What the... ???

We all have the occasional weird dream, but I've noticed that my dreams are progressively getting more and more bizarre. Last night, I think I had the most bizarre dream yet.

It was in the form of a movie. I dreamt about Pat Morita(sensei from Karate Kid) and that Babu character from Seinfeld. Pat was a Limo driver and he was driving Babu in front of my place. They were talking about how to parallel park... and in one swift motion, Pat parked into a really tight spot. Babu was impressed and they continued with some small talk.
In the next scene, Pat is driving off in the sunset. Then, Babu is on a bicycle and he catches up with him. Babu talks about how he's so impressed with his driving skills, he wants to follow him on his trip. Morita talked about how he's talking a trip across Japan in the scene before. Apparently, Japan is 6000 miles long. In the scene after, Morita is not in his car, but he's jogging... with Babu still following him on that bike. They encounter some Japanese folk along the road, and some other random people. Their clothes change accordingly.
In the final scene, both Pat and Babu are on the bike. Suddenly, Pat falls and gets a face full of dirt. He dusts himself off... then Pat and Babu start jumping for joy about their 6,000 mile accomplishment. Now, for some reason, they are wearing KFC employee uniforms. Pat has a drumstick in his pocket, and he starts eating it. He throws out the leftover and walks into the KFC... The KFC happens to be on the side of a rural dirt road in the middle of no where.

Anybody else remember strange dreams?

I had a dream last night where I went to buy a lottery ticket and somehow I stumbled upon a cult who had orgies every night. These people would pick numbers and the person who matched the same number with another person would f' that person for the night. I denied to be a part of this cult, but I was there to watch everything in great detail. :)

I had to rub one out this morning. :sweat:

Hmmmmm....would this dream happen to relate my syphilis case? Meaning, even though the opportunity is there, don't do it with just anyone, because you'll suffer the consequences?

Do I dream, sure. Do I remember it, most likly not, but what does happen is I think I had a dream but I'm not quite sure so I spend the rest of the day trying to figure out if it really happened or not. It's very interesting.

i gave strange dreams all the time - and usually forget to write them down in the dream log (a word document) i set up each (or when i remember too) on my pc before i fall asleep that night. Theoretically i outta get up and immediately write all the dream stuff i can remember - but i just slump back asleep.

Hmm... the other night I had one where there was a guy hacking off people's limbs (especially women's breasts. Weird.) with a machette. Then the people turned into a bunch of... flesh poles... Yeah, that's the best way I can put it.
...then that was it.
Yes, I am perfectly sane, why do you ask?

I once had a dream where someone shot me three times, once through the throat, and I took their gun from them and beat them with it, then walked around the city looking for a hospital...

I once had a dream where I was sticking my tongue down Michelle Pfeiffer throat, god it felt good.

I had a dream where I would be shot by an unknown assailant and I'd wake up in a hospital, appropriately bandaged. I'd be discharged, take two steps out of the hospital, and get shot again, with a different weapon. Very violent dream, but there wasn't really any pain or anticipation going on. This kept on for a few turns...
A shotgun is an interesting feeling when there's no pain involved...

In most of my dreams I die, or I'm about too. Say I fall off a cliff and right when my face is about to hit the ground, I wake up...Odd.

I used to have a reocurring dream were I beat up beetle juice with wiffle bats while we jumped on a trampaline... it was such a rad dream...