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We tend to use boobs with my friends. But if we're talking about a girl's traits it'll go something like this:
Friend 1: Yeah, she's really nice and pretty too.
Friend 2: I know right. She has great... big....... personalities
Friend 1: YEAH! I'de... like to get to know her.... personalities
I love it.
But the latter isn't a moniker. That's what they're actually called (thus, the default choice).Quote:
Originally posted by burgundy
It wasn't.
And I generally call them boobs or breasts, the latter of which should be a choice.
"She had huge... tracts of land!"I get complaints about that from time to time; recently one female started saying that using that term made it seem like I was coldly refering to women as "things." I told her she was free to refer to me as "male" but she never started.Quote:
Originally posted by burgundy
My ex always did this, so I sort of picked up on it.
I always call em tits, or failing that "Sweater kittens". Round, and the perfect handful. 26 B.
show us your PUPPIES!!!! :p
Milk dispensers?Quote:
I've heard a few people call 'em "baby feeders"
I don't ever want to see one of those things outside my workplace again. Damn you for posting that.Quote:
You have a history with them, MD?
I use them at least five days out of the week, since I'm a Beverage Persona. Technically, my job title is something like "Drink Server" but since it's always been the job of the high-school females we hire it's taken on the unofficial moniker of Beverage Girl. Seeing as how I'm not female and one of three males total to ever work the job (the others no longer work here, which makes the sole guy up there), I use the term Beverage Persona.
In any case, I serve drinks and make milkshakes, and the restaurant is well known for its milkshakes so I have to make tons of them every day. That contraption pictured up there was the milk dispenser we used up until a few months ago. We now have a shorter, slightly sleeker one in its place, but that doesn't mean I want to see one outside of work.