americans out for tits and titty americans, all the PC talk made it seem appropriate at the time.

i call them boobs. when in social situations like "hey, you accidentally grabbed my boob, prepare to die, no just kidding."

when talking about someone else its usually breasts, rack, boobs, ganzagaas or titties. for instance on that last one. "Damn girl you got some titties!" when seeing a friend in a piece of revealing clothing.

i heard one guy call boobs "love muffins" :|

M, there is no social situation where you accidentally "grab a boob". Unless maybe it's another female. Guys know where they are at all times. ;)

(however, there may be times where you "accidentally" grab one, like Jiu-jitsu class, but I wouldn't know anything about that)

edit: -and for the worst, when my g/f really wants to make me cringe, she calls them "chesticles". Ew.

I usually say 'rack' when in the general, sexist connotations. Like "Damn! What a rack..."

But in casual conversations I usually use 'chest' or 'breasts'. It's only proper, I suppose :)

Ragnarok: Your sig disturbs me. It's amusing nonetheless, but deep inside, some part of me protests every time I see it.

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Originally posted by Apokryphos
... "chesticles". ...

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I wish I hadn't read that.

I use them all regularly, but one of my faves is "knockers". I don't know, whenever I hear that word, I just get an image of cantalope sized breasteses all of a sudden.

chi chi's.. teh boobies..