Fred Durst, you are my hero.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2003092151,00.html
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My wild sex with Britney
By LIMP BIZKIT'S FRED DURST
LIMP BIZKIT frontman FRED DURST has boasted how he had rampant sex with BRITNEY SPEARS after she wore a see-through blouse to seduce him.
In an incredibly frank outburst, the foul-mouthed singer says he bedded the pop princess in a steamy session at her Hollywood Hills mansion.
He said she had been “forward and aggressive” in bed and also hinted that she was a natural blonde.
The rocker also claimed the sex was so wild they didn’t bother with protection.
Durst insisted that Britney has a better body than his ex- girlfriend, former Baywatch babe CARMEN ELECTRA.
He said: “I like soft, thick, nice and curvy — like Britney. Carmen is toned, lean and mean.”
Asked whether Britney’s boobs were fake, as has been rumoured, Durst replied: “They are real.”
The rocker’s revelations will stun fans of Britney, 21. She is a strict Baptist who always said she didn’t believe in sex before marriage.
But Fred says she lost her World’s Most Famous Virgin title some time ago, and claims her relationship with JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE was NOT platonic.
Fred said: “Britney definitely has a thing for bad boys. She talked about being a virgin but she was doing Justin for sure.
“Britney definitely parties too much. She drinks, she smokes too many cigarettes.
“She’s going to have to chill.”
Durst spent a few days holed up in Britney’s LA home after they had worked together on new tracks for her next album.
He said Britney came to his LA recording studio and hung out with him for two days.
Yesterday, Durst said: “On the second night, as she was leaving, I gave her this letter I wrote saying she was really sweet and cool.
“She came back at 3am wearing a see-through blouse and I could see her nipples.
“We went back to her home in the Hollywood Hills, and there were some of her family and friends there.
“We went off to a private room — and we were just doing our thing. She was wearing low-rider panties.”
He added: “She was very forward and aggressive”.
Britney later denied having any relationship with the Nu Metal star — insisting she barely knew him.
But Durst claimed their relationship and the sex went on for “a little while”.
Furious Fred decided to set the record straight after initially telling fans about their romance on his official website.
Durst said: “I would not be doing this kiss and tell if Britney had been honest.
“She’s a sweet girl. But she’s too immature — I don’t know what she’s worried about.”
He said: “It’s unbelievable the c**p she has been talking.”
Britney will be livid with Durst’s revelations — especially coming at a time when she is doing her best to play down her wildchild reputation.
Last week The Sun revealed how the singer was heading for the law courts over false claims in a US magazine that she had snorted cocaine in a nightclub.
And she was recently photographed kissing bad boy Daredevil star COLIN FARRELL at a film premiere.
But Durst was unrepentant when quizzed about his fling — and then claimed the pair had not used a condom.
Angry with Britney’s denial that she and Durst had ever been an item, the star penned a song about her for Limp Bizkit’s new album Bipolar, calling her a “whore” and a “bitch”.
And he says he’s written another song in which he names Spears and describes how the “Limp man” had sex with her, adding that it is “the truth”.
He claims he also called her record label and refused to allow her to use the three songs he’d given her.
But, he added: “Then I read that she’s dumped my songs.”
Asked who his next famous conquest will be after Britney and Carmen, he said: “I don’t want to jinx it.
“But I think KYLIE MINOGUE is hot. And ANGELINA JOLIE is the hottest-looking woman in the world.”
Durst broke up with ex-Playboymodel JENNIFER ROVERO, in 2001. They have a 18-month-old son called Dallas, while Durst has a ten-year-old daughter from a previous relationship.
The singer has also been linked with model CAPRICE and actress ALYSSA MILANO.
Anyone who bangs Britney is ok in my book. :kirby:
