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This is the flyer PETA's using against KFC.:confused:
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This is the flyer PETA's using against KFC.:confused:
PETA is a ethnocentric, racist organization. Who gives a shit, their fucking hypcrocites. Its a shame they have celberitys supporting them, with out knowing all the racist shit they do against other cultures, for making a living.
Mmm... chicken.
Is it just me, or has PETA gone COMLETELY insane lately?
All that flyer does for me is make me wanna go to KFC, and I think I will.
I agree. I'm going to have KFC for lunch today.Quote:
Originally posted by ChallengeMe
All that flyer does for me is make me wanna go to KFC, and I think I will.
Maru: What are you talking about?
Damn. That flyer makes ME hungry too.
Maybe its a conspiracy paid for by KFC...
Lately? They've been insane since their inception. They're not moving for "ethical" treatment of animals but human standards for animals.Quote:
Originally posted by GohanX
Mmm... chicken.
Is it just me, or has PETA gone COMLETELY insane lately?
Real, ethical treatment of animals is a widely accepted and practiced stance amongst most Americans. I don't yell at, hurt or otherwise assault any of my animals and that, to me, is ethical. Saying that cows should not be milked is stupid; it hurts the cow. Crying if someone hits a deer is retarded; the money one loses in hitting a deer is insane.
I will eat my chicken, milk my cows and drive on the highway just as I please.
On the flip side of this was a pic of a man, surrounded by headless chickens, dreched in blood. So umm...yeah they're fucking nuts.
They DO, on occasion, have naked women in cages to prove their point...
So, while completely insane, they do supply some eye candy.
What are the racist things or actions that PETA takes part in? I'm not defending them - I'm actually curious - I don't know.Quote:
Originally posted by maruchan
PETA is a ethnocentric, racist organization. Who gives a shit, their fucking hypcrocites. Its a shame they have celberitys supporting them, with out knowing all the racist shit they do against other cultures, for making a living.
FOr years they have been giving shit to the native american community, for pratcing their culture. They would make posters of the Inuit clubing a baby seal, and add some real stupid racist commit on how they are back ward. They have no respect for peopls cultures, and their practices.Quote:
Originally posted by ShineAqua
Maru: What are you talking about?
Not only that but they also have no respect to the millions of farm wokers, who are treated like animals to gather the vegtables, and fruit they eat. Not once do even have a link supporting the UNFW, or their causes.
I tried to have some PFK (that's what KFC is called here) the other day... and the damn places was out of breasts!? So I went somewhere else.
There are not too many fried chicken places here... I'd much rather go to a Roy Rogers, but I an RR-less. :\
*sniff*
I miss Roy Rogers. The only ones in New York are on highways now...
...and that one in Penn Station.
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A KFC bucket of chicken wings translates into a BIG body count. Think about it—every bird has only two wings (if only all math problems were this easy). Log onto KFC’s Web site and you’ll see that about 736 million chickens are killed when they are just 6 or 7 weeks old.
Chickens should be friends, not food! Chickens are friendly, curious little birds who value their lives just as much as you value yours. Did you know that chicken moms talk to their chicks even while the babies are still in the shell? When the chicks are born, their mom watches over them carefully, takes them under her wing to keep them safe, and teaches them all about life.
But chickens on Colonel Sanders’ farms never get to be loved by their moms. These birds’ lives are awful and scary even before they are killed and cut up for food.
Chickens raised for KFC are taken away from their families and stuffed into sheds with tens of thousands of other birds. (Think of how scared you’d be if you were locked inside a crowded room with thousands of people you didn’t know!) The birds aren’t allowed any fresh air or sunshine, and they can barely move (each chicken has to make do with a space smaller than one sheet of notebook paper).
Once they’re fattened up, the birds are thrown into tiny crates and trucked to the slaughterhouse. Some chickens fall off the trucks and are left to die alongside the road. The frightened birds who make it to the slaughterhouse are killed when they are just 6 weeks old—still babies!
Most of the ones I knew in NJ closed.... but last I checked (admittedly this was over a year ago) there were still a bunch of them open in Manhattan. :)Quote:
Originally posted by ChaoofNee
*sniff*
I miss Roy Rogers. The only ones in New York are on highways now...
...and that one in Penn Station.
Damn Manhatten... Long Island shall have its REVENGE!
...FEAR our All-American Burger stand! You don't have THAT, do you, Manhatten?
MWAHAHAHWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
PETA can suck my thrid left lower testicle.
...that actually makes me feel bad... a little though... only a little... i hate seeing things suffering - but what can you do? i'm certaintly not going to eat KFC -simply b/c they suck arse - but i won' stop eating meat! MEAT!Quote:
A KFC bucket of chicken wings translates into a BIG body count. Think about it—every bird has only two wings (if only all math problems were this easy). Log onto KFC’s Web site and you’ll see that about 736 million chickens are killed when they are just 6 or 7 weeks old.
Chickens should be friends, not food! Chickens are friendly, curious little birds who value their lives just as much as you value yours. Did you know that chicken moms talk to their chicks even while the babies are still in the shell? When the chicks are born, their mom watches over them carefully, takes them under her wing to keep them safe, and teaches them all about life.
But chickens on Colonel Sanders’ farms never get to be loved by their moms. These birds’ lives are awful and scary even before they are killed and cut up for food.
Chickens raised for KFC are taken away from their families and stuffed into sheds with tens of thousands of other birds. (Think of how scared you’d be if you were locked inside a crowded room with thousands of people you didn’t know!) The birds aren’t allowed any fresh air or sunshine, and they can barely move (each chicken has to make do with a space smaller than one sheet of notebook paper).
Once they’re fattened up, the birds are thrown into tiny crates and trucked to the slaughterhouse. Some chickens fall off the trucks and are left to die alongside the road. The frightened birds who make it to the slaughterhouse are killed when they are just 6 weeks old—still babies!
OMG.. look at this shit..
http://www.masskilling.com/
They compare chcikens to the holacust, i cant belive this shit. The killings of a human being to an animal..
More example of Petas Racist, and ethnocentric views..
http://angryasianman.com/images/angry/peta-dogs.jpg
this what koreans thought about it..
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Is PETA attacking the mere fact that dogs and cats are eaten in Korea? Or is their concern over the way the animals are butchered? Because some people in America practice eating animals that many people would never dare touch. It's obvious they are singling out S. Korea because of the World Cup. PETA's ad really doesn't separate the cultural practice from the process, and ends up being very ethnocentric/racist. What concerns me is that the ad is patriarchal in its judgemental message - using the word "barbaric". Like many others, I'm also concerned over the possible backlash against Korean Americans... and everyone else who remotely looks East Asian.
PETA is known to take issue over the butchering of any animal - cow, pig, chicken, turkey, lamb, fish, etc. It's obvious that the intent in the Hollywood Reporter is to rile up mainstream American audiences... probably to draw attention to what PETA defines as animal cruelty in general. However, the main problem here is that the ad ends up being racist in the end, whipping up xenophobic assumptions and contempt against Korean Americans and anyone who looks Korean within our American socio-political context.
i enjoyed my triple crunch chicken sandwich :)
Bah. This shit is nothing compared to PETA's latest stunt. Just check out http://www.masskilling.com
You know these guys have gone bonkers when they even get the Anti-Defamation League on their asses...
I'll raise you one more on that one: they want animals to be treated in a manner superior to humans. Ever notice that almost ALL of their campaigns are so misanthropic that they would make a serial killer blush?Quote:
Originally posted by Jimmy Carter
Lately? They've been insane since their inception. They're not moving for "ethical" treatment of animals but human standards for animals.
I'm not even going to get started on the PETA spokespeople that said bombing animal testing facilities was okay, and that animals should have more rights than retarded children (NO, I did not make that up).
Eh...Who cares food is food, doesn't matter how they treated it before they killed it.
These wacked out lefties wouldn't be so uptight if they had to eat retarded children (or any other kind of people), if it came down to Soilent Green they'd beg for a poorly treated chicken nugget. You don't see those soccer players from Alive boycotting KFC do ya?
I'm not very fond of PETA either. Sometimes, for me, they're just too extreme in pushing around their ideals.
I remember, while working in a Frame Store back in college, some lady claiming to be a member of PETA walks in. She's all friendly and I help her out a lot, then shes ready to make purchases and I'm in the process of ringing her up when she notices one novelty bumper sticker we sell at the counter about hitting dogs, cats, and pedestrians. Then she goes bonkers and announces shes a member of PETA andd thinks that I'm cruel to dogs and cats and the store I work at is evil. Then she demands that I take down all of those bumbers stickers on display or else PETA will shut down the store. I then explain that I can't do that since I'm not a manager and the store has a contract to sell the products made by the company that made the bumper stickers. So I can't take down the display. She lectures me about what PETA is and how powerful they are then says that she doesn't want to buy any of the stuff I was ringing up and she just walks out of the store. I never hear from the lady or PETA ever again. Some PETA members are just insane...
Oh yeah, I also prefer Popeye's Chicken over KFC. :)
This is true. Come on Patriot Act, kick in! Maybe those PETA losers will get nabbed for terrorism. ... hey! I know, they're trying to incite terror by making me terrified to eat at KFC! You know, if I lived in California, I just might be able to make one of their corrupt judges believe me...Quote:
Originally posted by CynicalSphere
I'll raise you one more on that one: they want animals to be treated in a manner superior to humans. Ever notice that almost ALL of their campaigns are so misanthropic that they would make a serial killer blush?
I'm not even going to get started on the PETA spokespeople that said bombing animal testing facilities was okay, and that animals should have more rights than retarded children (NO, I did not make that up).
No, probably not. I'd have to have a minority opinion in order for them to take my side.
Heh, I went and got some Chicken from KFC after seeing this post. I'm not all that fond of KFC but it's the principal. Take that PETA!
What kind of fucking point is this?Quote:
A KFC bucket of chicken wings translates into a BIG body count. Think about it—every bird has only two wings (if only all math problems were this easy). Log onto KFC’s Web site and you’ll see that about 736 million chickens are killed when they are just 6 or 7 weeks old.
I really don't think KFC is taking a chicken, ripping off it's wings, and discarding the rest of the body (which is what they are insinuating).
I'm sponsoring a veggie! Ha.
I'll be god damned if they get rid of KFC. Fuck that.
Abd U realize the irony in me saying that.
:wtf:Quote:
Chickens should be friends, not food!
Chickens are actually miserable little creatures who yearn for death. Don't believe me? Put one out in the rain and watch it drown itself.Quote:
Chickens are friendly, curious little birds who value their lives just as much as you value yours.
People Eating Tasty Animals.
I never really knew why so many people disliked PETA but now I can see why. What a bunch of shitheads. I'd be pretty pissed if I was Jewish. I'm pretty pissed anyways. :o
I just cooked a chicken tonight...it was juicy and good. While I was cutting it, I had the same look on my face as the Colonol there. Oh yeah, and I also prefer Popeye's. Chicken strips + red beans & rice + louisiana hot sauce > KFC. ;)
http://www.actionstudio.org/public/f...6&folderid=725
I'm partisipating, how about you?
OMG I'm teh OMNI!!11!1Quote:
Guad, it's all talk.
Yeah, uh, what is the difference if someone eats a big steak dinner one day if they eat meat EVERY OTHER DAY???? Yeah, it'd be a big deal if it was vegetarians organizing it... but omnis??? Whoop-de-freakin'-do. WOW! YOU EAT MEAT EVERY DAY, ONE STEAK ISNT GOING TO FREAK US OUT!
I guess the symbolic nature of this gesture against the Holocaust Campaign is lost on him. Considering that most of PeTA's campaign's are symbolic gestures as well makes this so very sad.
This is just fucking wonderful; these people are as bad as Christians or Jehovas Witnesses. If one of them shows up on my doorstep at 5:00am on a Saturday and hands me a pamphlet of the Colonel hacking away at a chicken I'm gonna fry up an egg and a side of bacon and eat it right there in front of them. Or I could go to the extreme of eating a raw chicken wing in front of them as their speaking, then I could offer them a bite.Quote:
Unfortunately,I have to say I'm not surprised.I think they really blew it with this campaign.I really wish PETA had done something else,maybe a campaign revolving around tell-alls of former factory farm employees.Those are very disturbing and I have already converted 2 of my friends into vegetarians because of the Tyson chicken factory worker's story. I KNOW they wouldn't have stopped eating meat if I had shown them the Holocaust on your plate site.I think PETA should drop the campaign;they are losing supporters and giving the anti-peta people another reason to hate us!
Cus people taste like shit.Quote:
why the hell do peopl react so differnetly to human-slaughter and than animal-slaughter?!
That and the Jews weren't going to become food for the nation, soap maybe but not food.
So I guess if I don't eat meat I'll be as smart as you, no thanks.Quote:
Ugh. That's sick. Stupid meat-eaters.
That sounds like terrorist talk to me.Quote:
Those people are only good in one thing - MOCKING the beliefs and good intentions of other people or groups.
I hope the steak they'll eat is tainted with a nasty virus - then PETA will have the last laugh!!!
This reminded me, I haven't had a KFC chicken pot pie in so very long...I love those things...think I may have one for lunch tomorrow :)
Anyone see the PETA segment on 20/20 a few weeks ago? John Stossel did an interview with some loon from the company where she gave all these shitty reasons for things. Stossel- you FIREBOMBED a building. Nutjob PETA rep- we were protecting the animals from any future harm. Yup, protection by blowing them all the fuck up. Stossel- You guys payed the court fees of the guy who did this. PETA rep- yes we did, he's a nice young man. He's a teacher. Stossel- Do you not value human life at all to be firebombing places? PETA lady- we value human life, after all, we'll do anything but kill a humaan being to spread our message. They then play a video of the dude who firebombed a building saying that they need to do everything possible next to killing a human to spread their "message." Stossel also asked some other good questions about their little demonstrations. Like the one they staged by spreading red paint all over the place, that cost a city millions of dollars. The woman justified this by saying that they had to spread their message by any means necessary.
Hah!
Loons.
Meat is tasty.
Damn crazy fucks. That retarded statement is downright offensive. I want KFC now.
WTF??????????????Quote:
Originally posted by Ragnarok the Red
This reminded me, I haven't had a KFC chicken pot pie in so very long...I love those things...think I may have one for lunch tomorrow :)
Pies at KFC??????
Thats crazy.
Hey, do you guys have the Tower Burger? now that is fine quisine.
Chicken fillet, lettuce, special Tower burger sauce (I think its perinaise sauce), and a hash brown, all on a sesame seed bun.
Ah, only in America could we birth an orginization of people SO BORED that their primary concern is how food gets treated.
Silly fools!
Ok, so if peta gets thier way, and we become a country full of vegans...
What about the animals that eat other animals?
Do we have a smear campaign against cats needless butchering of mice?
Or how about a grizzly bear scooping fish out of a river? Are you going to try to reason with the bear, and tell it why some soy-tofu-mushroom fake-fish is better?
I'm definitely participating in tasty animals day.
Let me just remind PETA people about one simple concept (originally pointed out by The Best Page in the Universe http://maddox.xmission.com/):
There is a wonderful interview with the head of PETA on National Geographic channel right now!
Thoughts soon to come.
Ugh, this guy is a peice of work. He is in favor of using children as pawns in his master plan to stop the world for killing animals for any reason at all. This guy makes me sick.
He actually said an animal's life is a valuable as a person's.
He said that eating an animal is as bad as being a cannibal and eating humans.
When asked about animals that are brutal and eat meat, he said we should be held to a higher standard.
I think PETA should be a valid mental disorder. These people are sick.
FUCKING ALL-AMERICAN, BRO!!! Man, I live, like, 5 minutes from All-American! I just ate there a few weeks ago. Quarter-pound cheeseburger, hot dog, onion rings and a vanilla shake. Deee-licious.Quote:
Originally posted by ChaoofNee
Damn Manhatten... Long Island shall have its REVENGE!
...FEAR our All-American Burger stand! You don't have THAT, do you, Manhatten?
MWAHAHAHWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
You know, I think an organization like PETA is necessary in America. Animal cruelty does happen all too often here, and well if animals are treated like shit by KFC or whomever that should not be tolerated. If they are meant for our consumption, then its like antelopes who are eaten by lions - they lead a fairly normal existence until the lions kill 'em.
But the problem is that PETA is a racist, sensationalist piece of trash organization. Nobody listens to what they say because they are so radical, so off-base, so not of this planet. And then the baby ends up getting thrown out with the bathwater.
Live Scalding? Beak Breaking? Chicken Crippling? If this facilities the chickens' tastiness then thumbs up! Man, his thread is actually making me hungry. Also there are Roy Rogers scattered about all around NJ.
I once fed a kitten to two Greyhounds
scarred for life.
Chicken Suplex!
This is what happens when you have too much free money and time.
Only in America...
Indeed.
Y'know, my first response when I saw the "We Do Chicken In" topic was "I sure HOPE they do the chickens in, I'm not that keen on eating live birds."
I hate to ruin the flamin' but my cousin is one of the leaders of PETA here in Canada. You know why elephants are being phased out of circus's ? Because she thought it was cruel! hahaaha My Grandpa always rips on her, but she get to travel all around the world, she lived in Austraila for 1 year, NJ , Alaska, Colorada, France for a little, and no she has been offered a teaching job at Harvard to teach some enviromental crap...So could ya lessin' the PETA bashing just a bit..?
PS> The pay her like crazy to do it, and she gets all those trips free, and i think they bought her house in Austraila for her, just to protest down their for some crap...hahaha
Aren't there local humane society/animal cruelty groups for most cities and states in the U.S.? They can already handle the real cases of animal mistreatment. We don't need any terrorist funding people without real jobs telling us what is right and wrong about the processing of human food.
Comparing the eradication of a group of people to the continued replenishment of an animal resource is about as stupid as you can get. We haven't removed chickens off the face of the earth, but the Nazis certainly tried to stop judaism. There are millions more chickens today than there would be had we never began eating them. And isn't that what life's goal is to do? Humans have done way more than our part in keeping certain animals more prosperous than they could have possibly been in the wild.
If food replicators like in Star Trek ever become a reality, then I'm certain we will stop all forms of agriculture and move on to other things. But until that time, more animals will die to allow us and them to prosper.
Not really. Humans have done their part in eradicating dozens, if not hundreds, of species. The only reason why the government says its illegal to kill a Bald Eagle, or any other animal on the Endangered Species Act is because humans probably did something like (1) developed on its natural habitat, or (2) strained the population too much because of hunting. I mean... just look at the American Buffalo.Quote:
Originally posted by ginaman
Humans have done way more than our part in keeping certain animals more prosperous than they could have possibly been in the wild.
Humans have done incredible amounts of damage to the natural world. And we're not just talking in the 19th or 20th century - practically since the beginning of man, we have been fucking up the ecosystem. Any attempts that are made now to undo those things, like the ESA or banning fishing from parts of the country whose fish population has been depleted from overhunting, is a pittance compared to the damage we have done.
But still your point about comparing the Holocaust to chickens is true... its a horrible, extremist comparison which causes one to just not listen to ANYTHING PETA says, no matter if they actually were to say something valid.
Why would we lessen the flaming just cuz you happen to have a cousin in command Chemist? Maybe you should read what is being said here and speak to your cousin, smack her upside the head or something. Show her just what type of effect PETA's policys are having on those they are trying to convert to their views.
I thought he said "certain" animals. Why bring up bald eagles, etc? He's talking about chickens and cows.Quote:
Originally posted by diffusionx
beedybeedybeedy
(foot note: nature has no bigger thief than the bald eagle. never has there been a more larcenous animal... back home, any day of the week I could look out the back window and see an eagle dive-bomb an osprey to grab its supper...)
Well, yeah, I know we have brought many animals to extinction. But the animals we like to eat, we keep around and in more numbers than they ever would have in the wild. And yes. I said "certain animals" to cover my ass. Though doing so never seems to work.
Aight...error, you the man!
I have now control, just call'em PETA, and nothing in reference to the leaders of PETA
All the chicken ever did was taste good, otherwise it's absolutely useless to our ecosystem and would nearly perish if we didn't do anything about it.
I like omelets.
Everybody does. Egg. Cheese. Whats not to like?
. . .
so is there any practicality to having a "natural death" farm?
I dunno, but I find that free range chicken tends to taste nicer (Australia has enough land to do this successfully, same with our cows, and generally our primary products are of much higher quality than yours apparently). Small chicken sheds produce cheaper chicken of noticably worse quality.
Wait a second...
You mean KFC isn't made out of pigeons? :o </unfunny>
And upon watching their video (indeed there is a video link on that site), it's amazingly hilarious to see a crippled chicken.
Drug Dealers make great money too, guess we should respect and not talk shit about them, eh?Quote:
Originally posted by Chemist
I hate to ruin the flamin' but my cousin is one of the leaders of PETA here in Canada. You know why elephants are being phased out of circus's ? Because she thought it was cruel! hahaaha My Grandpa always rips on her, but she get to travel all around the world, she lived in Austraila for 1 year, NJ , Alaska, Colorada, France for a little, and no she has been offered a teaching job at Harvard to teach some enviromental crap...So could ya lessin' the PETA bashing just a bit..?
PS> The pay her like crazy to do it, and she gets all those trips free, and i think they bought her house in Austraila for her, just to protest down their for some crap...hahaha
Money /= good deeds.
I thought that we'd just lump these two together since they both relate to the same "Human rights for animals" mentality.
Rachel called the SPCA today to ask about getting our cat de-clawed and de-balled, and they responded to the de-balling question by telling her the process for getting a voucher and selecting a vet - Simple stuff. Then they respond the de-clawing question by telling her that they neither condone nor support such a barbaric act. According to the SPCA rep. de-clawing animals is done by removing their first digit, which leads to psychological damage and is therefore cruel. :wtf:
Had I been the one speaking the response would not have been as diplomatic as my girlfriends, actually it would have been something to the effect of. “Well golly gee willikers, I’m sorry that I don’t want the cat to scratch up my furniture, my daughters face and arms, and anything else he can dig his claws in to. I’m sorry that de-clawing causes deep seeded psychological trauma, but out of curiosity, if de-clawing causes such terrible damage to my cats psyche than what the fuck kind of effect do you think ripping his fucking sack is going to have on the stupid little shit? Shut the fuck up.”
What the hell is wrong with this country that we waste valuable resources testing what psychological disorders de-clawed cats suffer from, when there are people starving in our own streets?
ive been reading through the PETA website for about 10 minutes now.... does anyone else think that theyre trying too hard to be "cool and trendy" by using words/phrases like "piss you off" and "kick ass"? wtf? its like theyre some sort of radical group or....
oh wait...
goddamn hippies.
seriously. wtf is wrong with them?
PETA or no PETA--im SO eating at KFC tomorrow. all this talk of chicken is making me yearn for some strips. and those biscuits. yeah.
I ate there earlier today, had the buffet. :yumm:
From The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, which is in turn from the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams:
Personally, I'm vegetarian.Quote:
A large dairy animal approached Zaphod Beeblebrox's table, a large fat meaty quadruped of the bovine type with large watery eyes, small horns and what might almost have been an ingratiating smile on its lips.
'Good evening,' it lowed and sat back heavily on its haunches, 'I am the Dish of the Day. May I interest you in parts of my body?' It harrumphed and gurgled a bit, wriggling its hindquarters into a more comfortable position and gazed peacefully at them.
Its gaze was met by looks of startled bewilderment from Arthur and Trillian, a resigned shrug from Ford Prefect and naked hunger from Zaphod Beeblebrox.
'Something off the shoulder perhaps?' suggested the animal. 'Braised in a white wine sauce?'
'Er, your shoulder?' said Arthur in a horrified whisper.
'But naturally my shoulder, sir,' mooed the animal contentedly, 'nobody else's is mine to offer.'
Zaphod leapt to his feet and started prodding and feeling the animal's shoulder appreciatively.
'Or the rump is very good,' murmured the animal. 'I've been exercising it and eating plenty of grain, so there's a lot of good meat there.' It gave a mellow grunt, gurgled again and started to chew the cud. It swallowed the cud again.
'Or a casserole of me perhaps?' it added.
'You mean this animal actually wants us to eat it?' whispered Trillian to Ford.
'Me?' said Ford, with a glazed look in his eyes, 'I don't mean anything.'
'That's absolutely horrible,' exclaimed Arthur, 'the most revolting thing I've ever heard.'
'What's the problem, Earthman?' said Zaphod, now transferring his attention to the animal's enormous rump.
'I just don't want to eat an animal that's standing there inviting me to,' said Arthur, 'it's heartless.'
'Better than eating an animal that doesn't want to be eaten,' said Zaphod.
'That's not the point,' Arthur protested. Then he thought about it for a moment. 'All right,' he said, 'maybe that is the point, I don't care, I'm not going to think about it now. I'll just...er...'
The Universe raged about him in its death throes.
'I'll just have a green salad,' he muttered.
'May I urge you to consider my liver?' asked the animal, 'it must be very rich and tender by now, I've been force-feeding myself for months.'
'A green salad,' said Arthur emphatically.
'A green salad?' said the animal, rolling his eyes disapprovingly at Arthur.'
'Are you going to tell me,' said Arthur, 'that I shouldn't have green salad?'
'Well,' said the animal, 'I know many vegetables that are very clear on that point. Which is why it was eventually decided to cut through the whole tangled mess and breed an animal that actually wanted to be eaten and was capable of saying so clearly and distinctly. And here I am.'
It managed a very slight bow.
'Glass of water please,' said Arthur.
'Look,' said Zaphod, 'we want to eat, we don't want to make a meal of the issues. Four rare stakes please, and hurry. We haven't eaten in five hunded and seventy-six thousand million years.'
The animal staggered to its feet. It gave a mellow gurgle.
'A very wise choice, sir, if I may say so. Very good,' it said, 'i'll just nip off and shoot myself.'
He turned and gave a friendly wink to Arthur.
'Don't worry, sir,' he said, 'I'll be very humane.'
PETA can't stop me either.Quote:
Originally posted by Rhydant
PETA or no PETA--im SO eating at KFC tomorrow. all this talk of chicken is making me yearn for some strips. and those biscuits. yeah.
I'm yearning for a Smothered Chicken and some red beans & rice from Popeye's myself. Good stuff, especially when you spike it with some hot sauce. Not tomorrow (Lent y'know)... but probably Saturday or Sunday. :chick: Yumm.
Screw KFC... I'll go to Bojangles and get some good fried chicken and biscuits
Yeah, My friends mom is the manager at Bonjangles. I get free chicken!