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got this off another message board. :lol:
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- Owned. -
got this off another message board. :lol:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(edit: part of me says this is totally fake, part of me says that this is the cruelest most hilarious thing ever :D )
(edit 2: OMG! I just realized that those are the Something Awful forums! Damn, I have to get around to putting down my $10...)
Uh, whoa.
AHAHAHAHA!
I'm about to piss myself. That is so fucking great!
:lol:
Yeah GBS has been great lately.
Hmm I dont think thats very cool... but when you air your dirty laundry out in the open like that (or your sister's, I guess), you never know what some people will do.
This is the mother of all ownage.
Exactly why I think he deserved it. There's some stuff you just keep to yourself, but if I'm still laughing, who am I to complain?
Someone should let the Darwin Awards know about this one.
oh... wow. Hope that isn't real.
Straight from the Something Awful forums. As legit as it gets.
Especially when you consider that he did this on the Something Awful forums.Quote:
Originally posted by diffusionx
Hmm I dont think thats very cool... but when you air your dirty laundry out in the open like that (or your sister's, I guess), you never know what some people will do.
He brought this upon himself due to his stupidity.
Hahaha, that sicko deserves every bit of the shit he's in.
bwuahahahaa.... thats gross.
Stupid mother fucker shoulda never told anyone... but how the fuk did someone find his phone number?
Um, is there a reason why I only see some really small text that I can't read and a small pic that I can barely make out?
When I read the topic, I thought I was going to see this inside.
Thats some good stuff right there. Something close to that happened when I used to play Graal.
*Brickslaps*Quote:
Originally posted by OmniGear
Um, is there a reason why I only see some really small text that I can't read and a small pic that I can barely make out?
Point to the jpeg using your mouse. An ICON on the lower right appears after remaining still for a second. Click the icon.
TA-DA!!
ouch.Quote:
Ahh, thank you, good sir.Quote:
Originally posted by fiend_of_rejections
*Brickslaps*
Point to the jpeg using your mouse. An ICON on the lower right appears after remaining still for a second. Click the icon.
TA-DA!!
Now I can post this: :confused:
The white boy telegraphs his punches like a dumb bitch. My grandmother could beat his ass.Quote:
oooooh!11! ownedzor...Quote:
Originally posted by Sl1p
When I read the topic, I thought I was going to see this inside.
Thats some good stuff right there. Something close to that happened when I used to play Graal.
I like that one guy. "Dude, you got your ass kicked."
Wow....what a fucking jerk off. On one hand, I feel some what sorry for him, but on the other I can't help but laugh at his stupidity.
ha.. oman.. oman.. that would suck... but still thats fucking funny..
I kinda wish I knew what happened there. It's like a pure beatdown and I feel sorry for him, but if he was an asshole then it's all good.
And what's with the apple getting lit on fire?
He threw the first punch... I don't feel sorry for him at all.Quote:
Originally posted by MechDeus
It's like a pure beatdown and I feel sorry for him, but if he was an asshole then it's all good.
Dont say that again. EVER.Quote:
Originally posted by Box Drink
oooooh!11! ownedzor...
Seriously, man. Quit with the stupidness.
Damn.
I believe it was about to get ()\/\/|\|3|).Quote:
Originally posted by MechDeus
And what's with the apple getting lit on fire?
Is it wrong for me and a friend to be picking apart that fight like commentary?
apparently you didn't read todays FOXTROT... I was inspired...Quote:
Originally posted by Rhydant
Dont say that again. EVER.
Seriously, man. Quit with the stupidness.
Damn.
exactly.. I wasn't as good as Jason but that's mostly because I couldn't rememebr exactly how he wrote Ownz0r3d
.............Sucks to be that guy.
Gotta love the internet.
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Originally posted by Box Drink
apparently you didn't read todays FOXTROT... I was inspired...
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Dont say that again. EVER.
Seriously, man. Quit with the stupidness.
Damn.
bloody hell - can't stop laughing :lol:
Getting busted for that has probably done more damage to his mind than the sniffing has.
That was good, but I remember reading one story on the SA forum about a kid who got busted jerking off with a sock on his wang by his overly-religious parents. Now that was funny.
If this is real then it's fucking awesome. I've said it before and I'll say it again: If you do stupid shit on the internet like post pics of yourself or give out really personal information, it's gonna come back and bite you on the ass like this. Either you'll find a cock photoshopped into your mouth or someone will call your house and tell your mom and dad that you like to sniff your sister's panties.
Agreed.Quote:
Originally posted by 88mph
He threw the first punch... I don't feel sorry for him at all.
As for the panties guy (if that story's even real), the moron deserved what happened to him. Sucks, yes, but it's his own fault.
Gon
Why would he post that on a messageboard in the first place?
cause he is - as we call them here in texas - an 'ijit'
I just find it hilarious that somebody actually hunted down his personal info and then had the guts to call his family's house and explain the situation to them without sounding like a total mental case. I guess the guy who originally posted the stuff was already seen as crazed by his family, so what the guy on the phone told them probably sounded all too real to them.
Good point, since most people wouldn't believe some stranger calling on the phone and telling them that their son sniffs their daughter's panties unless they already knew their son was inclined to wackiness already. Hell, why didn't the kid just say "Mom, Dad, it's all bullshit, it's just somebody playing a prank!!"?Quote:
Originally posted by ginaman
I guess the guy who originally posted the stuff was already seen as crazed by his family, so what the guy on the phone told them probably sounded all too real to them.
Also, you Texans get to carry around guns right out in the open.Quote:
Originally posted by station82o
cause he is - as we call them here in texas - an 'ijit'
Texas is cool.
Real or not, it's still very amusing. My friend posts on SA and he told me about this last week. I like the system they have where you can change someone elses avatar for $10. I think it's pretty funny.
Heh - yeah, Tracer and I both strongly believe that were the United States ever to be invaded by a foreign army - that Texas would be this country's last defense - and Houston its Helm's Deep - there's some crazy tough mofos around here.Quote:
Originally posted by Dolemite
Also, you Texans get to carry around guns right out in the open.
Texas is cool.
That kicks ass.Quote:
I like the system they have where you can change someone elses avatar for $10. I think it's pretty funny.
And as said, this idiot deserved this.
yeah he's a dumb ass for posting that in the first place... no doubt about that...Quote:
Originally posted by Gondolin
Agreed.
As for the panties guy (if that story's even real), the moron deserved what happened to him. Sucks, yes, but it's his own fault.
Gon
Really I don't think he deserved, not to say that what he posted wasn't absolutely stupid, absurd, and just plain showed a lack of common sense.
I think he more deserved a sign on his front lawn saying "I like to sniff my sister's panties - (Guy's name)" followed by a picture.
Part of what I miss about being back home :)Quote:
Originally posted by station82o
cause he is - as we call them here in texas - an 'ijit'
Indeed it is. I remember the gun conventions that happened at Dallas' Market Center almost every week, and how when I drive by I'd just see people walking out of their armed with enough firearms to take over a portion of the state and secede from the union again :pQuote:
Originally posted by Dolemite
Also, you Texans get to carry around guns right out in the open.
Texas is cool.
Yes, whenever I think of an imaginary scenario where there's a massive land invasionary force that comes in on the East or West coast, they'd be stalled considerably at the midpoint of the country when they ran into Texas and the army of shotgun and rifle totin' good 'ol boys they got down there. It's awesome :)Quote:
Originally posted by station82o
Heh - yeah, Tracer and I both strongly believe that were the United States ever to be invaded by a foreign army - that Texas would be this country's last defense - and Houston its Helm's Deep - there's some crazy tough mofos around here.
http://www.spectacserv.com/CoursePho...reload%20d.jpg
Texas used to be it's own country, it can handle itself. It has it's own private military of of men weilding shotguns.
I use to live in Texas before I moved up to Ohio, it's quite the change from Texas winter to Ohio winter, that's for sure.
Another tale from the 'OWNED' files:
Listen to this hippie get owned...:D
http://www.spikeyworld.com/politics/pwndhippie.mp3
Hahahaha! Actually I belive that Salt Lake City would be the Helms Deep of America. If you know enough about the Mormons you know they'd defend the USA to the last man. America to them is the Holy Land and I know for a fact that it is endorsed by thier church to have provisions for such emergencies.Quote:
Originally posted by Ragnarok the Red
Part of what I miss about being back home :)
Indeed it is. I remember the gun conventions that happened at Dallas' Market Center almost every week, and how when I drive by I'd just see people walking out of their armed with enough firearms to take over a portion of the state and secede from the union again :p
Yes, whenever I think of an imaginary scenario where there's a massive land invasionary force that comes in on the East or West coast, they'd be stalled considerably at the midpoint of the country when they ran into Texas and the army of shotgun and rifle totin' good 'ol boys they got down there. It's awesome :)
Me and station and another friend (who is Mormon) talked about such silliness at a Dennys one day and said that Texas could succeed and conquer much of the USA, treating Oklahoma as a territory for conqured and subseqently oppressed peoples (Like the Native Americans all over again), avoiding Southern Louisiana entirely ("wel-come to da swamps!"). The whole Southwest would crumble except Salt Lake City because those dudes are fucking serious. Everything else would be a matter of time. We all had a laugh at it and didn't bring it up again.
On the subject of Texas though - It seems the Dixie Chicks were Owned :/ I actually agreed with them, but talk about carreer suicide. I guess it's time for them to change thier group name and become a full fledged pop-group. For those of you who didn't hear about it: One of the members said, while on stage in London (go figure.. they listen to crappy music too), 'I think George W. Bush is a disgrace to Texas,' which isn't really true because I think perhaps he accurately portrays a good majority of Texans, just not the more progressive ones. I like the sentiment honestly - if you disagree with him and you're a Texan it's natural to think he's inaccurately representing you BUT - If Texas isn't the land of Warhawks, Oil-Barons and Borderline Facists then I don't know what is.
ºTracer
Jesus christ that's sad.Quote:
Originally posted by Shinobi128
Another tale from the 'OWNED' files:
Listen to this hippie get owned...:D
http://www.spikeyworld.com/politics/pwndhippie.mp3
LOL
[]D \\//\\// ||\\|| =||=Quote:
Originally posted by Shinobi128
Another tale from the 'OWNED' files:
Listen to this hippie get owned...:D
http://www.spikeyworld.com/politics/pwndhippie.mp3
I did like that point they host brought up at the end. "In 10 years are people going to be thanking me for their freedom or you?"
On today's Photoshop Phriday, titled "Video Game Characters Gone Bad", this was the final image:
http://www.sitemouse.com/users/kntai...er_megaman.gif
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Originally posted by Tain
On today's Photoshop Phriday, titled "Video Game Characters Gone Bad", this was the final image:
http://www.sitemouse.com/users/kntai...er_megaman.gif
Best. MP3. Evar.Quote:
Originally posted by Shinobi128
Another tale from the 'OWNED' files:
Listen to this hippie get owned...:D
http://www.spikeyworld.com/politics/pwndhippie.mp3
Thanks for reminding me to check Something Awful... this is the greatest image I have ever seen:
That vid is just sad, on both parts.Quote:
I would consider this to be part of the "owned" files. :)
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This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.
He had taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!" He turned to his bride and said, "F--- you" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge... making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
:lol:
THAT is GREAT!!!!!!
I don't think any one man can own anyone else any more than that groom.
Hey:
Truly a pathetic punch by the white kid. Overextended, wide, unbalanced. "Telegraphed" is putting it nicely. Even worse, he has no ground skills and allowed the brother to attain full mount in seconds. He deserved it. Thanks, 88.
The guy sniffing his sister's panties...sick. I have trouble laughing at such disturbing behavior.
-Technosphile
that kid had an easy time with him, plus I've never seen a man swing like a little bitch as much as this in my life! :lol:
That wedding story is fucking amazing. That guy is a goddamn genius and if I saw him on the street I would shake his hand.
That mega man animated image is hilarious! :lol:
Agreed.Quote:
Originally posted by diffusionx
That wedding story is fucking amazing. That guy is a goddamn genius and if I saw him on the street I would shake his hand.
Does anyone have another article on this groom? That story is incredible.
I would venture to say that my grandma could kick that kid's ass. And my grandma is dead.Quote:
Originally posted by Technosphile
Truly a pathetic punch by the white kid. Overextended, wide, unbalanced. "Telegraphed" is putting it nicely. Even worse, he has no ground skills and allowed the brother to attain full mount in seconds. He deserved it. Thanks, 88.
To all the people that got owned, I say:
*click here*
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Originally posted by Shinobi128
I would consider this to be part of the "owned" files. :)
Quote:
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.
He had taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!" He turned to his bride and said, "F--- you" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge... making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
BTW, that's just an urban myth. I knew exactly what story I was in for the moment I saw the word wedding in the first line. Now, let me regale you with the story of how a suba diver was found dead hanging from a tree in a forrest, miles away from the nearest body of water. Apparently there was a forrest fire and one of those planes that scoops up water sucked him up while he was scuba diving and dumped him into the fire.
I swear it's true, a friend of a friend of a friend told me so.
The wedding ownage is the greatest ownage I have ever had the pleasure of reading.Quote:
Originally posted by Shinobi128
I would consider this to be part of the "owned" files. :)
Spectacular.
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Originally posted by Regus
BTW, that's just an urban myth. I knew exactly what story I was in for the moment I saw the word wedding in the first line.
fuck...knew it was too good to be true.
Watch Magnolia lately?Quote:
Originally posted by Regus
BTW, that's just an urban myth. I knew exactly what story I was in for the moment I saw the word wedding in the first line. Now, let me regale you with the story of how a suba diver was found dead hanging from a tree in a forrest, miles away from the nearest body of water. Apparently there was a forrest fire and one of those planes that scoops up water sucked him up while he was scuba diving and dumped him into the fire.
Yet another reason why Snopes is one of the best sites on the Internet.
Wowza, that kid got rocked in that fight, especially that last boot to the face, that probably didn't put a smile on his face. Also, that hippie mp3 was great, that chick didn't know what the shit she was talking about. I hate people that argue the opposite side of an obvious argument simply to be different. She just wanted to protest for the sake of protesting, she didn't even know all the facts, dumb broad.
yeah, that is painful watching that kid get his ass kicked.
Personally, although I have really never been in too many fist fights, I dont think I will ever throw the first punch. Much easier to inticipate the other guys punch and either dodge or protect myself and attack back when he is most vulnerable which is right after the punch (which probably is being exerted w/ all his force) reaches its apex.
The 11th Commandment, "thou shall not sniff thy sister's panties or face eternal damnation."
Yep, I was just about to post that the wedding story was an urban legend. I've heard it a few times now myself, same with the scuba diver one.Quote:
Originally posted by Regus
BTW, that's just an urban myth. I knew exactly what story I was in for the moment I saw the word wedding in the first line. Now, let me regale you with the story of how a suba diver was found dead hanging from a tree in a forrest, miles away from the nearest body of water. Apparently there was a forrest fire and one of those planes that scoops up water sucked him up while he was scuba diving and dumped him into the fire.
I swear it's true, a friend of a friend of a friend told me so.
-Kevin
Or its Alamo, perhaps?Quote:
Originally posted by station82o
and Houston its Helm's Deep -
Definitely. They already fought a war with the US government that I don't believe was actually won by the government, just settled. But Utah came close to being an independent country in the 19th century.Quote:
Originally posted by Tracer
Hahahaha! Actually I belive that Salt Lake City would be the Helms Deep of America. If you know enough about the Mormons you know they'd defend the USA to the last man. America to them is the Holy Land and I know for a fact that it is endorsed by thier church to have provisions for such emergencies.
Anyway, can anybody attach the original something awful image here? For some reason my browser hates it and keeps chopping it up.
I present to you, TNL, another chapter in the 'OWNED' files. Warning: This is link is rated R for language.
http://www.captain-obvious.com/forum...p?threadid=486
That was good.
Why would anyone willingly humiliate themselves without thinking of the prankster possibilities?
Nice...
ROTFLMFAO...
Entertainment at its finest.
I bet he likes the skid marks...
that was great.. man i kinda of feal sorrt for peoploe like that..
Funny poem about Opa Opa that I thought should be shared:
http://pub37.ezboard.com/fsuaveagefr...cID=2208.topic